LoveHoroscope

Aug 11 – Aug 17, 2008

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Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

You find yourself paying more attention to the details of lovemaking lately—making sure the sheets are clean, watching what happens when you stroke the back of your lover’s neck. This is very sexy, Aries. Your lover loves it.
Gemini: May 22 - Jun 23

You tend to take your lover’s words too seriously this week and to be unusually heavy in your thinking about love. You’ll be back to your fun-loving self by next week so try to enjoy this other side of your personality while you can.
Leo: Jul 23 - Aug 23

You’re coming face-to-face with the truth that your ideals about love have been a little too high of late. Instead of swinging from one extreme to the other, use this as an opportunity to get more realistic about what’s possible.
Libra: Sep 23 - Oct 23

You’re feeling frustrated with love, frustrated with yourself, your lover, and the whole relationship game. Okay, take a break. You don’t have to take this so hard, Libra; it’s just a ditch between two grassy fields. No need to dramatize.
Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 21

Lately you feel happiest with a lover you know well and know how to satisfy. Isn’t it great becoming an expert in pleasing each other? Don’t worry that you’re getting too predictable— there’s a lot to be said for love you can count on.
Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18

The ancients thought eclipses were a bad omen, but we don’t see it that way anymore. Modern people see everything as an opportunity for growth. The Lunar Eclipse in your sign on the 16th could be very stimulating for you, Aquarius.

Taurus: Apr 21 - May 21

Love feels like nothing but obstacles this week: Your partner won’t go along with what you want in bed, or there’s a little too much stagnation going on. You can be a bit stubborn, Taurus, we all know that. Lighten up and experiment a little.
Cancer: Jun 23 - Jul 22

Don’t let the Lunar Eclipse on the 16th eclipse your emotional stability—you don’t have to identify with every emotion that comes by. Ride the waves... better yet, surf! Imagine yourself hanging ten, gracefully balancing in the sun and the wind.
Virgo: Aug 24 - Sep 22

You’ve been asking your lover to fulfill the same sexual fantasy over and over again. Hey, it works for you! You may be happy with the same diet, but they want a little spice and variety. Go ahead and follow them into new territories.
Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22

Those power games you play... sometimes they are an attempt to mask your inner insecurity. This can cause serious problems in your relationships when you are afraid to open up and share, preferring to keep the upper hand.
Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19

“Frustrating” is the key word for you this week. It seems like everywhere you turn, things are not working out right. It’s just a phase, Capricorn; this too shall pass. Wait until next week to talk with your lover about what’s bothering you.
Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20

You have a special talent for fantasy. Have you really allowed yourself to enjoy this as much as you can in the bedroom? Many things you could never do in real life can be acted out deliciously with a willing partner.

Aug 4 – Aug 10, 2008

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Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

Your headstrong energy may plunge you into trouble this week as your ruling planet Mars opposes Uranus. If you don’t slow down and consider the consequences before you act, somebody’s going to be saying, “I told you so.”
Gemini: May 22 - Jun 23

Your judgment is erratic this week, Gemini, as your ruling planet Mercury opposes Neptune. Loves me, loves me not? Use any mistakes you make this week to learn more about trust, about how it’s really all about you anyway.
Leo: Jul 23 - Aug 23

Leo, you are so fun to be around because you’re a natural-born flirt. You have a natural attraction for a glamorous, outgoing partner who will make you look good. Watch out that you’re not missing the book by focusing on the cover.
Libra: Sep 23 - Oct 23

Candlelight, music, fine food, wine, perfume; Libra, are we there yet? Romance is necessary to your sense of well-being, and you are happily a slave to a physically beautiful environment and a sensual lover who also enjoys the props.
Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 21

You can have a tendency to treat love like a sport with both time-outs and half-times. When you focus on scoring a touchdown, you are a boring lover. I hate to break it to you, Sag, but no one wins in that kind of love affair.
Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18

You may surprise yourself by going to physical extremes in love this week, and that your creativity in the bedroom is at an all-time high. Why not go for it? If it doesn’t hurt you or anybody else, how fun could it be?

Taurus: Apr 21 - May 21

You can have a tendency, Taurus, to treat your partner like a possession rather than a flesh-and-blood individual like yourself. This week, let your partner loose to wander and watch them snap back like a rubber band when the time is right.
Cancer: Jun 23 - Jul 22

You can have difficulty expressing your needs openly unless you are in a long-term relationship with an understanding partner. Even a best friend can help you learn to open up and share all the dark treasures buried deep inside.
Virgo: Aug 24 - Sep 22

Your birthday’s coming up, Virgo; why not celebrate all month? Since your tastes are so refined, you are often secretly disappointed by the gifts you receive, so go ahead and buy yourself your own presents this year. And the next, and the next.
Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22

Pluto is still retrograde, Scorpio, and you continue kicking yourself for all your imagined faults, going over and over what you consider to be your errors. Give yourself a break, and remember that’s how humans learn what’s really important.
Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19

Capricorn is the sign of mastery and initiation. What does that mean to you? Maybe you want to play master and slave games in the bedroom? Or perhaps you’d like to become initiated in the arts of love and sex. One requires less ego.
Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20

You are the main source of imaginative ideas in your relationships, and anyone could consider themself lucky to be the recipient of all that fun. This week, you are creating especially inspired fantasies, wowing even you with your thoughts.

Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2008

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Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

Aries, sometimes you’re just so darned enthusiastic, you become impatient with us slower folks. When you’re not paying attention, you can tread all over the feelings of those you love. Who do you need to make an amends to this week?
Gemini: May 22 - Jun 23

This is a good week to communicate your desires and goals for your relationship to your lover. However, you might misinterpret the other’s point of view, thinking (hoping?) it is in agreement with your own. Listen carefully. Take your time.
Leo: Jul 23 - Aug 23

If you’re wondering how to handle the New Moon/Solar Eclipse which falls in your sign on Friday, let me give you a hint: Friday is also Jerry Garcia’s birthday. If Ol’ Jere were still here partyin’ down, how do you think he’d mark the occasion?
Libra: Sep 23 - Oct 23

This week, you’re like an angel who hit her head on a pole and realized she was on planet Earth and not in Heaven. You’re up against the real world, Libra, as harsh as that feels to you. Take heart, the natives are friendly.
Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 21

Your restless nature leads you to feeling bored very easily, but feeling bored only means you’re not paying attention. You’ve heard the expression that you can’t step in the same river twice? Look for the new-ness blossoming every minute.
Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18

You’re such a friendly person, interested in anyone and everybody, that it’s a bummer to you to think that you’ll never get to taste everyone in the world. Make sure you’re with a partner who understands your need for space and variety.

Taurus: Apr 21 - May 21

Stop feeling guilty, Taurus—nobody’s perfect. You kick yourself because you think you lowered your standards too far when really they were too high to begin with. When you allow others their human failings, you’ll be kinder about your own.
Cancer: Jun 23 - Jul 22

You can be mysterious with your changeable character: One day romantic and sensual, and the next day cool and aloof. Is you lover getting off on this or getting tired? Make sure you’re in tune and not just Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Virgo: Aug 24 - Sep 22

Speak from the heart, Virgo; be bold. The stars are on your side this week to help facilitate a conversation with your beloved. Share your desires and dreams, and listen closely to theirs. Make a plan to satisfy at least one of the other’s whims.
Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22

I know you’re feeling misunderstood, Scorpio, and often you’re right—you are. You have a unique way of looking at things, which often makes you alone in the crowd. Persist in sharing your point of view until you find your tribe.
Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19

You take everything so seriously, Capricorn, that you need a good dose of humor this week. Did you know some of the best comedians share your sign? Hunker down and watch the comedy channel for a few hours—consider it your therapy.
Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20

Time to stop beating around the bush and tell you straight out, Pisces, that your standards in love are too high. If you keep clinging to the fantasy that love must be perfect, you’ll never be satisfied. Come down to Earth.

LoveHoroscope

Aug 11 – Aug 17, 2008

Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

Gemini: May 22 - Jun 23

Leo: Jul 23 - Aug 23

Libra: Sep 23 - Oct 23

Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 21

Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18

Taurus: Apr 21 - May 21

Cancer: Jun 23 - Jul 22

Virgo: Aug 24 - Sep 22

Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22

Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19

Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20

Aug 4 – Aug 10, 2008

Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

Gemini: May 22 - Jun 23

Leo: Jul 23 - Aug 23

Libra: Sep 23 - Oct 23

Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 21

Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18

Taurus: Apr 21 - May 21

Cancer: Jun 23 - Jul 22

Virgo: Aug 24 - Sep 22

Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22

Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19

Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20

Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2008

Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

Gemini: May 22 - Jun 23

Leo: Jul 23 - Aug 23

Libra: Sep 23 - Oct 23

Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 21

Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18

Taurus: Apr 21 - May 21

Cancer: Jun 23 - Jul 22

Virgo: Aug 24 - Sep 22

Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22

Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19

Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20