Leggo Your Ego

2008-09-17T19:34:00Z

I think I am a nice person. But in this West Coast city known as LALA Land or Hollyweird, there are a fair amount of delicate egos trying to coexist with those of us who are less sensitive. You can’t go to a restaurant or grocery store without bumping into someone who has been on TV or in a movie. A Starbucks trip is not complete without sharing the condiment station with someone you just saw on MTV Cribs.

It was recently called to my attention that I hurt a guest’s feelings on the radio show. This guest will remain nameless due to the fact that their feelings were already hurt once, unintentionally, so I won’t be repeating THAT mistake again. (At least not in this blog.) I said something along the lines of, “It’s been awhile since you did Project X, what are you doing now”? Apparently, this translated into “Your career is basically over since you haven’t done anything since Project X, and you may as well consider yourself washed-up old news with a sex tape as your only hope for publicity.”

Now in my defense, Project X was really popular. When I was, like, 10. So for all the folks out there around my age, give us something you have done recently that we will recognize. Throw me a bone! If I had meant to be a dick about it, I would have at least made it funny at your expense. It was just an honest question, and at the very least, an invitation to share your current projects with all the listeners out there. I guess my lack of experience with mainstream actors has left some room for error in interviewing. Not that there is a shortage of porn stars who have a sense of self-importance that is difficult to take seriously after you have seen them in every compromising position known to man.

So far, some of my most entertaining guests have been in the adult industry. I certainly like the balance of adult and mainstream, but if you are in the public eye, I think it’s important not to take yourself too seriously. After all, it’s not called the Sex.com Stroke Your Ego Radio Show, is it?

I Want to Be the Hostess with the Mostess

2008-05-30T00:48:00Z

I have officially been the radio hostess of two shows so far. Considering I’m somewhat of a newbie, the response has been positive, although I have been surprised by who is listening out there. (Hi, Dad.)

Now after each show, I think I may want to be hit over the head by a blunt object to erase any memory of the perverse sexual conversations I took part in. That should save me some embarrassment at the next family dinner when someone brings up the latest in-depth porn star interview I did. I can just point to the permanent knot on my head and say, “Please pass the penis……. I mean pepper.”

We have been fortunate to have some entertaining guests on the show, which makes my job easier. No awkward moments of silence to fill up with inappropriate questions. Oh wait a minute, this is SEX.com Radio, so bring on the inappropriate questions! Those are exactly the types of questions people want to know the answers to.

So I got to ask Jamye Waxman about masturbation and Holly Randall about why she wants cum on her face. Andrew Blake described EXACTLY what he looks for when he casts a model for his latest film, while his model showed us her nipples as proof that Andrew was indeed telling me the truth. Now when I am looking for something like my keys or a receipt, nipples pop into my head... Jana Jordan’s nipples, to be specific. So what?, you may be thinking, They are in the adult industry. Of course that is the kind of stuff you would be talking about.

We balanced the show out with a lot of mainstream talent that may not have shown me their nipples, but did describe awkward lovemaking scenes, famous husbands who turned out to be gay, and romps with much younger men. Actors, comedians, musicians—they all have some naughty in there somewhere, and it’s my job to get it out of them.

Plus, we try to keep you socially informed by bringing the latest news to our audience. In general, it’s all news with some adult-related twist, which is fun since you probably won’t be getting this on the front page of the L.A. Times or even your Yahoo homepage. Soon we will be featuring a regular Sex Tip of the Week, movie reviews, toy reviews, and oh so much more... even maybe a MAINSTREAM nipple here and there.