This is the Sex.com Blog.
It’s a blog where Chico Dusty (and his freaky ‘lil sidekick, Gil Powers) write about everything sex and porn related. We DARE you to read this blog without immediately ripping off all of your clothes and going into a sexual frenzy. We got news. We’ve got polls. We’ve got interviews. We’ve got Top 10′s. We even have the occasional special feature. If you need someone to tell you exactly how to please a woman however, this is the wrong place, because neither of us have ever had sex.
Who is Chico Dusty? He’s this goddamn dingus:
If you see Mr. Dusty in real life, do not approach him! He does not want to talk to you!
BUT IF YOU NEED TO REACH MR. DUSTY, CLICK HERE: CONTACT CHICO DUSTY.
Also he’s on Google+. Check him out: Chico Dusty on Google
You may have seen the dashing and heroic Gil Powers wandering around your local shopping complex aimlessly, likely doing his Christmas shopping in the middle of July.
There hasn’t been a parody porn that Gil Powers doesn’t love.
Read this blog at least once a day. Even if there’s nothing new. Re-read your favorite old posts.