Mia Malkova, Treat of the Year
Did you guys remember to vote for Twisty’s Treat of the Year?
If you did and you voted for adorable and flexible pornstar Mia Malkova, then pat yourself on the back because Mia Malkova is Twisty’s Treat of the Year!
Congratulations to all the nominees (who you can review in this post: Twisty’s Treat of the Year 2013). They were all extremely sexy and terrific models but there can only be one Treat of the Year and it’s Mia Malkova.
And to celebrate Mia Malkova being awarded this honor, we had no choice but to make her the Babe of the Day as well!
I just want to say that although I’m happy Mia Malkova won, I was kind of hoping she wouldn’t.
Allow me to explain.
We’ve already done a Mia Malkova Top 10. She’s just so bubbly and sexy that I couldn’t resist making a post about Mia Malkova on the first slow news day we had. She’s out there filming sex scenes and posing for nude photos with this big, charismatic smile and a great body, what the hell was I supposed to do? Not give her some blog attention? No way.
When I saw the announcement that Mia Malkova was Twisty’s Treat of the Year, it felt like we prematurely shot our Mia Malkova-load.
With that said, you can never prematurely shoot your Mia Malkova-load because she’s just so darn likeable.
Acting slutty or at least conveying a notion of sluttiness to the audience is so played out in porn. Maybe it’s just me, but for me it’s like, “Yeah I get it you’re really slutty and you need to have sex like all the time,” doesn’t interest me. I’m much more interested in the sweet girls that have an insatiable sexual appetite because it’s more incongruous. Sweet and horny aren’t qualities we generally associate in one person, so to see these qualities together is exciting. It’s like a brand new way to be attractive or something. Mia Malkova, in my opinion, communicates these two qualities from her presence on screen to the audience with ease. And if she just won Treat of the Year, that means other people are get it too.
Anyways, now that I’ve bored you to death with my half-baked theory for why Mia Malkova is so awesome, let’s all check out some of her best pictures.
And I didn’t even get started on the whole flexibility thing. Am I the only one blown away by Mia Malkova‘s flexibility? How does she do it? Pornstar/contortionist.
Congratulations Mia Malkova on becoming Twisty’s Treat of the Year and Babe of the Day