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10 Yoga Poses For Better Sex

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Yoga is pretty much good for your entire body, which infuriates me because I would love to do yoga in order to maintain my Adonis-like body, but I can’t.

Every time I’ve tried to do yoga it’s always like, “Sir, you can’t touch your classmates.” or “Sir, please there are no cameras allowed in the studio.” or “Sir, please leave. Your tiny erection is making everyone uncomfortable.”

OH I’M SORRY ANONYMOUS YOGA INSTRUCTORS. Maybe I wouldn’t be involuntarily touching the other classmates, trying to film the classes, or pitching a tiny, tiny tent if yoga pants weren’t manufactured to make all asses amazing.

Seriously though, my penis is laughably small there’s something about the tight lycra of the yoga pant that makes the ass’s presentation irresistible.

As if to rub it in my face that yoga is the best thing anyone can do to their body, WorldLifestyle.com put together this infographic (see below) of the 10 yoga poses that promise better sex.

These 10 yoga poses all focus on increasing blood flow, flexibility, stamina, relaxation, and muscle tone, all of which will contribute to better sex.

So check out the 10 yoga poses for better sex below. Now people will tell you that the proper way to do yoga is to focus on consistent breathing. I, however, feel that the best way to perform these yoga poses is to do them in the nude. Well, not just nude. Nude while filming yourself/snapping selfies so that you can later send them to cdusty@sex.com. Just an idea for all the sexy yoga-enthusiasts out there that want to be Sex.com Blog famous.

ANYWAYS, here’s are the 10 yoga poses for better sex:

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Source: worldlifestyle.com via Sex.com

And remember, if you’re going to be practicing these yoga poses in the nude, make sure to take pictures and send them to cdusty@sex.com.

In the meantime, I’ll be here watching my Adonis-like whither away until it becomes as laughable as my laughably tiny penis.

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