First, there was phone sex*. Then, there was cybersex. And now we have sexting.
Scholars can’t agree on who pioneered these innovative techniques for getting your rocks off but who knows where we would be without them.
Today, I’m very proud to announce a shocking new development in the world of virtual sex. I should say that Futuresex believes there could be a breakthrough soon and there is nothing but somewhat interesting speculation ahead.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Bi-Autoerotic Intercourse.
Sounds complicated, right? That’s because it is. I’ll do my best to put into laymen’s terms for you laymen.