July, 2012

  • Virtual Sex to Rival Real Sex in Strange New Ways

    Experimental virtual sex device

    First, there was phone sex*. Then, there was cybersex. And now we have sexting.

    Scholars can’t agree on who pioneered these innovative techniques for getting your rocks off but who knows where we would be without them.

    Today, I’m very proud to announce a shocking new development in the world of virtual sex. I should say that Futuresex believes there could be a breakthrough soon and there is nothing but somewhat interesting speculation ahead.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Bi-Autoerotic Intercourse.

    Sounds complicated, right? That’s because it is. I’ll do my best to put into laymen’s terms for you laymen.

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    July 31, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1143

  • Lindsay Lohan and Crew Strip for The Canyons

    Lindsay Lohan & James Deen filming for The Canyons

    Since The Canyons began production, not a day goes by where a story comes out about the movie.

    The neo-noir is written by Brett Easton Ellis (American Psycho) and directed by Paul Schrader (Hardcore), which is an exciting collaboration for real nerds.

    But it’s the pairing of professional party girl and part-time actress Lindsay Lohan and male porn star James Deen that has gossip hounds salivating over the set of The Canyons. Is it any wonder? The two leads are controversial choices and the only plot details available is that the film revolves around the dangers of sexual obsession among a group of twenty year olds in Los Angeles.

    The latest story to break from the set is by far the strangest.

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    July 31, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1278

  • Kobe Cheating?

    Kobe and Vanessa

    Kobe and Vanessa are in trouble again!

    First there was that incident in 2003 where Kobe was accused of sexual assault for sleeping with a 19 year old hotel staff member in a Colorado. Then she filed for divorce earlier this year, which didn’t go through probably as a consolation for losing in the second round of the NBA playoffs.

    So what did Black Mamba do get in trouble with his woman again?

    TMZ has “supplied” this blog with photographic evidence of what went down: Continue Reading

    July 30, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 412

  • Sex.com’s Guide to Good Sex Tape

    Quick history lesson: before videos cameras, people and celebrities used to make sex pictures.

    Last week we were tantalized by the possibility of two celebrity sex tapes. Carly Rae Jepsen’s turned out to be a fake and there is little hope that Minka Kelly’s will get a release. Celebrity sex tapes always make news because everyone loves them. These people are on pedestals and to see them hop on the good foot to do the bad thing is just priceless.

    As of right now I have no new nude celebrities to offer you. Instead of sitting on our hands and waiting for a famous person to slip up and leak footage of their knob slobbing skills with the internet, I’ve got a great idea to keep you busy.

    Make your own sex tape! You won’t even have to worry about tabloids finding out because you’re just a regular nobody. Unless you become famous later, which the chances are slim because you simply aren’t talented or good-looking enough. But if you do beat the odds congratulations your sex tape will make you even more famous! Look at what it did for those rich socialites a few years ago.

    With technology today, you can hit record and ride roughshod then when you’re done call it a sex tape. But if you want your tape to be something you want to watch follow these simple steps to make your tape not only watchable but enjoyable:

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    July 30, 2012 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2357

  • San Francisco’s Solution to Pornography in Public

    via KTVU

    Public libraries are invaluable to the small percentage of the population that don’t have internet access or even own a computer. Being able to surf in the privacy of our own home is something that can be easily taken for granted. Would you not be too embarrassed to pin your photos on Sex.com in a public place?

    The internet-less people of the world are only human. Public place or not, they do the same surfing as us. And more often than not they are looking at pornography. It is discouraged but the silent atmosphere makes public disgrace a difficult movement to spark.

    San Francisco’s Main Library has come up with a creative new solution that combines the interests of perverts and prudes. Plastic privacy screens have been installed on the monitor so passerby’s aren’t offended by something they see on the monitor.

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    July 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 372

  • Nina and Ron’s Reunion Tour, aka Getting the Band Back Together

    Nina Loves Ron

    Everyone loves a come back. Though the chemistry may not be the same or product quite as good, it’s always exciting to get the old team back together. Which is why we’re very excited to hear about Hustler’s latest release Nina Loves Ron.

    Nina Loves Ron reunites two of the porn industry’s favorites, Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy. They did fifteen scenes together all between 1985 and 1991 but on July 31st, 2012 they will be performing together once again!

    This DVD is extremely cool for reuniting two heavyweights. What I like even more about it is that it is made more or less for porn fans. Sex between Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley will not appeal to everyone, that’s a fact. The only people who will want to see it are fans who are aware of the historical and cultural importance of them boning on screen again.

    If you don’t know who either of these stars are, let me do a quick run down for you.

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    July 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1137

  • Sex.com vs the Games of the XXX Olympiad

    Olympic sex-symbol Federica Pellegrini

    Can you believe that the 2012 Summer Olympiad are only two days away? I can almost hear the angry sighs of the whole world as we all gather in front of our TVs to be bored by some track and field event. What can be done to make the games more interesting? They can start by embracing the debauchery of the Olympics. It’s a shame that we couldn’t get to this sooner because the London Games are the thirtieth Olympiad making their official name the Games of the XXX Olympiad*.

    It can’t be a surprise that when you get hundreds of beautiful people in peek physical condition living in close quarters that things will turn crazy (see Federica Pellegrini as an example of hotness to the left of this text)? They’ve been training sometimes their whole lives for a 30 second event. They’re going to party afterwards but to what extent is still sort of hidden from the general public. Continue Reading

    July 25, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1411

  • Carly Rae, Yay or Nay?

    The real Carly Rae Jepsen

    Carly Rae Jepsen tweeted this morning:

    Remember just a few weeks ago, everyone mistook nude photos of Destiny Benedict for Carly Rae? How is there another Carly Rae doppleganger performing lewd sexual acts for everyone to see again? I can’t decide if this video is completely fake or if there is a Carly Rae sex-conspiracy.

    Have to go to the polls for this one.

    What do you think of this supposed Carly Rae sex tape?

    Watch the video*, and then vote just to your right.


    *No I don’t mean her new music video with the guy from Owl City. I didn’t like Owl City back when it was The Postal Service so I especially don’t care if he’s in a Carly Rae Jepsen video.

    July 24, 2012 • Polls • Views: 605

  • Minka Kelly Sex Tape

    Minka Kelly

    If you followed Friday Night Lights, you definitely had a crush on Lyla Garrity. If you didn’t follow Friday Night Lights, you probably still have a crush on the actress who played Lyla Garrity, Minka Kelly.

    Today, Minka Kelly joins the distinguished list of actresses to star in a sex tape. While it’s only being shopped around for the moment, there are a few details about the video that have been revealed: Continue Reading

    July 23, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 2798

  • Sex.com wants Michelle Jenneke!

    Michelle Jenneke, the Australian hurdling sensation and all around sexy girl, has gotten everyone’s attention in the last little while including the higher ups at Sex.com. I’m a just a lowly blogger but I somehow got my hands on the press release.

    Essentially our site is trying to get Michelle Jenneke to pose nude, exclusively on Sex.com. Isn’t that just the best news? As compensation they’re going to make a donation (knowing these guys it will be a gasp-worthy amount of money) to the Australian Sports Commission, so it’s not just for Michelle but all of Australia’s athletes.

    Check out the full press release: Continue Reading

    July 20, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1504

  • Sex.com Poll: Who is the sexiest actress from the Dark Knight trilogy?

    The Dark Knight Rises is coming out tomorrow!

    With that said we can speculate about Robin being in the movie, if Bane will really snap Batman’s spine, the nature of Marion Cotillard’s character, etc. but we’d be called nerds and get wedgies from the football team. Instead, let’s start a new feature on the Sex.com Blog, a polls section! This Batman trilogy has been noted for its serious themes, realism, special effects, and performances. Am I the only one who feels that the babes aren’t getting their fair share? Continue Reading

    July 19, 2012 • Polls • Views: 389

  • Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct

    Funnyman Fred Willard

    Last night in Hollywood, cult-favorite comedic actor Fred Willard booked for lewd conduct by undercover LAPD vice officers. Fred was attending a screening of either Follow Me 2, The Client List, or Step Dad No. 2* when the police found him with his pants around his ankles and penis in hand. Luckily, our friend Fred’s release didn’t take long. He was out of police custody last night.

    Fred, I love you buddy but ya blew it!

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    July 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 412

  • New Interactive Magazine “Touch me!”

    Malena Morgan on the cover of Touch me!

    When was the last time you bought a porn magazine? It’s been a minute, hasn’t it?

    A new interactive porn magazine Touch me! is now available for free. All you need is an internet connection to download it for FREE. You can view it offline as well (once you’ve downloaded it, of course). Touch me! doesn’t discriminate on devices either, any OS or mobile device can view it. Also, did I mention that it was free?

    This first issue has interviews with Sex.com favorites Malena Morgan and Tasha Reign, plus other interviews, movie reviews, site reviews, lots of pictures, and videos.

    Check out Touch me! by clicking here

    It really succeeds in transposing the feel of a traditional porn magazine and updates it to a modern sensibility. Can’t wait for issue #2!


    July 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1225

  • Bree Olson, musician?

    Recording artist Bree Olson

    Yesterday, Harmony Rose caused a splash with her volunteer EMT training. Today, we have another news story about a former porn star’s new career.

    Bree Olson stopped doing porn because her duties as one of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses took up too much time. After their break-up over a year ago, Bree didn’t return to porn. The good news for her fans is that she’s back*.

    Well, she’s not back to shooting porn unfortunately. She’s back on the fringes of mainstream. Instead of joining Harmony Rose for the all ex-porn star Virginia life saving squad, she’s now doing music. The first single is called, “Hollywood Douchebag” featuring Mike Gonsolin.

    Check out the music video for Hollywood Douchebag:

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    July 17, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1438

  • Harmony Rose, EMT (in training)

    Harmony Rose

    Harmony Rose retired from the porn industry in 2009 but her 400-plus titles as a performer are now causing problems for her.

    Tracy Rolan, as she is known now in Roanoke, Virginia, has been training to be a volunteer EMT with the Cave Spring Rescue Squad. Unfortunately, Fire Chief Rich Burch contacted County Attorney Paul M. Mahoney when he found out about her previous career on what to do. Mahoney’s feeling was that, “Anything that results in public ridicule of volunteer squads, departments, or the County must be avoided.”

    This controversy has me wondering, “Who cares that she used to do porn?”

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    July 16, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1236

  • Rolling in My Sweet Baby?s Arms

    How do you set the mood when it?s time to seduce, sensualize, and sex up your pleasure partner? Low lighting and candles are key, but the rhythm of your rocking can be magically guided by the right music choice. So you?ve stepped up to your speakers, and are browsing your sacred tunes. What to choose? Shuffle? The radio?

    If you?re looking to settle in for a long steamy session, you?re best off crafting a playlist, even if it keeps her waiting for 5 minutes, because the next 45 will be packed with far finer pleasure.
    When selecting your sexual sonic surroundings, keep the following in mind: Continue Reading

    July 16, 2012 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 437

  • Chico Dusty’s bonus Top 10 French Girls


    Brigitte Bardot, the ultimate French babe

    Today is La FĂȘte Nationale, or Bastille Day, in France today. Chances are you didn’t know that. And if you did know, chances are you probably don’t care. Let me tell you, you should know and you should care. If it weren’t for France, we wouldn’t have French girls.

    Is there any type of girl more desirable than a French girl? They just have a certain…I don’t know what*…

    Maybe it’s their accents, both in English or in French. Maybe it’s their fashion sense. Maybe it’s the casual nudity. Maybe it’s the chain smoking. Maybe it’s the taste of wine in their mouths at any hour of the day. Maybe these are just old stereotypes that are completely untrue but I’m too busy salivating over them to notice.

    Who knows really? The allure of the French girl is one of life’s great mysteries.

    Who cares really? It’s La FĂȘte Nationale so let’s celebrate it by gawking at some of the sexiest girls that France has to offer in this special weekend Top 10


    *Do I mean, “je ne sais quoi”?

    July 14, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 1195

  • Skinema Show

    SKINEMA, the book

    Chris Nieratko has been “reviewing” porn for Vice Magazine in his Skinema column for a long time. Reviewing is in quotes because in his reviews are generally crazy stories that skip any actual reviewing. It must be frustrating for porn-purists but more often than not they are hilarious and entertaining.

    His Skinema column was compiled and released as a book in 2007 called Skinema. Now, Vice has turned Skinema into an online show. The good news is that the Skinema show isn’t rambling and directionless as the column, it’s a real good behind-the-scenes look into the lives of porn’s most renowned and successful people.

    Episodes below!

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    July 13, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1347

  • Chico Dusty’s Top 10 Asian Girls

    Hiromi flashes her hot ass

    Today, China’s State Administration of Radio, Film, and Television issued new rules that forces webmasters to pre-screen and censor all violent and vulgar content. Not surprisingly, that includes porn. The Chinese government said that the rules are being implemented to protect, “young people’s physical and mental health in accordance with the law.” via ZD Net

    Just when you thought the Communist threat was over…Censoring porn from the internet is one of the most radical and offensive things I have ever heard. How do you protect young people’s physical and mental health by banning porn? You know, I don’t care to find out. I’d rather be physically and mentally ill than live in a world without internet porn.

    To show our support, this week’s Top 10 is all about Asian girls. While China will be missing out on some amazing content, we can keep oogling the hottest babes from their continent.

    WARNING: By viewing this Top 10 board, you risk contracting yellow fever. You will find Asian girls completely irresistible if you contract this strange disease. There is also a risk of turning japanese.

    July 12, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 1761

  • World’s Heaviest Living Woman loses weight through marathon sex


    Marathon sex

    Last year, Pauline Potter of Sacramento, California, was crowned the world’s heaviest living woman by Guinness World Records. It’s not as cruel as it sounds, it was her idea. By being award world’s heaviest living woman, her plan was to use the shameful publicity to lose weight. When you weigh 643 pounds, you’ve probably tried a few different ways of losing weight so public shame is worth a shot.

    The good news for Pauline Potter is that she is losing weight, she’s already lost almost one hundred pounds, which is impressive considering her mobility issues. According to the Huffington Post, she doesn’t eat 10 000 calories a day anymore (as a frame of reference the average woman’s daily caloric intake is 1940). Though her eating habits have improved, she credits the weight loss to the marathon sex she’s been having after being reunited with her ex-husband (which is impressive considering her mobility issues). Continue Reading

    July 11, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 564