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Experimental virtual sex device

First, there was phone sex*. Then, there was cybersex. And now we have sexting.

Scholars can’t agree on who pioneered these innovative techniques for getting your rocks off but who knows where we would be without them.

Today, I’m very proud to announce a shocking new development in the world of virtual sex. I should say that Futuresex believes there could be a breakthrough soon and there is nothing but somewhat interesting speculation ahead.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Bi-Autoerotic Intercourse.

Sounds complicated, right? That’s because it is. I’ll do my best to put into laymen’s terms for you laymen.

Continue reading “Virtual Sex to Rival Real Sex in Strange New Ways” »

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Lindsay Lohan & James Deen filming for The Canyons

Since The Canyons began production, not a day goes by where a story comes out about the movie.

The neo-noir is written by Brett Easton Ellis (American Psycho) and directed by Paul Schrader (Hardcore), which is an exciting collaboration for real nerds.

But it’s the pairing of professional party girl and part-time actress Lindsay Lohan and male porn star James Deen that has gossip hounds salivating over the set of The Canyons. Is it any wonder? The two leads are controversial choices and the only plot details available is that the film revolves around the dangers of sexual obsession among a group of twenty year olds in Los Angeles.

The latest story to break from the set is by far the strangest.

Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan and Crew Strip for The Canyons” »

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Kobe and Vanessa

Kobe and Vanessa are in trouble again!

First there was that incident in 2003 where Kobe was accused of sexual assault for sleeping with a 19 year old hotel staff member in a Colorado. Then she filed for divorce earlier this year, which didn’t go through probably as a consolation for losing in the second round of the NBA playoffs.

So what did Black Mamba do get in trouble with his woman again?

TMZ has “supplied” this blog with photographic evidence of what went down: Continue reading “Kobe Cheating?” »

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Quick history lesson: before videos cameras, people and celebrities used to make sex pictures.

Last week we were tantalized by the possibility of two celebrity sex tapes. Carly Rae Jepsen’s turned out to be a fake and there is little hope that Minka Kelly’s will get a release. Celebrity sex tapes always make news because everyone loves them. These people are on pedestals and to see them hop on the good foot to do the bad thing is just priceless.

As of right now I have no new nude celebrities to offer you. Instead of sitting on our hands and waiting for a famous person to slip up and leak footage of their knob slobbing skills with the internet, I’ve got a great idea to keep you busy.

Make your own sex tape! You won’t even have to worry about tabloids finding out because you’re just a regular nobody. Unless you become famous later, which the chances are slim because you simply aren’t talented or good-looking enough. But if you do beat the odds congratulations your sex tape will make you even more famous! Look at what it did for those rich socialites a few years ago.

With technology today, you can hit record and ride roughshod then when you’re done call it a sex tape. But if you want your tape to be something you want to watch follow these simple steps to make your tape not only watchable but enjoyable:

Continue reading “Sex.com’s Guide to Good Sex Tape” »

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via KTVU

Public libraries are invaluable to the small percentage of the population that don’t have internet access or even own a computer. Being able to surf in the privacy of our own home is something that can be easily taken for granted. Would you not be too embarrassed to pin your photos on Sex.com in a public place?

The internet-less people of the world are only human. Public place or not, they do the same surfing as us. And more often than not they are looking at pornography. It is discouraged but the silent atmosphere makes public disgrace a difficult movement to spark.

San Francisco’s Main Library has come up with a creative new solution that combines the interests of perverts and prudes. Plastic privacy screens have been installed on the monitor so passerby’s aren’t offended by something they see on the monitor.

Continue reading “San Francisco’s Solution to Pornography in Public” »

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Nina Loves Ron

Everyone loves a come back. Though the chemistry may not be the same or product quite as good, it’s always exciting to get the old team back together. Which is why we’re very excited to hear about Hustler’s latest release Nina Loves Ron.

Nina Loves Ron reunites two of the porn industry’s favorites, Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy. They did fifteen scenes together all between 1985 and 1991 but on July 31st, 2012 they will be performing together once again!

This DVD is extremely cool for reuniting two heavyweights. What I like even more about it is that it is made more or less for porn fans. Sex between Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley will not appeal to everyone, that’s a fact. The only people who will want to see it are fans who are aware of the historical and cultural importance of them boning on screen again.

If you don’t know who either of these stars are, let me do a quick run down for you.

Continue reading “Nina and Ron’s Reunion Tour, aka Getting the Band Back Together” »

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Olympic sex-symbol Federica Pellegrini

Can you believe that the 2012 Summer Olympiad are only two days away? I can almost hear the angry sighs of the whole world as we all gather in front of our TVs to be bored by some track and field event. What can be done to make the games more interesting? They can start by embracing the debauchery of the Olympics. It’s a shame that we couldn’t get to this sooner because the London Games are the thirtieth Olympiad making their official name the Games of the XXX Olympiad*.

It can’t be a surprise that when you get hundreds of beautiful people in peek physical condition living in close quarters that things will turn crazy (see Federica Pellegrini as an example of hotness to the left of this text)? They’ve been training sometimes their whole lives for a 30 second event. They’re going to party afterwards but to what extent is still sort of hidden from the general public. Continue reading “Sex.com vs the Games of the XXX Olympiad” »

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The real Carly Rae Jepsen

Carly Rae Jepsen tweeted this morning:

Crazy morning. Discovered that someone put up a sex tape claiming to be me.Ridiculous. Obviously not me.

— Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) July 23, 2012

Remember just a few weeks ago, everyone mistook nude photos of Destiny Benedict for Carly Rae? How is there another Carly Rae doppleganger performing lewd sexual acts for everyone to see again? I can’t decide if this video is completely fake or if there is a Carly Rae sex-conspiracy.

Have to go to the polls for this one.

What do you think of this supposed Carly Rae sex tape?

Watch the video*, and then vote just to your right.

*No I don’t mean her new music video with the guy from Owl City. I didn’t like Owl City back when it was The Postal Service so I especially don’t care if he’s in a Carly Rae Jepsen video.

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Minka Kelly

If you followed Friday Night Lights, you definitely had a crush on Lyla Garrity. If you didn’t follow Friday Night Lights, you probably still have a crush on the actress who played Lyla Garrity, Minka Kelly.

Today, Minka Kelly joins the distinguished list of actresses to star in a sex tape. While it’s only being shopped around for the moment, there are a few details about the video that have been revealed: Continue reading “Minka Kelly Sex Tape” »

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Michelle Jenneke, the Australian hurdling sensation and all around sexy girl, has gotten everyone’s attention in the last little while including the higher ups at Sex.com. I’m a just a lowly blogger but I somehow got my hands on the press release.

Essentially our site is trying to get Michelle Jenneke to pose nude, exclusively on Sex.com. Isn’t that just the best news? As compensation they’re going to make a donation (knowing these guys it will be a gasp-worthy amount of money) to the Australian Sports Commission, so it’s not just for Michelle but all of Australia’s athletes.

Check out the full press release: Continue reading “Sex.com wants Michelle Jenneke!” »

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