Oh great Labor Day…
The last chance anyone has to go swimming, drink beer, barbeque food, and wear white pants. The next time you’ll have time off from work or school is Christmas (possibly Thanksgiving).
Days become short and miserable. It’s cold all the time. Subways filled to the brim with ugly, ugly people. Restaurants don’t let you smoke inside. Traffic is a bitch. Kat Dennings’s dead eyes and huge rack dominating TV again.
Yes…the world is full of problems.
Luckily, the Sex.com Center for Research and Development has made some great developments in its research recently. The question we asked, “What can we do to ensure our Labor Day is not a solemn period of reflection on better days?”
Oh boy do we have an answer for you!