September, 2012

  • 50 Cent wants you to stop masturbating

    Go shorty

    Wednesday on Twitter, 50 Cent declared that he is now abstinent. You see, according to Mr. Cent, “Women = confusion” which is something he doesn’t need right now. If his new album Street King Immortal is going to bring him back to relevance he needs as little confusion as possible.

    But he’s not just avoiding women, he’s fully observing his new found abstinence.

    Later 50 tweeted, “Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS”. But how can someone just stop masturbating? Masturbation is the only thing I’ve consistently enjoyed for over 20 years, other than The Simpsons.

    Don’t worry, 50 Cent was thoughtful enough to tweet the four-steps anyone will ever need to ween themselves off masturbating.

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    September 28, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 517

  • U.K. ISPs are officially against the Porn Filtering

    U.K. citizen in display of patriotism

    Good news for U.K. citizens, you may not have to emigrate.

    In a response to the public consultation to enforce an internet-porn filtering across the nation, major ISPs including TalkTalk, Virgin Media, and British Telecom have said that porn is ineffective and technically will not work.

    The ISPs submitted papers to the Department of Education that reassured everyone that children’s safety was a concern of theirs but the solution would not be a filtering system. They believe a parental control “active choice” would be the most beneficial.

    It’s too bad that the ISPs won’t just support sites like, but we’ll take it.

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    September 28, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 0

  • Ke$ha has sex with ghosts?

    Ke$ha lips are blue because of a tryst with a ghost

    While promoting her new album Warrior, Ke$ha revealed that the song “Supernatural” was inspired by true events. Though only a snippet of the song is available it would be safe to assume that when she sings “When you take my body to the stars I believe it. Boy this love is supernatural can you feel it?” is more of a metaphor for some very good sex.

    Apparently, Ke$ha means it literally. The song “Supernatural”, as she explained to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM show, is literal. Here’s how Ke$ha explained it:

    “It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”

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    September 27, 2012 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 775

  • Announcing’s video upload

    Preview of the upload window

    Even if we don’t always reply to each individual feedback email we get, we definitely reads each and every one.

    Since we want our users to be happy, we’re giving into their demands one by one. The first installment of giving the users what they want is the ability to upload videos.

    Users can now upload videos to their boards on

    All you have to do is click “Upload Video” right next to “+Add” on the main page’s toolbar.

    Whatever sex movies or sex videos you’ve got wasting away in a hidden folder on your hard drive can now be stored, shared, and watched on the boards.

    If you notice any bugs or have any ideas on how to improve it, please send us feedback or leave a comment on the blog. In the meantime, happy uploading!

    September 27, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 508

  • Wisconsin man could face jail time for sex with couch

    Red Couches traditionally have the most sex appeal

    Waukesha, Wisconsin man Gerard P. Streator, 46, could be going to jail for an act of desperation that every man tries from time to time. Streator was having sex with an abandoned curbside couch at 11 pm on September 3rd.

    It is quite common for a man once he’s reached sexual maturity to melt butter, pour it into a Ziploc bag, slide the Ziploc between the cushions, and thrust away but Streator was unfortunately not using his own couch.

    An off-duty cop out for a jog came across Streator during the humping and tried to apprehend him. Streator ran away and the officer was shocked to see that he had been alone with the couch.

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    September 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 425

  • Sasha Grey, porn star turned novelist

    Sasha Grey

    Everyone’s buying into the whole erotic novel craze.

    I shouldn’t have to tell you that but you choose to get your news from a free porn site so maybe I do need to tell.

    Everyone’s buying into the whole erotic novel craze.

    The latest installment of publishers profiting off the sexual repression of house wives might actually be worth a read. That’s because the author is not working from a longstanding sexual fantasy and the associated frustration. She’s pretty much done it all when it comes to sex, and it’s been featured on screen.

    Retired porn superstar Sasha Grey is the author of a new erotic novel called The Juliette Society that’s being described as Fight Club set in a sexualized world with an assertive female protagonist.

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    September 25, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1120

  • NO on Measure B

    No on Measure B

    Measure B is a proposed mandate that would force all adult performers to wear condoms in their films. Despite the syphilis scare that happened this summer, the adult industry is very serious about blood tests for performers. Why should city health officials be sent to sets throughout Los Angeles to make sure performers are wearing condoms? Is it not the responsibility of the industry and the performers to ensure their health and safety?

    Give the kids and seniors their goddamn flu shots and stay off the set.

    Mind you, it’s never a bad idea to wear a condom when you’re having sex in your personal life. Sex in your personal life doesn’t require monthly blood-tests so it’s best to be safe.

    September 25, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 437

  • Japanese porn star appears in Indonesian schoolbooks

    Maria Ozawa

    The Blog likes to think that with every passing day, sex becomes less stigmatized. And what is sex without pornography? It is an attempt to reproduce, which is very boring. So to keep sex interesting without any stigma, this blog believes that pornography needs to enter the mainstream.

    But as usual, Indonesia has taken a good idea from this blog and failed to apply it correctly.

    Parents and education officials were shocked to find out last week that a picture of Japanese/French-Canadian porn star Maria Ozawa was published in junior high school workbook.

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    September 25, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1445

  • The Vice Guide to Orgasms

    Karley Sciortino’s new show on Vice Slutever is providing you with all the sex education you never received. This week’s episode answers all the questions about the mysterious and demanding female orgasm. She talks to orgasm scientist Barry Komisaruk, celebrity sex-therapist Sari Cooper, and adult superstar Bobbi Starr getting some pretty useful advice along the way.

    September 24, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 497

  • offers $1,000,000 for Kanye’s sex-tape

    Cool guy Kanye West

    Yeezy’s obsession with Kim Kardashian before they started dating has been well-documented. He apparently could not get off unless he was watching Kim’s famous sex-tape, no matter how many hot girls he was with at the time.

    Even after they got together, he’s been boasting about her sex-tape. In his new song “Clique”, Kanye raps, “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”

    But today we found out just how obsessed with Kim he is/was. Radar Online has obtained a twenty-minute long sex-tape featuring Kanye West and an 18 year-old girl who apparently looks exactly like Kim Kardashian.

    Here’s what we know about the tape: they never kiss, they don’t interact any further than simply doing the deed, in various positions throughout, Kanye wears a condom, and the 18 year-old doppelganger says at one point, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!”

    Kanye is apparently freaking out about this video getting. And though we loved College Dropout, couldn’t help but making an offer on the footage. A cool million, no questions asked is our offer.

    Check out the press release:

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    September 21, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 2358

  • banned from Pinterest

    Pinterest hates us

    Since our relaunch in May, has often been dubbed the “Pinterest for porn”. To be fair, the two sites are similar the main difference being that is focused on sex and Pinterest is focused on cute crafts, cute shoes, cute mittens, cute cupcakes, cute babies, cute motivational posters, and other things that people find cute.

    Over the summer, our web team noticed that users were pinning adult content to boards on Pinterest. We were worried at first thinking that Pinterest’s official policy didn’t allow for anything that would not be deemed cute by the general public. However, there is a vibrant but hidden adult community on Pinterest that users were participating in.

    Our website was not only excited to see some users crossover, especially a female audience. A few days ago our crossover was shutdown by Pinterest. They have banned, declaring our site to be spam.

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    September 20, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 774

  • Lose your virginity over and over again with’s fake hymen

    Artist rendering of typical American virgin

    How important is your virginity to you? For most people they spend ever waking hour between the ages of 14 to 23 trying to lose it. I too hope to lose my virginity someday…

    Losing my virginity is not the topic of today’s blog. No instead, we’re wondering why someone would go through a procedure to make it seem like they were still a virgin. Specifically women and their hymen’s.

    Obviously, in some cultures a woman risks being ostracized and even killed if her hymen is broken before marriage, which is why Hymenorrhaphy or hymen reconstruction surgery exists. It seems crazy to want to hang on to your virginity (like I have for 30 long years) but different strokes for different folks.

    But surgery is complicated and expensive. Wouldn’t it be great if you could just restore your hymen in the comfort of your own home? Well for $29.95 you can get your very artificial hymen and become a virgin again in five minutes!

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    September 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 625

  • Rob Gronkowski poses with Bibi Jones again

    The original twitter picture of Bibi and Gronk

    The summer of Gronk continues even though the NFL season is under way.

    Ron Gronkowski set the NFL record for tight ends last season with 18 total touchdowns (17 receiving, one rushing) and yards (1,327) but has also been working on setting a record for off-the-field antics. The Patriots brass reprimanded him earlier this year for partying too hard.

    Last year during his bye week, Gronk posed with porn star Bibi Jones (as you can see just to the right) for a picture posted on her Twitter. When this picture surfaced, the tight end (Ron Gronkowski not Bibi Jones) was forced to make a public apology. It may seem short-sighted to pose shirtless with a porn star wearing your jersey but Bibi revealed that Gronk brings his jersey on trips for times like these.

    Since then Bibi Jones has retired from the industry, going by her legal name Britney Maclin. As Britney, she is still actively tweets explicit pictures on herself on her twitter (@Britney_Maclin) most recently a new picture of her with Gronk.

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    September 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1014

  • Good Vibrations teams up with National Breast Cancer Coalition

    Formerly Suicidal Notes record store

    San Fransisco based sex shop Good Vibrations has announced a new partnership and promotion with the National Breast Cancer Coalition as a part of their GiVe initiative.

    Until October 31st, Good Vibrations customers can make a financial gift to the NBCC with their purchase. Online customers can contribute directly at the checkout. 100% of these donations go to the NBCC, which is always reassuring to hear.

    The National Breast Cancer Coalition is dedicated to ending breast cancer by 2020. How do they plan to do that? Simple. The NBCC is all about supporting increased funding for breast cancer research, monitoring how those funds are spent, expanding access to quality health care for all, and ensuring that trained advocates influence all decision making that impacts breast cancer.

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    September 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 316

  • Sex in Yankee Stadium lasts three innings

    Baseball fans express their love for the game physically in the bathroom stall

    Baseball has never really appealed to me. Something about standing in the hot sun with a mouth full of chewing tobacco waiting for a performance-enhanced man who shares the same physique as your average Silverback Gorilla to hit a ball coming towards him at 90 mph for 9 innings is just too slow for my taste.

    In fact, it was national treasure Homer Simpson who pointed out that the game of baseball is boring without beer. For most Americans, I can see why it would so popular, it’s an excuse to drink beer for several hours throughout the afternoon. Well, guess what I write the Blog so I don’t need an excuse to drink beer all afternoon.

    Saturday afternoon at Yankee Stadium, the Yankees were up by 3 runs in the second inning against the Tampa Bay rays. The excitement was palatable, so much so that a couple opted to have sex in an empty bathroom near the left field bleachers until about the 5th inning.

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    September 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1532

  • New Poll: Kate Middleton’s nude photos

    A sample of Kate’s nude photos that can be seen in the “Celebrity” section of (we don’t want to get sued so please be discreet)

    Last Friday, French tabloid magazine Closer published photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing nude.

    As expected, the Royal couple got litigious. They are seeking damages from Closer, they have set-up an injunction prohibiting the sale of the photos to other publications and the internet, and they have filed a separate complaint against the photographer.

    An official court ruling is expected to be handed down on Tuesday. In the meantime, other publications like Italian tabloid Chi and Irish newspaper The Daily Star have run the photos, risking further legal action. The scans are also on but please don’t tell anyone. It’s our little secret, ok?

    While it has magazines flying off the shelves of newsstands everywhere, a debate on privacy has opened up.

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    September 17, 2012 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 1423

  • Jenna Haze teams up with

    JEN X Studios

    Ex-pornstar Jenna Haze is making her first adult-related business venture since retiring from performing last February. She’s teamed up with lifestyle flash-sale site Daily Desire to sell you apparel and accessories.

    The start-up describes themselves as, “premier lifestyle flash-sale site created for the adventurous consumer with a penchant for high-end sexy luxury products and brands.”

    According to the official press release the site, “will feature a collection of carefully selected products, from sexy swimwear, lingerie and alluring bedroom accessories, to provocative art, home furnishings and travel packages, available exclusively to its members.” Please note that if DailyDesire has a lava-lamp that doubles as a dildo, they stole my idea and I am entitled to one million dollars.

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    September 17, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 661

  • Nick Hunter Discharged from Navy ROTC

    Nick Hunter

    Andrew Koch is facing discharge from the U.S. Reserve Officers Training Corps for performing in gay adult films under the name Nick Hunter.

    On July 27th, he was placed on involuntary leave while a Navy Personnel Review Board investigated “an alleged serious moral offense that brings discredit upon the naval service.”

    Hunter then responded with a letter where he stated he, “never meant to disrespect the Navy, never appeared in uniform, and never associated his private work in pornography with the Navy in any way.”

    However, Hunter’s letter did not dissuade the Navy one bit. Last week they ruled that his porn career was inconsistent with what the Navy deems morally acceptable and he must now pay back all tuition and educational expenses from his NROTC scholarship. Hunter is currently in his third year of a four year scholarship and the amount he’ll have to pay back is roughly $26,000.

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    September 14, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 392

  • Bosnian Mayoral canditate uploads porn for his campaign

    Mirad Hadziahmetovic

    An independent candidate running  for Mayor in Zenica (the fourth largest city in Bosnia, you ignorant slob) has employed a revolutionary new campaign tactic that is causing the election to heat up. Mirad Hadziahmetovic is using porn to get votes.

    On his official website if you click the  “ZA ODRASLE” (“Adult” in Slavic, you ignorant slob) sends you to a age confirmation page. You know what do there, right?

    You are then directed to a page containing three categories with three videos in each category. The categories translate to: Continue Reading

    September 13, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 769

  • Iceland ISPs contemplating internet porn ban

    People of Iceland would rather watch their flag fap (sic) around

    England has proposed an internet pornography opt-in system, if Mitt Romney is elected as President of the United States he is promising to crackdown on obscenity laws which could affect internet pornography, and Palestine has banned internet pornography all together. What is the world coming to?

    Yesterday, the Blog found out Iceland is in danger of depriving their citizens of the only good thing in their bleak little lives. Instead of enjoying high quality adult entertainment, the Icelandic people would be forced to walk around in wool sweaters, overlooking beautiful countryside while Sigur Ros or Bjork plays faintly in the background.

    Unlike the other three motions to limit internet pornography, Iceland’s decision is being proposed not by government officials or lobby groups but internet service providers (ISPs). Vodafone and Siminn are considering blocking access to adult sites to keep users safe from viruses and malware.

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    September 13, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 307