October, 2012
Archive

  • Miley Cyrus earns Sex.com’s respect by working with Jessie Andrews

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    This is Jessie Andrews, she’s a porn star. She’s too cute to be a porn star. Call her and thank her, you ingrates.

    For most of us, the party in the USA ended in 2010. However, most of us aren’t Miley Cyrus who has kept her own personal party in the USA alive and well since summer 2009.

    She’s been smoking weed salvia, giving people lapdances, dating super hunky Australians, cutting off her hair, bleaching her hair, making guest appearances on Two and a Half Men. Yes, the girl we knew as a tween idol has really gone off the rails by acting like any ordinary teenager with millions of dollars. Who could have possibly guessed that she would try to get edgier with age? (Everyone. Everyone should have guessed it)

    Today was the last straw for Miley. The internet gasped at the prospect of three wedding ceremonies for her and fiancee Liam Hemsworth, only to be floored by the news that Miley had cast a porn star Jessie Andrews in her upcoming music video! Oh no!

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    October 31, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 598

  • Fill your G-Spot with a G-Shot

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    Don’t worry, it’s just a little prick

    Since its discovery in the 1940s, straight men everywhere have been hopelessly trying to find the woman’s G-Spot. Most men can barely even find the clitoris, so trying to find a spot that people aren’t too sure exists is even more daunting.

    I got good news for all the sexually illiterate men and sexually dissatisfied women of the world. Hollywood gynecologist and surgeon Dr. David Matlock has the women of Los Angeles crowding his clinic, the Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of America (this the real name of his clinic), to receive their “G-Shots”, a surgical procedure that injects filler into a woman’s G-Spot for an improved sex life.

    Totally insane, right? Well, let’s find out more about it!

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    October 30, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 324

  • Sex.com’s Guide to Surviving Hurricane Sandy

    Normally, we would do a post that relates to sex in somewhat, whether that’s sexual health news or pornography news, whatever. But today we’re going to be doing something a little out of the ordinary because this goddamn hurricane is really out of the ordinary.

    People on the east coast that are getting hit by Hurricane Sandy, please follow Sex.com’s Hurricane Survival Tips for Surviving a Hurricane.

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    October 29, 2012 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 226

  • Checkin’ in with Sasha Grey

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    What up, Sasha Grey?

    Last time we heard from Sasha Grey, she was preparing for her erotic literature debut. However, that was months ago and many of us have been wondering what the retired porn superstar has been doing with her time. Well, I have good news for you because she’s not loafing around on the computer like you and I.

    Sasha Grey is busy making music. Her band, aTelecine, made their live debut Saturday, October 20th at Poland’s UNSOUND festival.

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    October 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 382

  • Odds are your homemade porn has been leaked

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    HOT AMATEUR EX-GIRLFRIEND LEAKED iPHONE PICS!

    Ever notice that whenever a private porn picture of any public figure makes in it onto the internet, it also makes headlines? Is any one even surprised to see a grainy cellphone picture of their congressman/sports hero/favorite actress?

    It will always be fun to look at just because we’re all a bunch of voyeurs but the fact is, no one should be surprised when homemade porn (pics and vids, y’all) get leaked online.

    Why?

    The number one reason is because everybody makes a little porn in their time, obviously.

    The second reason is that a new study from Britain has concluded that 88% of homemade porn pics and vids, y’all make their way onto the internet. Sites the study nicknamed “parasites” host images and videos that can come from lost or stolen cellphones, hacked private accounts on social media sites, chat sites, and of course Tumblr.

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    October 25, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 648

  • Former porn star fighting to get teaching job back (UPDATED)

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    Stacie Halas / Tiffany Six / Hot for Teacher

    Last April, Stacie Halas was fired from junior high school teaching job in Southern California.

    I know what you’re thinking, you hate school and a teacher getting fired is no big deal. Well, you are right about the suckiness of school. No one is here to argue that. You should care about Stacie Halas because she was fired because she had done porn in the past.

    She used to perform under the name “Tiffany Six”, appearing in a total of 22 titles (according to IAFD). She was finished with porn by the time she was hired to teach science in 2009.

    Still, when the administration found out because students ratted her out, she was fired. Now she’s appealing the ruling, fighting to get her teaching job back.

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    October 24, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 459

  • Alicia Silverstone’s vibrator endorsement realizes every 90’s guy’s dreams

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    It’s unfair that some people get more attractive with age, i.e. Alicia Silverstone

    DISCLAIMER: If you do not remember the 90’s, then this post is not for you. Go back to the main page and find some new boards to follow.

    If you do remember the 90’s, then do you remember when Clueless came out? Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash) were hot shit.

    What is up with cast of Clueless these days? Well, Stacey Dash got caught in some Twitter controversy for endorsing Mitt Romney over Barack Obama. Meanwhile Alicia Silverstone has been killing it lately.

    I know what you’re thinking…AS IF!

    No seriously, she took some time off from the limelight and is now coming back to star in the new movie Vamps. More importantly, she’s even hotter than she was in 1995!

    Aside from her face-melting photoshoot in Bullett Magazine (i.e. the photos included in this post), she’s also using her celebrity status to endorse Leaf Vibrators, the eco-friendly vibrator company.

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    October 23, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 977

  • Sex addiction is officially real and not just elaborate hoax for philandering celebrities

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    You can often tell if you’re a sex addict if you have a semi-nude photo of yourself in your wallet

    It seems that after years of late-night mockery, it is the sex addicts who will have the last laugh (which is good because when you ruin your life, you need to laugh at something). Sex addiction, the condition we love to scoff at, is now a legitimate mental illness.

    Research psychologist from UCLA, Rory Reid, lead a team of doctors and marriage and family counselors to figure out what the criteria for hypersexual disorder so that it can be properly diagnosed.

    If you’re reading this, you’re probably obsessed with sex. Before you diagnose yourself with hypersexual disorder because you want to bang Simpson’s David Duchovny, let’s go over the criteria for the condition:

    October 22, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 234

  • ‘The Sessions’ shines light on sex surrogacy

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    Sex therapy

    Tomorrow, The Sessions a little independent movie that has won over the hardened hearts of the Hollywood elite is getting a wide release.

    Why should you care? Because it looks like a pretty good movie.

    It’s the story of the relationship between a 38 year old disabled virgin and the sex surrogate he hires to lose said virginity. The movie stars John Hawkes, Helen Hunt, and William H. Macy. It’s out in theaters tomorrow, why not go see it?

    While this Blog would love to dedicate an entire post to free promotion of The Sessions, instead we’d like to do one of our patented breakdowns. Today, we will be explaining sex surrogates. If you are already an expert on sex surrogates, feel free to stop reading and go back to the mainpage.

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    October 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 206

  • Nacho Vidal arrested in sting operation

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    Nacho Vidal definitely chills like a gangster

    Spanish police made 80 arrests for “Operation Emperor” in Madrid today. “Operation Emperor” targeted Chinese mobsters laundering money in Spain. The racket was allegedly made up of traders who sold contraband goods in Spain, laundered the money and sent it back to China.

    Surprisingly, among the 80 arrests was male porn star and Evil Angel shooter Nacho Vidal. You may remember Nacho Vidal from such films as Cumback Pussy 21, Cumback Pussy 23, Cumback Pussy 24, and Nacho Invades America 2.

    Nacho was running a company suspected in laundering the Chinese mobster’s money.

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    October 16, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 327