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Remember how difficult it used to be to find a quiet spot to have sex with that Swiss prostitute you picked up on your vacation in Zurich?

Zurich circa 2013 when it is no longer overrun by prostitutes

The city of Zurich has listened to your complaints and have made it easier to have sex with their local prostitutes.

Continue reading “Sex boxes in Switzerland” »

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Artist rendering of typical American Love Guru

When you pay someone to watch you and your significant other have sex in a hotel room, it’s usually some variety of prostitute because you into some of that kinky shit.

They arrive and the money’s already on the table. He or she says, “What did you have planned for the hour?”

Then your wife chimes in and says, “We just want you to watch.” Your heart sinks because you’ve been having sex with the same woman for the last thirteen years and last Monday when she suggested you do something crazy with a hooker you thought your luck has finally turned around. Well…that’s 150 dollars that you’ll never see again.

But now there’s no need to mope! Instead of that greedy prostitute watch you make boring sex on your wife, you can have a trained professional (Love Guru) watch you have sex.

I know what you’re thinking, “I’d rather have that greedy prostitute with the giant cold-sore on her lip watch me and my wife than some Verne Troyer look-a-like.” Don’t worry, there’s an upside.

Continue reading “Everybody loves Guru” »

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Unfortunately, the amount of women who enjoy putting on sexy lingerie to watch porn is stagnant

In 1992, when women were polled about their pornography habits, only 23% admitted to watching it. That number went up to 73% in 2006.

A study by the French Institute of Public Opinion polled 1,101 people over 18 to see where porn stood with women today. Of the 579 women surveyed, 80% watch porn. The progress we’ve made in ten years…it’s great, isn’t it?

Men are still porn’s main consumers, obviously. 99% of men who participated said that they watch porn (Great job, guys!). But still, everyone in the porno biz pat yourself on the back on a job well done. No one thought it could be done!

So how did us lecherous pervs finally convince more women to watch porn?

Continue reading “Porn stars are happy. More women watch porn. Everybody’s a winner!” »

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Messi will be responsible for a lot of people getting laid. Nice, bro.

There has never been any reason for anyone to follow soccer. At least in North America. However that could all change thanks to a Columbian-born, Canadian-based pornstar and “fuutball” fan.

27 year old Janeira Ventura (more of an aspiring pornstar) is such a big FC Barcelona fan that she has pledged to give other fans a wild night of passion if they win the Spanish League. She toldEl Mundo Deportivo, a national sports newspaper in Spain, that, “If we win the league this year, I pledge publicly to spend a night of passion with any Barcelona member or supporter who dares.”

All fans need to do to claim this night of passion is send a picture of a membership card or tickets from a game to Ms. Ventura’s website (though we think she means Facebook page because she doesn’t seem to have a website of her own).

Continue reading “Pornstar vows night of passion for soccer fans” »

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The song you have to have on repeat all week is Ramping Shop by Vybz Kartel featuring Spice.

Despite this song’s reprehensible homophobia, I hope that it inspires all of you this week to grab a man or grab gal (“man to man, gal to gal that’s not right” to quote Vybz) and go up the ramping shop…Whatever that means.

Make sure to post your favorite Vybz Kartel songs in the comments! His music is sex. Dancehall is sex.

Continue reading “The Sex.com Blog’s Thanksgiving playlist” »

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Tori Black does raunchy comedy bit

In our last post, we were talking about Tasha Reign’s first anal scene and with it completed she’s now done it all.

But as far as porn stars go, no one can contest that Tori Black has done it all. You don’t win AVN’s Female Performer of the Year three times in a row like Tori Black by coincidence.

Of course, just like having sex, there is always a danger that once you’ve on top for three years in a row, you’re ready to move to a different position (for example missionary or doggystyle). So porn fans, I want you to ask yourselves, “Are we in danger of losing Tori Black?”

While it may seem unlikely, Tori’s been hanging out with a bad crowd recently. Is it drugs? Gangs? By conventional standards, pornography is pretty bad.

Luckily, I have some evidence from a YouTube video:

Continue reading “Tori Black: Comedian?” »

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Porn’s little princess is giving up the butt

Tasha Reign sure has come a long way from her humble beginnings on MTV’s Laguna Beach.

Many of you will probably say that growing up in the affluent neighborhood of Newport Beach and starring on a hit MTV show is hardly humble beginnings. However, Tasha was on Laguna Beach during its third and final season, which was rough for the people on the show as well as the fans.

Season three of Laguna Beach was a complete departure from the previous two seasons. LC had moved to The Hills and everyone else moved to other locations that were not made into reality TV shows. Season three started with an entirely new cast of Beachers and focused on a full-scale clique war rather than just a love-triangle.

Fans met Laguna Beach season three with yawns. Angry yawns. But that wouldn’t stop. Tasha Reign.

She’s shut up all those angry yawners by becoming one of the hottest porn stars in the business (if not the hottest, who’s to say?).

Continue reading “Tasha Reign’s 1st anal scene” »

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Traditional throwing of the dildos at hockey game

Every now and then, we are forced to ask ourselves, “What’s going on in Canada?”

Like drunkenly texting a girl at four in the morning that you promised yourself you would never see again because every time you hook it’s fine but there’s a sense of guilt that you just can’t shake because you know she wants to get serious and you’re just looking for a good time but you’re wasted and lonely so you do it anyways and learn to live with being a douchebag, we look north to Canada to say, “Sup? Want to meet up in like 20 minutes?”

In other words, sorry but this blog has reached rock-bottom by talking about Canada.

Continue reading “Canada gets kinkier without hockey” »

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How did two people this unattractive pull-off the biggest sex scandal in history?

Can you believe our luck? Just as we go on a little vacay (short for “vacation”), the biggest sex scandal story of the year breaks. The vacation was completely ruined by 24-hour coverage and analysis of David Petraeus’s extra-marital affair and the possible breaches in national security.

Let’s give a quick rundown of what happened for those of you who don’t know what’s going with David Petraeus, Paula Broadwell, Jill Kelley, the CIA, the FBI, and the sex they were all having together (allegedly, I should say that for legal reasons).

Continue reading “Who benefits from the Petraeus scandal?” »

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Even your favorite Sex.com blogger needs a vacation every now and then. But don’t worry it’s only temporary. The Sex.com Blog will be back, in a big way. In the meantime, why not read some Chico Dusty classic? Continue reading “BACK IN 5 MINUTES” »

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