November, 2012

  • Sex boxes in Switzerland

    Remember how difficult it used to be to find a quiet spot to have sex with that Swiss prostitute you picked up on your vacation in Zurich?

    Zurich circa 2013 when it is no longer overrun by prostitutes

    The city of Zurich has listened to your complaints and have made it easier to have sex with their local prostitutes.

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    November 29, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 609

  • Everybody loves Guru

    Artist rendering of typical American Love Guru

    When you pay someone to watch you and your significant other have sex in a hotel room, it’s usually some variety of prostitute because you into some of that kinky shit.

    They arrive and the money’s already on the table. He or she says, “What did you have planned for the hour?”

    Then your wife chimes in and says, “We just want you to watch.” Your heart sinks because you’ve been having sex with the same woman for the last thirteen years and last Monday when she suggested you do something crazy with a hooker you thought your luck has finally turned around. Well…that’s 150 dollars that you’ll never see again.

    But now there’s no need to mope! Instead of that greedy prostitute watch you make boring sex on your wife, you can have a trained professional (Love Guru) watch you have sex.

    I know what you’re thinking, “I’d rather have that greedy prostitute with the giant cold-sore on her lip watch me and my wife than some Verne Troyer look-a-like.” Don’t worry, there’s an upside.

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    November 28, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 417

  • Porn stars are happy. More women watch porn. Everybody’s a winner!

    Unfortunately, the amount of women who enjoy putting on sexy lingerie to watch porn is stagnant

    In 1992, when women were polled about their pornography habits, only 23% admitted to watching it. That number went up to 73% in 2006.

    A study by the French Institute of Public Opinion polled 1,101 people over 18 to see where porn stood with women today. Of the 579 women surveyed, 80% watch porn. The progress we’ve made in ten years…it’s great, isn’t it?

    Men are still porn’s main consumers, obviously. 99% of men who participated said that they watch porn (Great job, guys!). But still, everyone in the porno biz pat yourself on the back on a job well done. No one thought it could be done!

    So how did us lecherous pervs finally convince more women to watch porn?

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    November 27, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1753

  • Pornstar vows night of passion for soccer fans

    Messi will be responsible for a lot of people getting laid. Nice, bro.

    There has never been any reason for anyone to follow soccer. At least in North America. However that could all change thanks to a Columbian-born, Canadian-based pornstar and “fuutball” fan.

    27 year old Janeira Ventura (more of an aspiring pornstar) is such a big FC Barcelona fan that she has pledged to give other fans a wild night of passion if they win the Spanish League. She toldEl Mundo Deportivo, a national sports newspaper in Spain, that, “If we win the league this year, I pledge publicly to spend a night of passion with any Barcelona member or supporter who dares.”

    All fans need to do to claim this night of passion is send a picture of a membership card or tickets from a game to Ms. Ventura’s website (though we think she means Facebook page because she doesn’t seem to have a website of her own).

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    November 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1072

  • The Blog’s Thanksgiving playlist

    The song you have to have on repeat all week is Ramping Shop by Vybz Kartel featuring Spice.

    Despite this song’s reprehensible homophobia, I hope that it inspires all of you this week to grab a man or grab gal (“man to man, gal to gal that’s not right” to quote Vybz) and go up the ramping shop…Whatever that means.

    Make sure to post your favorite Vybz Kartel songs in the comments! His music is sex. Dancehall is sex.

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    November 23, 2012 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 467

  • Tori Black: Comedian?

    Tori Black does raunchy comedy bit

    In our last post, we were talking about Tasha Reign’s first anal scene and with it completed she’s now done it all.

    But as far as porn stars go, no one can contest that Tori Black has done it all. You don’t win AVN’s Female Performer of the Year three times in a row like Tori Black by coincidence.

    Of course, just like having sex, there is always a danger that once you’ve on top for three years in a row, you’re ready to move to a different position (for example missionary or doggystyle). So porn fans, I want you to ask yourselves, “Are we in danger of losing Tori Black?”

    While it may seem unlikely, Tori’s been hanging out with a bad crowd recently. Is it drugs? Gangs? By conventional standards, pornography is pretty bad.

    Luckily, I have some evidence from a YouTube video:

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    November 21, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1427

  • Tasha Reign’s 1st anal scene

    Porn’s little princess is giving up the butt

    Tasha Reign sure has come a long way from her humble beginnings on MTV’s Laguna Beach.

    Many of you will probably say that growing up in the affluent neighborhood of Newport Beach and starring on a hit MTV show is hardly humble beginnings. However, Tasha was on Laguna Beach during its third and final season, which was rough for the people on the show as well as the fans.

    Season three of Laguna Beach was a complete departure from the previous two seasons. LC had moved to The Hills and everyone else moved to other locations that were not made into reality TV shows. Season three started with an entirely new cast of Beachers and focused on a full-scale clique war rather than just a love-triangle.

    Fans met Laguna Beach season three with yawns. Angry yawns. But that wouldn’t stop. Tasha Reign.

    She’s shut up all those angry yawners by becoming one of the hottest porn stars in the business (if not the hottest, who’s to say?).

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    November 20, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1875

  • Canada gets kinkier without hockey

    Traditional throwing of the dildos at hockey game

    Every now and then, we are forced to ask ourselves, “What’s going on in Canada?”

    Like drunkenly texting a girl at four in the morning that you promised yourself you would never see again because every time you hook it’s fine but there’s a sense of guilt that you just can’t shake because you know she wants to get serious and you’re just looking for a good time but you’re wasted and lonely so you do it anyways and learn to live with being a douchebag, we look north to Canada to say, “Sup? Want to meet up in like 20 minutes?”

    In other words, sorry but this blog has reached rock-bottom by talking about Canada.

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    November 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 505

  • Who benefits from the Petraeus scandal?

    How did two people this unattractive pull-off the biggest sex scandal in history?

    Can you believe our luck? Just as we go on a little vacay (short for “vacation”), the biggest sex scandal story of the year breaks. The vacation was completely ruined by 24-hour coverage and analysis of David Petraeus’s extra-marital affair and the possible breaches in national security.

    Let’s give a quick rundown of what happened for those of you who don’t know what’s going with David Petraeus, Paula Broadwell, Jill Kelley, the CIA, the FBI, and the sex they were all having together (allegedly, I should say that for legal reasons).

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    November 16, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 0


    Even your favorite blogger needs a vacation every now and then. But don’t worry it’s only temporary. The Blog will be back, in a big way. In the meantime, why not read some Chico Dusty classic? Continue Reading

    November 13, 2012 • Site News, Stuff • Views: 445

  • Ask and you shall receive has made a huge improvement!

    We’ve had a lot of users ask for a navigation system while looking at pins, so we made it happen for you. Some of you may have already noticed the “Previous” and “Next” arrows but if you haven’t take a look here:

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    November 12, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 361

  • The Jessie Andrews Interview

    Jessie Andrews, y’all

    Jessie Andrews is not just one of the prettiest girls to ever do porn, she’s a porn star completely on her own terms. She’s got an independence and a drive that very few people have, which almost guarantees success for whatever she tries. Which is good because she’s got a million other projects she’s working on.

    For some reason, Jessie was nice enough to answer a couple of questions for us. Yes, she’s that cool. She answered all the unsolicited questions I had for her and was very sweet about it. Without further ado, let’s talk to Jessie Andrews

    November 9, 2012 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 4941

  • Egypt trying to ban internet porn…again…

    Egyptians will have to look at the pyramids to remember what boobs looked like.

    Egypt is already in a state of turmoil and unfortunately it’s about to get worse. The ultra-conservative Salafists are trying to to ban internet porn…again.

    ThePure Netcampaign was launched by Abdel Maguid Mahmoud who said that internet porn is, “inconsistent with the values and traditions of the Egyptian people and the higher interests of the state.” This may indeed be true because when I used Yahoo to Google “Hieroglyphics porn” I did not see any pornographic hieroglyphics. The results were images of a young man masturbating. And let me tell you, he didn’t look Egyptian.

    As always with these crazy notions of banning porn sites, the free speech card gets played. Once the state censors internet porn, where do you draw the line?

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    November 8, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1071

  • discusses Star Wars Episode VII

    It’s been an eventful week…

    Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc across the eastern United States. A new Kim Kardashian sex tape emerged and then was written off as a fake. Lady Gaga and Rhianna both dressed up in weed-related costumes for Halloween.

    But really, there was no bigger news story than Disney’s 4 billion dollar acquisition of Lucasfilm and the announcement that there will be a Star Wars Episode VII Continue Reading

    November 7, 2012 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 1026

  • Measure B passes & we don’t like it.

    Jessica Drake and James Deen abide by the new law

    As you may have heard, there was an election last night and it was pretty exciting. Here are a few things that you need to know:

    • Barack Obama will be the President of the United States for another four years.
    • Marijuana is legal in the state of Colorado.
    • Measure B passed in Los Angeles County

    The first two bits of news might make you real happy or real sad, either way it doesn’t matter because Measure B passing effects us all in the worst possible way. Measure B requires porn actors to wear condoms on movie sets!

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    November 7, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 495

  • Election Day 2012!

    Before each Election Day, the candidates must kiss.

    Election Day 2012 is finally here! I know a lot of you have been anxiously waiting for this day since November 2008 and it’s finally here.

    You know, for a lot of people Election Day 2012 is even more exciting than Christmas. Christmas is just a lot of sitting around and opening cool presents. Who needs that? On Election Day 2012, the United States gets four more years of their current President or a brand new President! Wow! The same President or a new President is like getting a present that the whole country can enjoy!

    The Blog loves Election Day 2012 so much that we’d like to give you a sneak preview and who will be running for President next Election Day, Election Day 2016!

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    November 6, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 695

  • pursuing Miley Cyrus for lesbian softcore video

    World’s best site teaming up with world’s best singer?

    We had a real special project planned for all of you but unfortunately, we were outed by TMZ. We weren’t going to tell you anything until it was for sure but since it’s already out there, we might as well tell you. wants to re-shoot the music video “Decisions” as a soft-core lesbian romp instead of a real cheesy music video style party. Our idea is to get Miley Cyrus naked with Jessie Andrews and have them make-out a bunch or more if Miley is feeling up for it.

    Since it was already posted on TMZ, let’s all look at the letter we sent to Miley’s management:
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    November 5, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1721

  • 20 Songs Better Than Sex?

    You guys like Spotify? It’s a totally awesome music streaming service that lets you stream music! Cool, right?


    Spotify surveyed 2,000 people to find the top 20 songs that are “Better than sex”. We love music, especially, Ska, but nothing should ever be considered better than sex. That’s blasphemy.

    Let’s take a look at Spotify’s 20 Songs Better Than Sex and ridicule it for claiming to be better than sex.

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    November 2, 2012 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 513

  •’s Skater of the Year

    In skateboarding, there really is only one award that matters. You can win all the X-games, Street Leagues, and Transworld Awards you want but it’s Thrasher Magazine‘s Skater of the Year that elevates people to legendary status.

    Yesterday, it was announced that David Gonzalez would join the ranks of other skateboarding legends like Salman Agah, Chris Cole, and Chris Cole as Thrasher Magazine‘s Skater of the Year 2012. But why?

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    November 1, 2012 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 1854