December, 2012

  • Pictures of the Year 2012

    The pictures you are about to see are great but this really was the best picture of the year.

    You’ve probably seen all these pictures already, maybe even have them on your boards. But still, these next 10 photos were always buzzing with activity, which is why they are the Top 10 Pictures of the Year.

    So scroll through and enjoy the pictures that defined’s 2012. Continue Reading

    December 30, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 7658

  • Videos of the Year

    Gangnam Style is thankfully not in the Top 10 Videos of the Year

    With 2013 around the corner, it’s time to reflect on 2012…

    That’s enough time to reflect. Now let’s check out the Top 10 Videos of the Year because fapping way more important than reflecting. Continue Reading

    December 29, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 3438

  • See Rihanna’s nude paparrazi pics

    If you follow Rihanna on instagram or twitter, you’ve already come very close to seeing her nude. You also will have come close to seeing Rihanna nude if you’ve seen any of her music videos, album covers, press photos, etc. She’s always almost always exposed and we love her for it.

    Now we have the great pleasure of sharing with you some paparazzi photos of Rihanna nude, changing out of her bikini. Continue Reading

    December 28, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 3048

  • Spend New Year’s with Sunny Leone

    Sunny Leone

    New Year’s Eve doesn’t have a whole lot to offer other than an excuse to get embarrassingly drunk.

    But other than that, what’s a good way to ring in the new year?

    Sure, you could attend a few parties but they’re rarely as much as fun as they are built up to be. You can also order a bunch of food and eat as much as possible before you have to feel guilty about eating.

    What we recommend you do for New Year’s Eve is spend it with the biggest crossover porn star in years. Get on a plane to New Delhi and go see Bollywood/porn star Sunny Leone.

    She’s performing her first live dance at Studio 169 in New Delhi (India for those of you who aren’t so good at Geography).

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    December 28, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1957

  • Famous virgin poses nude

    20 year old, Brazilian babe Catarina Migliorini became world famous in October by auctioning off her virginity for $780,000. She was scheduled to lose her virginity to a Japanese man named “Natsu” in November but that fell through due to legal reasons.

    The good news is that she will be appearing in Brazilian Playboy in January!

    Catarina Migliorini, world’s most famous virgin

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    December 27, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 2159

  • Squeezing boobs saves lives

    Demonstrating proper breast squeezing technique

    Everybody loves playing around with boobs. Even if you’re an assman, you love boobs. They wouldn’t be called fun-pillows if they weren’t a lot of fun.

    You’ve missed weddings, funerals, birthdays, graduations, proms, brisses, job interviews, and God knows what else just to get your hands on a big set of mammer-jammers.

    Now, thanks to science, there’s even more reason for boob lovers to love boobs. Because now when we play with boobs, it’s not just for our own enjoyment. We’re saving lives when we play with boobs.

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    December 27, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1388

  • Posing nude & watching porn is good for you

    Swedish National bikini team

    A new study from Malmo University says that watching pornography and exposing yourself online can be enriching for young people. This is exactly the kind of forward-thinking that makes Sweden consistently one of the best countries in the world.

    Pernilla NigÄrd, doctoral candidate at Malmo University, interviewed men and women between the ages of 18 to 25, which revealed that consuming and sharing nude photos or videos online is increasingly important in shaping identity.

    “A lot of it is about the need to be seen, to get affirmation, to get attention,” is what she told The Local.

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    December 27, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1985

  • Sexy things to do on Christmas Day

    As much as we love Christmas, sometimes it can be a little boring. To help you spice your Christmas up, we’ve put together a Top 10, Sexy things to do on Christmas Day. Enjoy! Continue Reading

    December 21, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 2250

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex

    Christmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

    But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

    There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

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    December 21, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1536

  • Olivia from “Pawn Stars” fired for doing porn

    With Olivia off the show, Chumlee reclaims his title as “Most Attractive Pawn Star”

    If you haven’t seen an episode of Pawn Stars, you will not understand this blog post. This would be a great time to get caught up because it’s a great show. It’s a reality show on the History Channel where people come in to the Gold and Silver Pawn Shop with treasure or crap and try to make some money. It’s like Antiques Roadshow but with a rock n’ roll edge.

    One of the series highlights was when they hired the attractive alt-girlOlivia Black to work the night-shift in season 5. Though she was only a minor part of the show, she brought a real good energy to the shop as positive, petite, tattooed girls tend to do. Olivia was always a welcome change of pace from the fat old men and Chumlee’s incompetence that the show usually focuses on.

    But that’s all over. Olivia Black has been fired. Why? Because people found out about her porn-past.

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    December 21, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1646

  • Mrs. Claus made Santa a sexy video

    Sex sells. But does Santa’s thousand year old wife making a sexy video for her husband sell the new Samsung Galaxy Beam?

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    December 21, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 966

  • Play “Apocalypse-Sex” Bingo

    So the world may or may not end sometime tomorrow. Most likely not but that doesn’t mean people aren’t throwing caution to the wind and looking for one final night of passion just in case the world really does end.

    And just in case the world is gone after Friday, we’ve put together a fun little game for you to play in order to get the most out of the end of the world (sexually, anyway).

    Like we always say, “If you’re gonna go out…go out with a bang.”

    We can’t spend anymore time on this boring preamble. Every second could be your last! Check out’s Apocalypse Sex Bingo now!

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    December 20, 2012 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 1002

  • The 10 Sexiest Gossip Girls

    Gossip Girl had its series finale this week. Of course, we have never seen the show but we do know there are a ton of babes on it. So let’s get caught up on what we’ve missed for the last six years, without all the convoluted plotlines, and check out the…Top 10 Sexiest Gossip Girls.

    10. Tyra Banks













    Tyra was only on Gossip Girl for a single episode in the third season playing a TV-Diva named Ursula Nyquist but she’s been certifiably sexy since 1997 so she has to be on the list.

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    December 19, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 1342

  • Internet porn ruins memory? We say, “No!”

    The internet is the greatest innovation since the domestication of the dog. It provides us with so much information and allows us to communicate with so many people in a way that the common house-dog could ever understand. As you know, the best part of the internet is the convenience of pornography.

    This is your brain on internet porn

    In a world without internet, the only way to see pornography was to buy a nudie magazine or find a discarded home-made VHS of someone’s favorite scenes or go to a porno-theater wearing your hat real low and your trench-coat real high. How uncivilized…

    With the internet, porn is at our fingertips all the time (unless there’s no Wi-Fi, which is another problem altogether). But if you’re like me, then you know that whenever something good happens (like easy access to pornography at all times) something a hundred times worse is about to happen.

    But what could be possible wrong with easy access to pornography? Well, a group of German researchers are now reporting that watching pornography could be wiping our memories.

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    December 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 3468

  • Amanda Seyfried talks deepthroating

    If you’re not excited to see Amanda Seyfried in Lovelace watch this clip from her appearance on Conan.

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    December 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1260

  • Paz de la Huerta nude in new Playboy

    When Playboy announces they have a celebrity posing nude, rarely do we get to see the goods. Their bits get conveniently covered up and we’re left wanting more. However, this isn’t the case for this month’s celebrity cover-girl, Paz de la Huerta.

    Paz de la Huerta

    Playboy teamed the Spanish actress up with photographer Mario Sorrenti for the special Holiday Double Issue. Let’s take a look at how Paz celebrates her naked body.

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    December 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 2263

  • Slutroulette = Chatroulette with more boobs!

    Remember February 2010? Queen Rania Al Abdullah had just reformed Jordan’s educational system and the Northern hemisphere was coming down with a bad case of Winter Olympic fever. But all that excitement pales in comparison to the thrill of going on Chatroulette.

    A Chatroulette session only had three possible outcomes in those days (aka the Wild West era of Chatroulette). 70% of the time it would be a man masturbating in a room lit only by his computer screen. 25% of the time it would be a group of jocks hoping to gay call someone gay.

    But 5% of the time you would land on a girl who wanted to flash you. Like so:

    Adult Chatroulette Alternative

    Even though the odds were slim, the idea of seeing a stranger’s boobs for free over the internet was impossible to resist.

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    December 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 4867

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 4)

    Justin Timberlake wasn’t cool until he put his dick in a box

    Christmas presents used to be so simple! Let’s run through how easy it used:

    1. Cut a hole in the box.

    2. Put your junk in that box.

    3. Make her open the box.

    Then, of course, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake had to ruin it for all of us regular Joe’s. I know I’ve said it before but it needs to be said again: you can’t trust Hollywood celebrities. They are all bad news.

    So now that putting your dick in a box is no longer an option, what are you supposed to do for Christmas presents? Well, you’re in luck because we have been preparing’s Christmas Gift Guide for almost thirty minutes to ensure that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.

    Let’s see what Part 4 of’s Christmas Gift Guide has in store for us!

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    December 18, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 814

  • Lupe Fuentes, porn star/musician?

    Lupe Fuentes at the AVN Awards. Next stop, Grammy’s!

    There’s nothing that excites us more than when porn stars branch out into new medias (also seeing them naked and performing various sex acts on camera can be pretty exciting).

    The most recent addition to this club is that tiny latina you know and love, Lupe Fuentes. She’s recorded a single with her new group The Ex Girlfriends.

    We’re about two weeks late in posting this but who cares we’ve been busy improving the site for all you ingrates. Better late than never…

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    December 14, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 887

  • Christmas Gift Guide: Musical Vibrators!

    Christmas. It really is the greatest time of year.

    For only a few more days, the government will be lifting its embargo on Egg Nog and you can throw out all those gallons of milk you bought yesterday. You can now live in sweet ecstasy, slurping back a thick cup of Nog. Some people like to put a little rum in it…

    …it’s a good way to keep nice and warm ;).

    There is one catch. You have to buy expensive and thoughtful presents while you’re out buying Egg Nog. AND NO, Egg Nog is not an expensive and thoughtful present. It’s cheap and lazy and very delicious.

    What is there to buy other than Egg Nog? Don’t worry, we’ve found the perfect gifts this Christmas and we’re proud to share them with you in part three of’s Christmas Gift Guide!

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    December 13, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1371