January, 2013

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 2) – Chocolate Portrait

    Valentine’s Day is coming up.

    You’re all like, “What? No it’s not, Valentine’s Day is in February. It’s still January.”

    Well, maybe you should open a calendar, Jack. Because it’s pretty much February and once we hit February 1st, St. Valentine and Cupid are going to put a fucking gun to your fucking head and tell you to do something romantic for your sweetheart.

    Being held up at gunpoint by a saint and a cherub isn’t such a big deal though. The secret to getting out of this jam is “preparedness”. And what could possibly prepare you better than Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 2)?

    In Part 1, we found the perfect gift to encourage couples to have sex and make art. Now let’s see what part 2 has in store for us…

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    January 31, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 513

  • Ignore your chores, get laid more often


    Attention all married men!

    Stop doing housework.

    Housework sucks. That’s a given. But that’s not the only reason for you to stop doing housework. Did you know that married men who tend to help around the house have less sex than married men who don’t do house work?

    The University of Washington just published a study in the American Sociological Review that suggests that heterosexual couples who observe traditional gender roles have more “sexual encounters”.

    Co-author and Associate Professor of Sociology Julia Brines told the Toronto Star, “Where the male is doing the male tasks and the female is doing the female tasks, those are the couples (who) are having more sex.”

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    January 31, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 564

  • Penis Power & the Boston Crab

    The most important video you’ll see all day. I guess it’s a sex tip? I don’t know. It doesn’t matter, just watch it.

    Use your penis power wisely, guys. Continue Reading

    January 31, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3375

  • Reasons to love Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy is currently in critical condition due to an aneurysm near his heart. Hopefully, he pulls through. He’s a total weirdo but we can’t help but love him.

    Love you, dog.

    Love you, dog.

    While we have our fingers crossed, hoping that he’ll recover, we’d like to share with you  our Top 10 Reasons to love Ron Jeremy.
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    January 30, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2411

  • The basics of BDSM

    A Swedish man is now standing trial for murder after he killed his German girlfriend while playing a Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired master and sex slave game. Not cool.

    After hearing about this horrible tragedy, we thought it would be a good idea to remind everyone the basics of BDSM in hopes of preventing any sex related injury or God forbid death.

    So let’s review the basics of BDSM.


    Bite the whip

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    January 30, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2957

  • Sex surrogacy and the elderly

    Old people need love too

    Old people love sex too

    Homer Simpson once said, “If you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet.” And that couldn’t be more true when you think about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks. Yes, old people do have it pretty sweet.

    But it’s not all fun and games for the elderly, especially for the residents of Chaseley nursing home in Eastborne, Sussex. At least not anymore now that the East Sussex City Council is launching an investigation into the nursing because they believe the home has been arranging prostitute visits for their residents.

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    January 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 0

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 1) – Sex Art Kit

    But anyone who has tried to go shopping for their special someone on Valentine’s day knows that Valentine’s Day is really a holiday where you walk around the mall developing an ulcer and then you go to dinner empty-handed and your wife hands you divorce papers.

    Finding that perfect gift for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, crush, or favorite prostitute is never easy. The same is true for finding that perfect gift for your husband, boyfriend, boy toy, man-crush, or favorite gigolo (no sexism on this blog). Since we made sure you had the perfect Christmas with our Christmas Gift Guide, we knew we would have to bail you out again for Valentine’s Day.

    So let’s rip open this big heart shaped box of chocolates that is Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 1) and shovel it down our throats.

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    January 29, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 813

  • Sex with Facebook friends is easy!

    Facebook has always been about sex

    Facebook has always been about sex

    What’s the point of keeping in touch with friends, classmates, and coworkers on Facebook? It’s simple. Being someone’s Facebook friend is an easy way to organize hookups.

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    January 29, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1782

  • Valentine’s Day poll extravaganza

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    Cupid officially endorses Sex.com

    I’m sorry to say that it’s that time of year again.

    We’ve barely recovered from our Christmas/New Year’s holiday bender and now Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Yes, it’s that wonderful time of year where we are forced to buy discount chocolate, crappy cards, and lie through our teeth when we tell some poor sucker that we “love” them.

    Frankly, we don’t care much for Valentine’s Day. With such a talented cast, director Garry Marshall could have done a lot more with the movie (we think). As for the holiday itself, don’t even get us started on our problems with Valentine’s Day.

    Instead of a long-winded rant about Valentine’s Day (which may or may not be coming soon to The Sex.com Blog), we’d much rather know more about your feelings by having you answer a bunch of questions.

    So please, be honest and vote in our Valentine’s Day poll extravaganza:

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    January 29, 2013 • Polls • Views: 462

  • Oral Sex Assassin

    Watch out when you're going down...you may never come back up...

    Watch out when you’re going down…you may never come back up…

    The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.

    Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.

    Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.

    No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.

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    January 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3446

  • Porn Memes


    Veruca James

    Unless you’re some kind of freak, the only two things you use the internet for is porn and memes.

    And given that the internet just cannibalizes itself, it was only a matter of time before porn and memes came together for porn-memes. Woodrocket.com, who gained our attention when they made the SpongeBob Porn Parody, has started a new webseries that has your favorite porn stars reenacting your favorite memes called Memes I’d Like to Fuck(props for giving a new meaning to the acronym, MILF).

    Let’s take a look at what they’ve come up with so far:

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    January 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2833

  • Remy Lacroix is back! Gets a Top 10!


    Remy Lacroix

    Remember at the end of June 2012, we were all sad because our favorite new porn star Remy Lacroix retired? Well we had no reason to be so sad because her retirement was just a dirty little tease.

    As it turns out, she only quit for the summer. She did the shoots that were scheduled post-retirement, she started working at Kink.com’s talent department, and continued to promote her new releases on social media. Good thing too because she just won AVN’s Best New Starlet.

    “In hindsight, I wish I never made that original announcement, and instead just took the physical break that I needed,” she told AVN. “Regardless, I am back for more, and with this amazing award to back me up, and with a better outlook on how to handle myself and my body in this industry.”

    Remy made a second announcement in November that went largely unnoticed retracting her retirement. Though we’re late in recognizing that Remy Lacroix is back for good, we’d like to celebrate her return and her Best New Starlet win with a Top 10. So please, enjoy the Remy Lacroix Top 10:

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    January 28, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 7059

  • The Hooker Experience: hobbyists & providers

    Fans can’t help but fantasize about having sex with their favorite porn star. Evil Angel has a new movie coming out on January 30th, directed by Kevin Moore called The Hooker Experience that puts viewers in the shoes of an upscale “hobbyists” (a code-word for johns) who pay to hook up with their favorite porn stars.

    Still from The Hooker Experience

    Still of Gia DiMarco from The Hooker Experience

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    January 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 8610

  • Gary Busey’s bizarre sex tip

    Ever since Quigley, Gary Busey has been fucking crazy. How crazy? Just watch his new sex tip where he teaches both men and women the best way to have sex with an inner tube.


    “Pump and fuck that inner tube from the top of the river to the bottom of the river.” – Gary  Busey.

    So there you go, that’s how you have sex with an inner tube. I don’t know about you but as soon as winter’s over, I’m going tubing.

    January 25, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 832

  • The first ever computer art a pin-up girl

    Computers and images of sexy babes are a match made in heaven. But would you believe that the first ever piece of computer generated artwork was a sexy pin-up girl?

    Have a look:


    Computer pin-up girl, circa 1956

    This image comes from 1956. This particular computer was the largest ever built. It cost $238 million dollars and it was designed to guard the United States against a Cold War apocalypse. Yet that didn’t stop someone from using it for pornography.

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    January 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1148

  • Sex just as good with a condom, new study


    Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and until now everybody knew that sex without a condom was better.

    According to a new study from Indiana University’s Center for Sexual Health Promotion, condoms making sex unpleasurable is a myth. The origins of the myth are unknown but it’s probably been perpetuated by teenage boys who then grow up to be misinformed men with illegitimate children and venereal diseases.

    Sex researcher, Debby Herbenick, found that only 28% of men and 22% of women used condoms. But here’s where it gets interesting. Reports of sexual arousal, ease of erection, overall pleasure, and orgasm were almost identical to the people who don’t wear condoms! We’ve been tricked by an anti-condom conspiracy!

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    January 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1577

  • Arianny Celeste strips for nerds

    Film Strip has finally answered the prayers of nerds everywhere. All the useless Star Trek trivia that permeates their brains can now be applied for a good cause, to get Arianny Celeste to take her clothes off.

    Unfortunately, it’s on YouTube so the striptease can only go so far. But still, Arianny Celeste is gorgeous and it’s a pretty innovative use YouTube’s annotations feature.

    Still if you’re looking for full-frontal nudity and hardcore action, why not just go back to the main page?

    January 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1293

  • College babes trade sex for tuition


    College Sugar Babe

    There’s a new craze sweeping college campuses around the globe: SEX!

    Sex has always been popular with college students. Being free from their parents allows students to shrug off their scholastic responsibilities and fuck a stranger. Yes, college chicks sure are great.

    But it’s not just regular, young people sex that’s popular among today’s students. More and more college students are going to site’s like www.seekingarrangement.com to get themselves a sugar daddy. College babes are trading sex to pay for their studies.

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    January 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1630

  • Porn’s future: L.A. or Vegas?


    Email me if you’re selling tickets to Cirque de Soleil

    Last week, the entire adult industry made its annual trip to Las Vegas to hand out some awards and put the wheels in motion for new business deals. Why I was “banned” from the “event” is beyond me. If my friend’s future brother-in-law Alan didn’t roofie us by accident, we would have found my friend Doug on the roof of the hotel a lot sooner…but that’s a story for another time.

    This year’s trip to Las Vegas had a different connotation. Since Measure B passed in November, people have questioned whether or not the core of the industry will move from Southern California to Las Vegas. After all, the industry’s biggest conventions and award ceremonies are held in Las Vegas. It would be like moving out of your regular house to live at your beach house.

    Industry heads are currently trying to appeal Measure B. If a move were to happen, it wouldn’t happen until the appeal was rejected. That didn’t stop the Las Vegas Sun from weighing the pros and cons of moving the multi-million dollar industry to Las Vegas.

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    January 23, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1333

  • Kate Upton sells you a Mercedes

    Kate Upton took over 2012 her bikini dancing was made into a GIF. But can she sustain her reign through 2013? Let’s watch a preview for her new Mercedes-Benz Superbowl ad.


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    January 23, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1420