June, 2013
Archive

  • Sexy Tennis Players

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    Rosie Jones and India Reynolds will get you excited for Wimbledon

    If our friends at iSexy.com didn’t post Rosie Jones and India Reynolds’s sexy new Wimbledon themed photos, I probably would have forgotten that Wimbledon was happening.

    But lucky for you iSexy.com did post India Reynolds and Rosie Jones posing as sexy tennis players, which has in turn inspired me to do a TOP 10.

    I think it’s fairly obvious what this Top 10 is.

    It’s our Top 10 Sexy Tennis Players in honor of Wimbledon. In many ways women’s tennis is the sexiest sport. Short skirts, visors, erotic grunting with every serve and return.

    Diehard fans of sexy tennis players should know that while there are plenty of professional sexy tennis players, this Top 10 of sexy tennis players isn’t just for the pros. It’s also for the posers.

    What do I mean by that? I mean that there are some sexy tennis players in this Top 10 who have only ever touched a tennis racket for the purposes of their sexy tennis photo-shoot but who cares? This is the Sex.com Blog. Our focus is sex and all things sexy not tennis.

    Enough excuses, let’s get to the Top 10 Sexy Tennis Players already:  Continue Reading

    June 28, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2906

  • Vicky Vette Interview

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    Vicky Vette

    Vicky Vette isn’t your average pornstar.

    Your average pornstar starts her career on the casting couch between the ages of 18 or 20. When Vicky Vette was 38  she sent her pictures to Hustler’s Beaver Hunt and won! That was in 2003. Since then Vicky Vette has become a porn-mogul with the Vette Nation Army.

    Vicky Vette just celebrated 10 years in the porn industry and she was nice enough to stop by the Sex.com Blog to talk to us about her career thus far.

    So without further ado, let’s get to the Vicky Vette interview already! Continue Reading

    June 28, 2013 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 2157

  • Game of Thrones Sex Scenes as 70’s Porno

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    GAME OF SCORES: GoT 70s Porno

    I’ve seen every single episode of Game of Thrones and I’ve looked the covers of most of the books, but to honest with you I have no idea who any of the characters are, what they want or what they’re doing.

    As far as I know, everyone wants the throne and they’re all playing a game to get it.

    Does that sounds about right?

    Why do I keep watching Game of Thrones if I have no idea what’s going on or who anyone is? Because Game of Thrones sex scenes are the best on TV. Which isn’t saying much because compared to Sex.com, there’s hardly any sex on TV. But I like being completely lost, desperately trying to figure out who someone is and then all of a sudden they’re naked and having sex. It adds suspense and excitement to an otherwise convoluted and ridiculous show.

    Either way, Emilia Clarke in uncomfortable Game of Thrones sex scenes beats naked Steve Buscemi any day of the week. But that’s just me.

    Anyways…

    How many of you like the Game of Thrones sex scenes but feel that they lack a 70’s porno aesthetic? Well toil no more! Independent filmmaker Ariel Belziti has made the Game of Thrones sex scenes supercut of your dreams. It’s your favorite sex scenes from Game of Thrones all cut together in the style of a 70’s porno.   Continue Reading

    June 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1518

  • Google getting rid of porn on Blogger

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    It’s true

    As you can see from this “official” chart, roughly 33% of people use Google to find porn.

    While finding porn is still behind spellcheck in terms of usages for Google, using Google to find useful information (its intended use) still ranks dead last.

    This chart is a joke that someone made. But with Google’s recent vendetta against internet porn, you have to wonder if someone at Mountain View saw the joke chart and decided that Google is too good for internet porn. It would explain Google’s recent offensive on internet porn.

    Google’s latest attempt to stifle internet porn began yesterday when Blogger (formerly known as Blogspot) users received messages saying that the free blogging platform will no longer allow the monetization of adult content. Here is a copy of the message for those of you who are interested: Continue Reading

    June 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 824

  • Hot Babes in Sunglasses!

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    Sunglasses

    Did you know that today (June 27th) is National Sunglasses Day?

    Why is today National Sunglasses Day? Because there’s an national day for everything else, so why not sunglasses too?

    Owning a pair of sunglasses isn’t very much fun. You can pay $10 for a pair of sunglasses that pinch your skull and don’t protect your eyes or you can pay $300 and lose them in a few hours after buying them.

    Even though owning sunglasses can be a real pain in the ass, the fact of the matter is a pair of sunglasses can make a babe almost twice as sexy.

    What can I say? I’m a sucker for hot babes in sunglasses.

    I’d like to now offer you two reasons why sunglasses make or break someone’s sexiness:

    1. Coolness. Sunglasses are just plain cool. Everyone knows that when you’re eyes are shaded, you look cool. Plus celebrities wear sunglasses a lot, so when a hot babe is wearing sunglasses she looks like a celebrity who just doesn’t give a care, which is sexy. 
    2. Sunglasses, especially big sunglasses, can sometimes cover up or obscure unattractive features on a person’s face, which then makes them more attractive. That’s just one theory I have for why celebrities are constantly wearing sunglasses. It’s also why I keep buying and losing $300 sunglasses. I just tell Sex.com to pay me in sunglasses.

    Sunglasses are sexy. Simple as that.

    So in honor of National Sunglasses Day, here are now the Top 10 Hot Babes in Sunglasses.   Continue Reading

    June 27, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1456

  • Farrah Abraham Continues To Lie About Sex Tape

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    Farrah Abraham

    Do you guys remember when Dana Dearmond (@danadearmond) tweeted:

    The hashtags and the time should be a dead giveaway that Dana Dearmond wasn’t being self-deprecating, she was taking a shot at Farrah Abraham.

    Why would Dana Dearmond go after Farrah Abraham? Because Dana Dearmond is a pornstar and pornstars don’t like celebrities who make sex tapes.

    Think about it. What if some pseudo-celebrity walked in to your place of work, did your job worse than you, but got tons of attention from everyone because they were doing your job and they got paid more than you. That would piss you off right? Well, that’s what happens when a celebrity makes a “sex tape”.

    I empathize with the frustration over celebrity sex tapes because I too am fed up with celebrity sex tapes. Not because they devalue the jobs of hardworking pornstars, what gets me is the public deception and blatant lies that come with celebrity sex tapes.

    Check out this excerpt from Farrah Abraham’s latest interview with Michael Musto:               Continue Reading

    June 26, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 955

  • Alyssa Milano: ageless and braless on Maxim cover

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    ALYSSA MILANO!

    Do you see the picture at the top of this blog post?

    That’s Alyssa Milano on the cover of this month’s Maxim Magazine.

    Yes, that’s the same Alyssa Milano from Who’s The Boss and Charmed.

    Are you wondering what Alyssa Milano is doing on the cover of Maxim Magazine? Well, I imagine she’s primarily there to promote her new show Mistresses, which seems like a fine show. I know nothing about it but the title leads me to believe that it’s a very sexy show with lots of intrigue and as much sex as the censors will let them getaway with. Can someone please confirm on deny this assumption in the comments? I won’t be able to watch it myself.

    Even though Alyssa Milano is a total babe, Mistresses airs on Monday nights, which means I can’t watch it because I’ll be at my other job, stripping for quarters at the male stripclub by the docks.

    We’re not here to talk about Mistresses, we’re here to talk about Alyssa Milano’s sexy new Maxim pictures.

    Let’s take a look at more of Alyssa Milano’s sexy new Maxim pictures right now:  Continue Reading

    June 26, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1285

  • How To Hook-Up At A Wedding

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    Unless you’re getting married to Candice Swanepoel, pay attention

    At a wedding, there’s always a sex-guarantee…for the bride and the groom…

    But did you know that 63% of wedding guests have had a hook-up at a wedding? There is no social event that is more conducive to sex or hooking than weddings. Not even an aphrodisiac party can get you action like a wedding can. Love is in the air, everyone is dressed to the nines and by the end of the night (or during the ceremony) people just want to have as much fun as possible.

    What could be more fun than hooking-up at a wedding? NOTHING.

    With wedding season in full-swing, I would be doing you all a disservice if I didn’t help you get into that 63% of people who have had hooking-up at a wedding. So let’s see how you’re going to hook-up at a wedding this summer.   Continue Reading

    June 26, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 906

  • Vote for your favorite All American Girl

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    All American Girl Ashley Sky gets patriotic

    July 4th is coming up and I hope y’all are super excited.

    Is there anything better than celebrating the independence of our nation than blowing up a small piece of it*?

    *with fireworks

    I was going to do a series of Babe of the Day posts about the sexiest All American Girls but when I was trying to find the criteria for what makes an All American Girl, the internet had a much more negative connotation than I had expected.

    The internet sees an All American Girl as a blonde bimbo, one that votes Republican because she doesn’t know any better and has a very skewed sense of good taste. Rednecks of suburbia more or less (c’mon, I know you’ve met a few of them in your lifetime).

    That’s when I realized that I couldn’t do a bunch of All American Girl Babe of the Day‘s because my definition of an All American Girl was all messed up. All American is supposed to be the designation of someone outstanding.

    So instead of just choosing my favorite All American Girls, I want you to vote for your favorite All American Girl. But don’t think of an All American Girl as a blonde bimbo that votes Republican, think of them as the sexiest women America has to offer. Vote for the babe that you feel best represents the United States or that you’d want to represent the United States of America.

    And if you’re not American, just pick your favorite babe.

    So tell me, which All American Girl is the best…is it…  Continue Reading

    June 25, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1172

  • Ellen Page supports Feminist Porn

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    Feminist Pornographer Elle Page

    Juno Ellen Page did an AMA on Reddit yesterday to promote her new movie The East when all of a sudden feminist pornographer Courtney Trouble asked her:

    “you identify as a feminist, do you have any specific thoughts on misogyny in our day and age right now? what do you think about the current feminist porn movement? also, you rock! we love you.”

    And Juno Ellen Page replied with:

    “I think we are in a very scary time right now. The rhetoric from the right wing is terrifying to me. I think feminist porn is crucial. To only have porn from the male perspective is damaging. Women are sexual creatures, as much as men and that needs to be embraced.”

    Now you know that Ellen Page supports feminist porn…

    But I’m sure many of you are wondering what the heck is feminist porn. Allow me to explain.  Continue Reading

    June 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1225

  • People are more attractive if you shock your brain

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    Nicole Neal, hottest girl of 2013 (so far)

    Wouldn’t life be much better if there weren’t so many ugly people?

    I don’t know about you but whenever I go anywhere, for every attractive person I see there’s always at least one ugly person nearby to spoil the fun.

    With all the technology that exists today, you’d think that finding a non-invasive way to make all the ugly people in the world to look like Nicole Neal (my choice for babe of the year 2013) would be a top priority.

    Well, it seems like science may have figured out a way to make everyone more attractive. All it takes to live in a world surrounded by Nicole Neal‘s is a mild shock of electricity to the brain.   Continue Reading

    June 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 426

  • HappyPlaytime Female Masturbation App

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    The Female Masturbation App

    I used to think that the slogan “There’s an app for that!” was the most arrogant boast of all time.

    That was way back when apps were primitive and shitty.

    Now apps be popping off.

    There really is an app for everything now.

    The latest addition to the app game: female masturbation.

    Yes, that’s right a female masturbation app is on its way.

    It’s been unfortunately named HappyPlaytime but other than that it’s pretty cool. So what is this female masturbation app all about?  Continue Reading

    June 21, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1216

  • How To Host a Sex Party

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    SEX PARTY

    Do you know what day it is today?

    It’s the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year and the first official day of summer.

    In pagan times, the solstice was celebrated with bonfires. They believed that the bonfires would protect them from evil spirits that were roaming free with the sun turning southward.

    Of course, we all know now that bonfires don’t protect you from evil spirits. If anything, evil spirits are attracted to the fire.

    Even though the pagans were a little mixed up, the longest day of the year and the first official day of summer are still something worth celebrating.

    This Summer Solstice, don’t celebrate with an evil spirit-warding bonfire, celebrate with a sex party!

    I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “But Chico, I don’t know how to host a sex party!”

    Well, that’s what I’m here for! I’m going to teach you how to throw a killer Summer Solstice sex partyThe best part (aside from all the sex)? It’s not even exclusive to the Summer Solstice. With these tips, you’ll have the know-how to host a sex party whenever you please.

    So let’s do it to it.

    How to Host a Sex Party:   Continue Reading

    June 21, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1358

  • Changing Sex Positions

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    SEX, obviously

    Earlier this week, I revealed that the first time I ever had sex it ended with me cumming in the face of the only older woman lonely enough to have sex with me.

    Why did I do that?

    Because I’d seen it in porn movies and I thought that cumshots were a normal part of sexual relations. By the way, they’re not! So unless your partner has communicated to you a desire to have her face covered in cum, don’t cum in her face.

    The point of this story is sex can be affected by porn whether we know it or not because we hardly ever see sex that’s not porn. We’re bound to take tropes from porn and apply them to our own personal sex lives.

    Now, I’m not saying that it’s a bad thing. It can be if you cum in someone’s face without warning. But there are some things that we learn from porn that aren’t such a bad thing. I’m thinking specifically of changing sex positions.

    In porn movies, after the oral sex foreplay segment, there is about an average of four sex positions per scene. I estimate that 90% of the time in straight porn with one woman and one man that the sex positions in the scene will be missionary, cowgirl, reserve cowgirl, and doggystyle.

    The spoon sex position has been getting a lot of traction these days and it’s becoming a staple sex position in porn movies, but for now let’s just say the most common sex positions are the ones I mentioned previously.

    So without counting oral sex, there is on average four sex positions per porn scene (if you don’t believe me, just watch a few videos on Sex.com and see if I’m right), which means there are three sex position changes during sex.

    I want to know if seeing four standard sex positions in porn has affected your own perception of how many sex positions you attempt during sex.

    So…how many different sex positions do you do during sex?  Continue Reading

    June 20, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1383

  • Nude Photos Are SO Trendy

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    Trendy Nude Photo

    Whenever me and the girls get a chance to get together, we like grab a couple cans of Sex On The…Peach (spelling is correct) and talk about different bitches’ weaves we’d like to pull out.

    But there’s a new trend that’s sweeping the nation (…just in New York actually) for when the girls get together. Girls are getting together and posing for nude photos as a part of “boudoir photography parties” (not selfies).  Continue Reading

    June 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 811

  • Emma Mae – Porno P.I.

    Do you remember Emma Mae?

    I sure as hell do.

    She was that sexy tattooed girl that came out of nowhere (nowhere as in North Carolina) and then before I knew it, she was everywhere.

    Porn producers had this weird belief that tattoos and piercings can scare away viewers. Unless you’re shooting for Burning Angel or Belladonna or other tattoo niche studios, a girl’s tattoos would often get covered up with stockings, corsets, or whatever else so that they don’t drive people away. But does anyone really mind tattoos that much? I’m asking because the way I see it is if a girl is sexy, she’s sexy. Tattoos aren’t something that I’m bothered by. Unless she’s got a swastika tattoo. Then I would be bothered by that.

    Continue Reading

    June 20, 2013 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 4738

  • At First Sight Dating App

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    Love App First Sight

    Internet dating is so much easier than regular dating.

    Why would you risk the pain and humiliation of asking someone out in person when you can just make a profile and browse the profiles of other singles?

    Yeah, internet dating is pretty great.

    The only problem with internet dating is that people like to fudge facts about themselves to make themselves more attractive to potential suitors. The only way I ever get dates online is because I tell people that I’m the third White brother in Tonstartssbandht.

    Everyone lies on the internet, that’s just how it works.

    Now, if only there was a way to eliminate the lying aspect of internet dating so that you had an honest idea of the people you were checking out…

    Well there is! It’s a brand new dating app called At First Sight and it’s going to make meeting real people through the internet a lot easier.

    How does it work? Well, I’ll let the new dating app’s celebrity spokesman Chris Harrison breakdown. Because really…who knows more about dating and dating apps than the host of Burning Love The Bachelor and The Bachelorette:    Continue Reading

    June 19, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 339

  • MILF as American Pie: MILF vs Mature

    Eroscott is an erotica writer that loves Sex.com and the Sex.com Blog. He finally saw that tips/submissions (that has been there for months, by the way) and insisted that I let him do a blog post about the issue of what makes a MILFs.

    I just want you to know that I, Chico Dusty, have no strong feelings about the technical misuse of the term MILF, but Eroscott has been so supportive that I had to let him do it. So here it is, the Eroscott guest post:

    We all know what a MILF is, right? The movie American Pie made that acronym famous. Now it’s used in porn and on porn-related sites with abandon.

    Here’s Jennifer Coolidge, the iconic MILF from American Pie, who played  Stiffler’s  mother.

    Continue Reading

    June 19, 2013 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1833

  • Mellisa Clarke: Sexy Goth

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    Melissa Clarke

    Summer can be hard for goths.

    They have to deal with sunshine and good vibes all summer long. Let me tell you, sunshine and good vibes are two things that don’t go well with goth culture.

    Normally I would just feel bad for goths in the summer time. However, while scrolling through pages and pages of free porn on Sex.com, I came across Mellisa Clarke posing on the beach (specifically, the sexy Mellisa Clarke picture at the beginning of this post).

    For all intents and purposes, Mellisa Clarke is goth.

    Feel free to tell me otherwise in the comments, but the truth is I don’t care. I really do not care if she doesn’t actually listen to Bauhaus or if she’s never seen The Crow or whatever goths are into these days. Melissa Clarke looks sort of goth, which is good enough for me.

    Just be happy that I didn’t choose Kate Upton for this beach goth Babe of the Day.

    Anyways, seeing Mellisa Clarke’s sexy beach pic on Sex.com got me thinking…

    Why are there no sexy goths hanging at the beach? There’s nothing I like better than incongruity and a sexy goth at the beach is full of incongruity.

    In general, where are all the sexy goths?

    They used to be all over the high school.

    I’m making Mellisa Clarke (the sexiest goth of all time) Babe of the Day on the condition that the sexy goths of the world come out of hiding. We love your pale skin, dark hair, and bleak outlook on life and humanity.

    For anyone who doubts that goths can be sexy, it is my pleasure to introduce you to Mellisa Clarke, the babe of the day:  Continue Reading

    June 19, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1813

  • Caramel Colored Rooms Means More Sex

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    My caramel colored room, aka “The Cum Dungeon”

    What color is your bedroom?

    You’re probably saying, “Why should I tell you, Chico? I don’t have to tell you what color my bedroom is.”

    Well to that I say, “You got some nerver, mister.”

    It shouldn’t come as a surprise that our environment can influence our mood. A recent study by Travelodge looked into 2,000 homes across Britain and found that couples who sleep in caramel colored rooms have the most sex.  Continue Reading

    June 19, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 565