June, 2013
Archive

  • Sexy Tennis Players

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    Rosie Jones and India Reynolds will get you excited for Wimbledon

    If our friends at iSexy.com didn’t post Rosie Jones and India Reynolds’s sexy new Wimbledon themed photos, I probably would have forgotten that Wimbledon was happening.

    But lucky for you iSexy.com did post India Reynolds and Rosie Jones posing as sexy tennis players, which has in turn inspired me to do a TOP 10.

    I think it’s fairly obvious what this Top 10 is.

    It’s our Top 10 Sexy Tennis Players in honor of Wimbledon. In many ways women’s tennis is the sexiest sport. Short skirts, visors, erotic grunting with every serve and return.

    Diehard fans of sexy tennis players should know that while there are plenty of professional sexy tennis players, this Top 10 of sexy tennis players isn’t just for the pros. It’s also for the posers.

    What do I mean by that? I mean that there are some sexy tennis players in this Top 10 who have only ever touched a tennis racket for the purposes of their sexy tennis photo-shoot but who cares? This is the Sex.com Blog. Our focus is sex and all things sexy not tennis.

    Enough excuses, let’s get to the Top 10 Sexy Tennis Players already:  Continue Reading

    June 28, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2616

  • Vicky Vette Interview

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    Vicky Vette

    Vicky Vette isn’t your average pornstar.

    Your average pornstar starts her career on the casting couch between the ages of 18 or 20. When Vicky Vette was 38  she sent her pictures to Hustler’s Beaver Hunt and won! That was in 2003. Since then Vicky Vette has become a porn-mogul with the Vette Nation Army.

    Vicky Vette just celebrated 10 years in the porn industry and she was nice enough to stop by the Sex.com Blog to talk to us about her career thus far.

    So without further ado, let’s get to the Vicky Vette interview already! Continue Reading

    June 28, 2013 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 1738

  • Game of Thrones Sex Scenes as 70’s Porno

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    GAME OF SCORES: GoT 70s Porno

    I’ve seen every single episode of Game of Thrones and I’ve looked the covers of most of the books, but to honest with you I have no idea who any of the characters are, what they want or what they’re doing.

    As far as I know, everyone wants the throne and they’re all playing a game to get it.

    Does that sounds about right?

    Why do I keep watching Game of Thrones if I have no idea what’s going on or who anyone is? Because Game of Thrones sex scenes are the best on TV. Which isn’t saying much because compared to Sex.com, there’s hardly any sex on TV. But I like being completely lost, desperately trying to figure out who someone is and then all of a sudden they’re naked and having sex. It adds suspense and excitement to an otherwise convoluted and ridiculous show.

    Either way, Emilia Clarke in uncomfortable Game of Thrones sex scenes beats naked Steve Buscemi any day of the week. But that’s just me.

    Anyways…

    How many of you like the Game of Thrones sex scenes but feel that they lack a 70’s porno aesthetic? Well toil no more! Independent filmmaker Ariel Belziti has made the Game of Thrones sex scenes supercut of your dreams. It’s your favorite sex scenes from Game of Thrones all cut together in the style of a 70’s porno.   Continue Reading

    June 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1340

  • Google getting rid of porn on Blogger

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    It’s true

    As you can see from this “official” chart, roughly 33% of people use Google to find porn.

    While finding porn is still behind spellcheck in terms of usages for Google, using Google to find useful information (its intended use) still ranks dead last.

    This chart is a joke that someone made. But with Google’s recent vendetta against internet porn, you have to wonder if someone at Mountain View saw the joke chart and decided that Google is too good for internet porn. It would explain Google’s recent offensive on internet porn.

    Google’s latest attempt to stifle internet porn began yesterday when Blogger (formerly known as Blogspot) users received messages saying that the free blogging platform will no longer allow the monetization of adult content. Here is a copy of the message for those of you who are interested: Continue Reading

    June 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 701

  • Hot Babes in Sunglasses!

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    Sunglasses

    Did you know that today (June 27th) is National Sunglasses Day?

    Why is today National Sunglasses Day? Because there’s an national day for everything else, so why not sunglasses too?

    Owning a pair of sunglasses isn’t very much fun. You can pay $10 for a pair of sunglasses that pinch your skull and don’t protect your eyes or you can pay $300 and lose them in a few hours after buying them.

    Even though owning sunglasses can be a real pain in the ass, the fact of the matter is a pair of sunglasses can make a babe almost twice as sexy.

    What can I say? I’m a sucker for hot babes in sunglasses.

    I’d like to now offer you two reasons why sunglasses make or break someone’s sexiness:

    1. Coolness. Sunglasses are just plain cool. Everyone knows that when you’re eyes are shaded, you look cool. Plus celebrities wear sunglasses a lot, so when a hot babe is wearing sunglasses she looks like a celebrity who just doesn’t give a care, which is sexy. 
    2. Sunglasses, especially big sunglasses, can sometimes cover up or obscure unattractive features on a person’s face, which then makes them more attractive. That’s just one theory I have for why celebrities are constantly wearing sunglasses. It’s also why I keep buying and losing $300 sunglasses. I just tell Sex.com to pay me in sunglasses.

    Sunglasses are sexy. Simple as that.

    So in honor of National Sunglasses Day, here are now the Top 10 Hot Babes in Sunglasses.   Continue Reading

    June 27, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1213

  • Farrah Abraham Continues To Lie About Sex Tape

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    Farrah Abraham

    Do you guys remember when Dana Dearmond (@danadearmond) tweeted:

    The hashtags and the time should be a dead giveaway that Dana Dearmond wasn’t being self-deprecating, she was taking a shot at Farrah Abraham.

    Why would Dana Dearmond go after Farrah Abraham? Because Dana Dearmond is a pornstar and pornstars don’t like celebrities who make sex tapes.

    Think about it. What if some pseudo-celebrity walked in to your place of work, did your job worse than you, but got tons of attention from everyone because they were doing your job and they got paid more than you. That would piss you off right? Well, that’s what happens when a celebrity makes a “sex tape”.

    I empathize with the frustration over celebrity sex tapes because I too am fed up with celebrity sex tapes. Not because they devalue the jobs of hardworking pornstars, what gets me is the public deception and blatant lies that come with celebrity sex tapes.

    Check out this excerpt from Farrah Abraham’s latest interview with Michael Musto:               Continue Reading

    June 26, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 844

  • Alyssa Milano: ageless and braless on Maxim cover

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    ALYSSA MILANO!

    Do you see the picture at the top of this blog post?

    That’s Alyssa Milano on the cover of this month’s Maxim Magazine.

    Yes, that’s the same Alyssa Milano from Who’s The Boss and Charmed.

    Are you wondering what Alyssa Milano is doing on the cover of Maxim Magazine? Well, I imagine she’s primarily there to promote her new show Mistresses, which seems like a fine show. I know nothing about it but the title leads me to believe that it’s a very sexy show with lots of intrigue and as much sex as the censors will let them getaway with. Can someone please confirm on deny this assumption in the comments? I won’t be able to watch it myself.

    Even though Alyssa Milano is a total babe, Mistresses airs on Monday nights, which means I can’t watch it because I’ll be at my other job, stripping for quarters at the male stripclub by the docks.

    We’re not here to talk about Mistresses, we’re here to talk about Alyssa Milano’s sexy new Maxim pictures.

    Let’s take a look at more of Alyssa Milano’s sexy new Maxim pictures right now:  Continue Reading

    June 26, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1044

  • How To Hook-Up At A Wedding

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    Unless you’re getting married to Candice Swanepoel, pay attention

    At a wedding, there’s always a sex-guarantee…for the bride and the groom…

    But did you know that 63% of wedding guests have had a hook-up at a wedding? There is no social event that is more conducive to sex or hooking than weddings. Not even an aphrodisiac party can get you action like a wedding can. Love is in the air, everyone is dressed to the nines and by the end of the night (or during the ceremony) people just want to have as much fun as possible.

    What could be more fun than hooking-up at a wedding? NOTHING.

    With wedding season in full-swing, I would be doing you all a disservice if I didn’t help you get into that 63% of people who have had hooking-up at a wedding. So let’s see how you’re going to hook-up at a wedding this summer.   Continue Reading

    June 26, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 800

  • Vote for your favorite All American Girl

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    All American Girl Ashley Sky gets patriotic

    July 4th is coming up and I hope y’all are super excited.

    Is there anything better than celebrating the independence of our nation than blowing up a small piece of it*?

    *with fireworks

    I was going to do a series of Babe of the Day posts about the sexiest All American Girls but when I was trying to find the criteria for what makes an All American Girl, the internet had a much more negative connotation than I had expected.

    The internet sees an All American Girl as a blonde bimbo, one that votes Republican because she doesn’t know any better and has a very skewed sense of good taste. Rednecks of suburbia more or less (c’mon, I know you’ve met a few of them in your lifetime).

    That’s when I realized that I couldn’t do a bunch of All American Girl Babe of the Day‘s because my definition of an All American Girl was all messed up. All American is supposed to be the designation of someone outstanding.

    So instead of just choosing my favorite All American Girls, I want you to vote for your favorite All American Girl. But don’t think of an All American Girl as a blonde bimbo that votes Republican, think of them as the sexiest women America has to offer. Vote for the babe that you feel best represents the United States or that you’d want to represent the United States of America.

    And if you’re not American, just pick your favorite babe.

    So tell me, which All American Girl is the best…is it…  Continue Reading

    June 25, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1053

  • Ellen Page supports Feminist Porn

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    Feminist Pornographer Elle Page

    Juno Ellen Page did an AMA on Reddit yesterday to promote her new movie The East when all of a sudden feminist pornographer Courtney Trouble asked her:

    “you identify as a feminist, do you have any specific thoughts on misogyny in our day and age right now? what do you think about the current feminist porn movement? also, you rock! we love you.”

    And Juno Ellen Page replied with:

    “I think we are in a very scary time right now. The rhetoric from the right wing is terrifying to me. I think feminist porn is crucial. To only have porn from the male perspective is damaging. Women are sexual creatures, as much as men and that needs to be embraced.”

    Now you know that Ellen Page supports feminist porn…

    But I’m sure many of you are wondering what the heck is feminist porn. Allow me to explain.  Continue Reading

    June 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1084