August, 2013

  • How To Have Sex In A Car

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    Road Trip!

    Monday is Labor Day. That means come Tuesday, summer is over.

    If you saw our Top 10 Sexy Things We’ll Miss About Summer, you know that the thing we’re going to miss most is summer road trips.

    If you don’t have any plans for Labor Day, why not take an impromptu road trip? It’s your last chance to take a road trip until next summer.

    It doesn’t matter where you go. An impromptu Labor Day road trip is just the spontaneous, romantic activity you and your partner need to end the summer on a high note.

    But before you hit the open road, you’re should brush up on how to have sex in a car for all the impromptu car sex you’ll be having on your Labor Day road trip.

    Lucky for you, I’ve had lots of sex in lots of different cars over the years. The easiest way to have sex in a car is to rent a limo, but that won’t work for you Labor Day road trip. Instead, allow me to break down the best ways to have sex in a car.

    Car Sex Positions:  Continue Reading

    August 30, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3943

  • Ania Lisewska Wants To Have Sex With 100,000 Men

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    Ania Lisewska

    Ania Lisewska, a 21-year-old woman from Warsaw, Poland is allegedly trying to travel to every city in the world so that she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for twenty minutes each.

    According to my calculations, that’s just over 1388 days worth of sex.

    Why is Ania Lisewska trying to have sex with more than 100,000 men? She told the Austrian Times that, “I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men. In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.”

    Well…that certainly sounds like a noble cause. No one should feel like a deviant, whore, or mentally ill because of sexual fantasies. However, having sex with 100,000 men sounds a little excessive. How can you assure your own safety and health when you’re trying to sleep with more than 100,000 men?

    Ania Lisewska’s sexual marathon started last month and so far she’s allegedly already slept with more than 284 men, much to the dismay of her boyfriend.

    If Ania Lisewska were to have sex with 100,000 men for twenty minutes each non-stop, it would take her 3.8 years to reach her goal. Since this is not physically possible and she’s limiting her sexual encounters to weekends, it could take her roughly twenty years to reach the 100,000 goal.

    If you want to try and help Ms Lisewska reach her goal, you can visit her website or her Facebook page.

    Mind you, always be cautious when organizing free sex over the internet. You don’t want to get robbed.

    And for God’s sakes, please, if you’re going to have sex with Ania Lisewska, wear a condom!


    August 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1149

  • Sexy Things We’ll Miss About Summer

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    Nobody on the roach, nobody on the beach. The summer’s out of reach…

    Even though summer isn’t officially over until mid-September, we all know that after Labor Day Monday summer is over.

    Once again, the summer’s gone by way too fast.

    Instead of looking forward to fall, winter, and spring, I’d much rather feel sad and reminisce about how great this summer was. To help you reminisce about my sexy summer 2013, let’s look at the Top 10 Sexy Things We’ll Miss About Summer:  Continue Reading

    August 30, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4253

  • Nicole Neal and Rosie Jones’s Topless Holiday

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    Nicole Neal (blonde) & Rosie Jones (brunette)

    Two of our favorite babes, Nicole Neal and Rosie Jones were “spotted” on a Topless Holiday not too long ago.

    I put spotted in quotation marks because they weren’t really spotted. It’s clearly an actual photo shoot in the style of paparazzi. Sorry to spoil the fun but it’s better that you hear it from me rather than some other that likes ruining things for you.

    Though summer isn’t quite over yet, these pictures of Nicole Neal and Rosie Jones having a sexy time in the sun will make you wish that we had summer all year round:


    I guess I’ll have to wait until next year before I can take a topless holiday with these two babes…

    Why does summer have to end?

    August 29, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1200

  • Are Boob Tattoos Sexy?

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    Nice Boobs. Bad Tattoos.

    I was just reading our friend Emja’s blog on, specifically the post “On Boobs” where she discusses her love and fascination of boobs.

    If you haven’t already read it, please do so now (by clicking here).

    If you have already read it, please read it again right now (by clicking here).

    As you may have noticed, Emja listed the six different kinds of boobs. They are:

    Continue Reading

    August 29, 2013 • Polls • Views: 2337

  • Is Sexual Objectification OK?

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the web’s original erotic website for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.
    Today, Calico brings her knowledge and experience in erotica here to the Blog to ask one complicated question, “Is Sexual Objectification OK”

    It’s a question I feel like I shouldn’t have to struggle with, given that I’m an advocate of sexually explicit expression (AKA “porn”), and if there’s one tried and true staple of that expressive form, it’s the objectification and fetishizing of people, body parts, physical traits, sex acts and so on.

    On the other hand, like a lot of women, I’ve been on the other end of undesired objectification more than a few times, and fully understand the involuntary “Eeewww, ick!” reaction that courses through a person’s being when they realize that, for example, some slovenly, fidgeting creepazoid has been thoroughly fixated on the area surrounding the back pockets of your jeans since four subway stops ago.

    The objectification question first struck me long before I cracked the cover of any feminist tome, well in advance to my first exposure to any porn more hardcore than select issues of National Geographic, but it didn’t really trouble me much until I became sexually active, and got a taste of what it’s like when a fetish goes a bit too far.

    My first brush with the feeling came when I was out on what I wasn’t sure was a date, but sure hoped was a date. Continue Reading

    August 29, 2013 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 907

  • When and Where To Masturbate

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    You might need this sign in the future

    Is there anything more humiliating than getting caught masturbating?

    I’ve been caught masturbating a total of three times in my life and all three would be in the Top 10 most embarrassing moments of my life (3, 7, and 8 to be more specific).

    We ran a poll this week to find out how many times the average masturbator has been caught in their masturbation career.

    The majority of you have been pretty good at not getting caught. Of the 1,940 people that voted in our masturbation poll, 55% (1,067 people) have only been caught masturbating 1 to 3 times in their masturbation career.

    Most people masturbate between 3 and 5 times a week. That means most people masturbate anywhere from 156 to 260 times in a year. Considering how much masturbating the average person does in a year, it’s amazing that the majority of masturbators only been caught 1 to 3 times.

    What startled me about the poll is that 25% of masturbators (489) have been caught 10 or more times. That’s more votes than the other two options (4 to 6 and 7 to 9) combined.

    Getting caught masturbating 10 or more times is far too often, especially when you see how rare it is for masturbators to be caught.

    So to help those 489 people that are constantly getting caught masturbating, I’m going to review when and where you should masturbate so that you don’t have to deal with the humiliation of getting caught masturbating.

    When Should You Masturbate?  Continue Reading

    August 29, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 828

  • Pornstar Gauge Is Back!

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    Remember the pornstar Gauge? She’s back!

    The year was 1999. While Y2K panic had people fortifying their bomb-shelters, I was busy getting myself more acquainted with a brand new, petite pornstar named Gauge.

    Six years later in 2005, Gauge was at the very top of the porn world when all of a sudden she quit. In those eight years, we’ve all tried to fill that 4’11” hole she left in our hearts by finding new petite pornstars and revisiting our favorite Gauge pictures and videos.

    Thankfully, we don’t have to do that anymore. Gauge is back after an 8 year hiatus.

    To show our appreciation for her return, we’re making Gauge the Babe of the Day!  Continue Reading

    August 29, 2013 • BABES • Views: 5224

  • Help Save Prince Yahshua’s Penis

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    In 2010, male pornstar Prince Yahshua broke his penis while shooting for West Coast Productions.

    I regret to inform you that Prince Yahshua has once again broken his penis while filming a scene last Tuesday.

    You might be wondering, “A penis can break?”  Continue Reading

    August 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1921

  • The Secrets to SFW Orgasms by Emja

    female orgasm The Secrets to SFW Orgasms by Emja

    You already know what it is

    Emja is a blogger for

    I’ve been following Emja for a while because she’s much funnier than the average sex blogger and I feel like I can only improve my own blog by emulating her style. 

    Because I’m such a big fan, I’m thrilled to say that Emja was nice enough to do guest post for us. Enjoy Emja’s “The Secrets to SFW Orgams”:

    Guys, I scratched a fresh bug bite yesterday. And it was amazing. I mean, mind-blowingly, holy-shit-yes, top-quality amazing. I will, of course, put my foot down and proclaim — it rivalled the feeling of an orgasm. Do you know this feeling? Are you human? You know this feeling, I don’t even need to ask. You can probably imagine a little itch right now, right above that little bone above your ankle. Your jeans brush against it as you cross your legs. It’s just a faint little tingle, like your hair standing up. Then it starts to get stronger. BANG! IT’S DONE! MUST SCRATCH MUST SCRATCH NOW!!

    Scratch, scratch, scratch…

    Oh my God, yes. Give me a cigarette it was that good.

    My news for you? That feeling does not stop with just a maiden voyage to bug-scratch heaven. And you can mimic the feeling of sexual release with a few other SFW activities.  Continue Reading

    August 27, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1230