September, 2013

  • More Miley Cyrus Naked

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    Miley Cyrus nude on Rolling Stone

    More Miley Cyrus naked.

    Who cares?

    I don’t.

    You might.

    Just in case, here you go:  Continue Reading

    September 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2248

  • Breaking Bad Inspires Sexual Fantasies

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    Screenshot from Breaking Bad’s unsexiest sex scene

    It’s not uncommon to have sexual fantasies about fictional characters. A quick scroll through’s Hentai section is all the proof you need to see that people get turned on by fictional characters.

    The trouble is when you confuse your sexual attraction to a character with the real person. For example, I know I’m in love with Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks and all my love for Audrey Horne has got me is a restraining order from Sherilyn Fenn (the actress that played Audrey Horne).

    I understand sexually fantasizing about actors because of the characters they play but I can’t understand someone having sexual fantasies about Breaking Bad.

    Don’t get me wrong, Breaking Bad is one of the greatest TV shows of all time, but it’s not sexy. Or at least that’s how I feel about Breaking Bad.

    Last on night Conan, I realized that even though it’s a dark character study, Breaking Bad can still inspire sexual fantasies in people when Bryan Cranston read an erotic piece of fan mail. Check out the clip:  Continue Reading

    September 24, 2013 • Polls • Views: 2144

  • Utah’s Porn Problem


    Welcome to Utah!

    No matter where you choose to live, there are going to be problems.

    It’s only human nature to take something good and screw it up.

    Someone took the time to compile the worst problems in all 50 states and of course porn made the list. Just look at the map:  Continue Reading

    September 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 781

  • Babes in Thigh High Socks

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    Thigh High Socks

    You all know that the only thing I like better than a naked woman is a woman wearing a crop-top.

    What’s the reason for my obsession with crop tops? Underboob is a big reason.

    Sadly, now that we’re almost through September, all the crop-tops have been packed away until next summer. But it’s not all bad. This Fall I’ve been noticing hot babes returning to their thigh high socks, an everyday article of clothing that’s almost as sexy as the crop-top.

    You may not think thigh high socks are sexy because they cover up 70 to 90 percent of the leg. Covering up isn’t sexy, right? Wrong!

    Covering up can be sexy, especially when it’s a hot babe covering up her legs in thigh high socks.

    I know I sound crazy but maybe the Top 10 Babes in Thigh High Socks will change your mind!

    Here now are the Top 10 Babes in Thigh High Socks:  Continue Reading

    September 23, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 9136

  • Tina Fey’s Nip Slip at the Emmy’s

    The Emmy’s were last night and if you even give a care, you should really do some serious reevaluating of your life. Award shows are the most boring event you could ever broadcast.

    However, there is one good thing about award shows. Even Hollywood celebrities aren’t always use to wearing elegant evening wear, which means at least one nip slip per red carpet / awards show is almost guaranteed.

    The 2013 Emmy’s were fortunate to get Tina Fey for their annual nip slip.

    Have a look:

    Tina Fey Nip slip

    Tina Fey’s Emmy Nip Slip

    As you can see, Tina Fey’s nip slip is slight but at least it confirms a theory I’ve had for many years. The theory that Tina Fey has great boobs.

    Turns out she does!

    Hopefully next year Tina Fey and Amy Poehler flash the cameras. Now that would be a reason to watch the Emmy’s.

    Check out Tina Fey’s nip slip one more time in GIF form:

    Source: via bubblegumtaint on

    Now that you’ve seen Tina Fey’s nip slip in picture and GIF form, let’s watch the video of Tina Fey’s nip slip:

    September 23, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3317

  • Busty Blonde Riley Steele is About To Break-Out

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    Riley Steele in her new Axel Braun Productions top

    Former Digital Playground contract star Riley Steele has signed an exclusive two-year deal with Axel Braun Productions. What does that mean for Riley Steele? Continue Reading

    September 23, 2013 • BABES • Views: 5876

  • Household Items That Double As Sex Toys

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    Sex around the house will be easier than ever!

    It has come to my attention that not everyone can afford some of the sex toys that we feature on this blog.

    Just because a couple doesn’t have the funds for sex toys doesn’t mean they should be deprived the fun using of sex toys to enhance their sex lives. Should they? No. Absolutely not. I don’t care if you’re rich, poor, or middle class. Everyone is entitled to great sex!

    That’s why I’m going to tell you about a few items you have lying around your house that can double as sex toys.

    Couples on a budget, grab some disinfecting wipes and getting ready to have your home turned into a sex shop.  Continue Reading

    September 20, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6732

  • Miley Cyrus Topless For “Bangerz”

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    Miley Cyrus Topless on the cover of her new album “BANGERZ”

    Oh Miley…can nothing stop your wrecking ball of nudity?

    The picture you see at the top of this post is not a poor Photoshop job by yours truly, that’s the alternative album art work for Miley Cyrus’s new album BANGERZ.

    I don’t know how the record industry is doing these days (I assume terribly because who buys music anymore?) but the only way they’re going to sell records is by putting Miley Cyrus topless as the album artwork.

    People may say that they’re getting tired of Miley Cyrus topless, Miley Cyrus nude, Miley Cyrus acting bat-shit crazy, but in reality everyone is constantly trying search for more nude Miley Cyrus.

    Sometimes I wonder if her new hyper-sexual persona is just a marketing strategy devised by Miley because no matter what she does she gets herself into the news.

    All I know is that when I see this album in stores, I’m not going to buy it but I will stare at it discreetly.

    Also checkout Miley Cyrus’s camel toe from a recent performance:


    September 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2249

  • Perfect Lesbian Couple: Emily Addison and Spencer Scott

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    Spencer Scott (blonde) and Emily Addison (brunette)

    What happens when you put a busty blonde like Spencer Scott in lingerie, blindfold her, and tell her lesbian lover Emily Addison that she can do whatever she wants with her?

    Magical lesbian sex happens.

    Though we’ve all imagined the day when Spencer Scott would get fucked by Emily Addison, the good people behind Twisty’s new lesbian site When Girls Play have finally made it happen. Have a look at this new perfect lesbian couple:


    Spencer Scott and Emily Addison, if there is room for one more please let me know immediately!


    September 20, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3341

  • Bonus Sexy Links!

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    Guerlain / Lily C leads the bonus links

    This was a good week for sexy stuff on the internet. For whatever reason, all our sex blogger friends have been on fire and the sexy links can’t wait until Monday morning! You need to see them now!

    So here are the Blog approved sexy links:

    Bad Plastic Surgery Makes Me Want to Fuck – HotMoviesForHer

     Lily Labeau is a Goddess – Peeperz

    India Reynolds With Her Clothes On and Her Clothes Off – SINN & SKINN

    Pornstar of the Week: Tasha Reign – Tattle XXX

    Connie Carter Makes the Most of an Empty Tub – BoobieBlog

    PORNSTAGRAM: Neena – LeTagParfait

    21 Pornstar Doppelgängers – BroBible

    How to Use Twerking as Self-Defense – YesBitch

    Remember Kerry Washington’s Lesbian Sex Scene? – Fleshbot

    Katrina Bowden Bikini Candids – PrettyHotAndSexy

    Taylor Vixen Gets Wet – Twisty’s

    Pleasure Bound Aaliyah Love – Holly Randall


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    September 20, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2608

  • You Can’t Say About My Penis! – The Worst Things You Can Say About A Man’s Penis

    Sometimes, you don't even have to say anything...

    Sometimes, you don’t even have to say anything…

    It’s hard being a man.

    There’s so much pressure to be buff and brawny (or so I’ve been told) and we bottle up our emotions until one day we just die.

    The truth is men are sensitive, especially if you hit us where it hurts: the penis. Continue Reading

    September 19, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2589

  • Lelo Dare Me Pleasure Set Review

    If a relationship is like a shark, in the sense that it needs to keep moving forward or else it dies, then a sex life is like a wardrobe.

    If you’re confused, don’t worry about it. The jump from a relationship-shark analogy to a sex life-wardrobe analogy is a big one but just bear with me, it will all make sense in a minute.

    A sex life is like a wardrobe because you can wear the same ratty ass clothes everyday for months but eventually, for your own sanity, you’re going to have to get some accessories so that you can feel fresh again.

    There’s nothing wrong with having a routine sex life, but after a while of the same sex positions and locations, it’s always a good idea to spice things up by adding accessories to the mix.

    That’s why I want to tell you about Lelo’s Dare Me Pleasure Set. It comes with the everything you need to spice up your sex life.  Continue Reading

    September 19, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 848

  • Babes in Sexy Pirate Costumes

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    I wouldn’t mind looking for her buried treasure, if you know what I mean…

    Did you know that today (September 19th) is Talk Like A Pirate Day?

    Y’ar. Talk Like A Pirate Day t’is a fine holiday.

    Ok that’s enough.

    I know I should be talking like a pirate on Talk Like A Pirate Day because that’s the whole spirit of the holiday, but it’s just too embarrassing.

    Luckily, I’ve come up with another way to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day that’s far less humiliating than actually talking like a pirate for an entire day. I propose that instead of embarrassing ourselves with terrible pirate impressions, we should just look at hot pictures of babes in sexy pirate costumes for Talk Like A Pirate.

    Something tells me that you’re going to like looking at these babes in sexy pirate costumes a lot more than talking like a pirate.

    Shall we? Arr, matey, we shall. Thar she blows, the Top 10 Babes in Sexy Pirate Costumes:  Continue Reading

    September 19, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4000

  • Porn’s Next Top Model – Holly Randall Archives

    Before Holly Randall was the world’s best erotic photographer, she wrote a column for Because Holly Randall isn’t just a beautiful woman and talented photographer, she’s also a great writer!

    Holly’s been kind enough to dig up some of her old pieces and let us re-share them with the internet.

    In this latest piece from the Holly Randall archives, “Porn’s Next Top Model”, talks about the difficulties of casting new porn models. 

    It’s important to note that Holly no longer works for her mother Suze Randall. Holly has her own website, which you should check out as soon as possible:

    I can only imagine how nerve wracking it must be — testing for us as a potential model for adult scenes. Hopefuls park in an alley in front of a fairly indistinct red brick building, with the only sign that it’s a studio is exactly that — a sign that reads: “Parking for Randall. All others will be towed at owner’s expense.” All the other buildings in the alley are body shops and storage buildings — and then, plopped right in the middle, is the place where “the magic happens.”

    As much as I try not to make the experience like a cattle call, often I’m so busy shuffling parked cars, Xeroxing models’ IDs and trying to calm my mother down that I don’t have time to be personable and work on making the model feel comfortable.

    In fact, I can recall one incident where I truly did feel like I was directing a factory line of models — an agent brought in 10 girls at once on an extremely busy day. Suze was already shooting on set, so I had to herd the girls in, one by one, to the makeup room and stuff them in the corner. Most of the girls — in fact, nine of them — weren’t even remotely close to what we were looking for, so I simply shot two Polaroid pictures of each out of politeness. I can’t imagine how much film I’ve wasted because I couldn’t bring myself to tell the girls they didn’t have a chance in hell of getting booked by us.  Continue Reading

    September 18, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 1986

  • What Goes Down At The Playboy Mansion? (80’s Edition)

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    Terri Welles, 1980’s Playboy Playmate

    Don’t you wish you could go to the Playboy Mansion?

    I don’t. Why would I drive all the way up to Beverly Hills to hang out with Tommy Lee, Bam Margera, Brett Michaels, and some super hot babes? If I were picked up in some sort of Hummer-limousine, then I’d for sure consider it but I’m still waiting on the invite.

    Though I’ve yet to go to the Playboy Mansion, I feel like its best days have passed a long time ago. Before it was a sexy Utopia with cool parties and sexy babes dressed up like sexy bunnies, now I just picture a dirty pool and shag carpeting that’s in dire need of shampoo.

    I picture Hugh Hefner wandering through a large empty mansion, muttering to himself all long the way. Kind of like the way Orson Welles wandered through the empty halls of Xanadu in Citizen Kane, but a little sexier. You might say that the Playboy Mansion is Xanadu from Citizen Kane, but built on an empire of nude women instead of yellow journalism.

    My sad assumptions of the present day’s Playboy Mansion aside, if I could travel back in time to the 1980’s, the first thing I would do would be to warn the world about Paul Hogan. For sparing the world the horror of Crocodile Dundee, I’d get invited to the wildest and best Playboy Mansion parties of the 1980’s.

    Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen. However, Vice has the next best thing.

    The September issue of Vice was put together from the archives of Bob Guccione Sr., the man who built an empire with Penthouse Magazine (which might be going under, by the way).

    One portion of the issue features an interview with a former Playboy Mansion butler. He was fired for “an intrusion on his personal life.”

    So let’s find out what went down at the Playboy Mansion in the 1980’s:  Continue Reading

    September 18, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2111

  • Google Video Porn

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    Try it!

    I was sure that Google Video was shut down after Google bought Youtube. But no, Google Video is still around and it’s full of porn.

    Google Video porn might be the best way to find porn videos to pin to your boards. All you have to do to find Google Video porn is:  Continue Reading

    September 18, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 11155

  • OK, There Is ONE Exception to the ‘Don’t Send Dick Pics’ Rule

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    We couldn’t be happier to have Calico Rudasil come by the Blog and rethink her “Don’t Send Dick Pics” Rule.

    I know I’ve climbed atop the virtual soapbox before and implored men everywhere to stop sending out pictures of their genitals, whether to the women in their lives or the general public, but there’s nothing like a hilarious photo of a talk show host’s horrified face to make one realize that there are no absolutes in life – and that yes, sometimes it is OK to text a picture of your cock to a complete stranger.

    Earlier this month, “Today” co-host Hoda Kotb showed herself to be U.S. Congressional material, at least where mastery of technology is concerned, by accidentally displaying her cellphone number on national television while attempting to demonstrate how the new Samsung Smartwatch syncs with her phone. Predictably, Kotb was quickly inundated with calls and texts – including one sent by a man who was kind enough to send Hoda a picture of “his junk.”  Continue Reading

    September 18, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 725

  • Big Ass Brunette Pornstar Gracie Glam

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    Gracie Glam

    Gracie Glam made some porn news last month when she announced her departure from LA Direct ModelsNow, Gracie Glam is a free agent and she will be representing herself for all future bookings.

    Gracie Glam was nice enough to take some time out of her busy schedule to talk about free agency, bi-sexuality, and attending college as a pornstar.

    Get ready for a big bowl of Glam-chowder because it’s our exclusive interview with your favorite pornstar, Gracie Glam!  Continue Reading

    September 17, 2013 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 4262

  • Is This The End Of Penthouse Porn Mag?

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    Kagney Linn Karter on the cover of Penthouse porn magazine

    FriendFinder Networks has filed for has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today in order to cut its debt load as the company struggles to make loan payments.

    FriendFinder, which houses sites like,,,,, and and also has reportedly not turned a net profit since 2008, listed out estimated liabilities of $500 million to $1 billion and assets less than $10 million, according to a court filing.

    “Despite continuing member interest and high volume traffic, the debtors did not make certain payments to the holders of existing first lien notes and cash pay second lien notes which constituted a default under their respective indentures,” FriendFinder said in the filing.

    Why should you care about FriendFinder Networks filing for bankruptcy?

    Well if they don’t start to turn a profit, will go out of business and you’ll have to download Tinder to find casual sex.

    Worse, if they don’t start to turn a profit, this could mean the end of Penthouse. FriendFinder Networks operates and they publish Penthouse Magazine.

    Penthouse porn is consistently some of the best porn around. There’s a reason why Penthouse porn is such a trusted brand name with consumers.

    When you take your daily trip to the corner store to buy candy or cigarettes, I highly recommend that you pick up an issue of Penthouse porn magazine to do your part to help ensure its existence.

    To convince you that buying a Penthouse porn magazine is a good idea, here are some of the best porn pictures pinned from the pages of Penthouse featuring some of your favorite pornstars (Malena Morgan, Samantha Saint, Jenna Rose, Sunny Leone, Sasha Grey, Alexis Ford, Devon, Emily Addison, April O’Neil, Ash Hollywood, Whitney Westgate, Nicole Aniston, and many more!):


    Continue Reading

    September 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2139

  • Is Porn Bad For Women in the Workplace?

    Picture shows that watching porn with these headphones on makes you look like an idiot

    Picture confirms that watching porn with these headphones on makes you look like an idiot

    A new study published in Psychology of Women Quarterly claims that watching porn makes people less likely to support women in the workplace. And when I say “people”, I’m including men and women.

    Researchers interviewed 190 people over the course of a few years and after controlling for religion and cultural background, they found that watching pornography made people less likely to support affirmative action for women.

    But why?  Continue Reading

    September 17, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1367