October, 2013

  • Hot Pornstar Vampires: Hot Chicks, Big Fangs


    Hot Chicks, Big Fangs

    Just because you’re too old to Trick-or-Treat doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a treat this Halloween.

    And boy do I ever have a treat for you. Would you like to see Romi Rain, Bonnie Rotten, Destiny Dixon, Monique Alexander, and Nikki Benz dressed up as sexy vampires?

    Of course you do. I bet you’d want to see all those babes even if they weren’t dressed up as sexy vampires. But it’s Halloween so we should celebrate by looking at some festive porn!

    Are you ready to see five of the world’s hottest pornstars suck some D before they suck blood?  Continue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • BABES • Views: 5650

  • Leanna Decker and Elle Alexandra: Heaven vs Hell


    Leanna Decker (Heaven) + Elle Alexandra (Hell)

    These pictures from Playboy Plus are as confusing as they are erotic.

    I say they’re confusing because why is Elle Alexandra representing hell? Everyone knows that looking at Elle Alexandra‘s nude pictures is the closest thing to Heaven on Earth.

    And while I do think Leanna Decker is an angel, I’ve just always associated big tits with hell. I don’t know why. I just have a pretty good feeling that Satan (if he/she exists) loves big tits, which Leanna Decker definitely has.

    But really, who cares about these semantics? I suppose it’s a good thing that Elle Alexandra isn’t getting typecast. More importantly, Leanna Decker and Elle Alexandra are two of the hottest redheads in the game right now and Playboy Plus was smart enough to pair them together for Halloween. 

    Watch as Elle and Leanna explore the dichotomy of good and evil, as well as each other’s bodies.  Continue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4775

  • Big Butts = Health And Intelligence



    Loyal pawns, you all know that I’ve always been drawn to big butts.

    Personally, I just assumed that my obsession with ass was a by-product of falling asleep to rap music on full blast. But now I’m thinking I’m drawn to big butts because women with big butts are healthy and smarter than women with no ass. Continue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2540

  • Miley Cyrus Wins Halloween 2013


    Miley Cyrus Halloween 2013

    Miley “Crazy” Cyrus has been pretty quiet ever since her album Bangerz came out.

    The fact that there hasn’t been a “Miley Cyrus is crazy” headline since the album’s release makes me wonder whether she was genuinely crazy or just playing us all for fools while hyping up her album.

    The only thing we can know for sure is that Miley Cyrus won Halloween 2013. Just check out her super sexy costume:  Continue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3221

  • TOP 10 Scariest Places To Have Halloween Sex


    Two hot babes ready for some spooky Halloween sex

    There’s more to Halloween than candy and slutty costumes.

    You’re not celebrating Halloween to the fullest if you’re not scaring yourself.

    I’m a “kill two birds with one stone”-kind of guy. So this Halloween, why not kill two birds with one stone by having sex somewhere scary? Might as well scare yourself while doing the thing you love most. Makes sense to me!

    To help you have some scary Halloween sex, here now are the TOP 10 Scariest Places To Have Halloween SexContinue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2891

  • Sabine Jemeljanova – Satin Sheets


    Sabine Jemeljanova

    Sabine Jemeljanova is a sexy Latvian model that likes to take her clothes off in front of the camera.

    I can’t tell what’s softer in these pictures, the satin sheets or Sabine’s subtle breasts.   Continue Reading

    October 30, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1554

  • Have Sex With Joanna Angel…


    Joanna Angel

    GREAT NEWS! You can now have sex with Joanna Angel!

    Ermm…Sorry…That’s not entirely true. You can now have sex with a replica of Joanna Angel’s pussy because Fleshlight just announced that she is the newest Fleshlight Girl! Continue Reading

    October 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 6910

  • Erectile Dysfunction Etiquette


    Fucking Problem

    Erectile dysfunction can happen to any man and if it hasn’t happened yet, your time is coming soon.

    There are a number of ways that you can avert erectile dysfunction such as watching what you eat, maintaining a healthy weight, avoiding high blood pressure and cholesterol, getting regular exercise, curbing stress, quitting smoking, and not getting too drunk. However, even if you take all these steps to prevent erectile dysfunction, it can still happen.

    So what are you supposed to do when you can’t get it up?

    Today, we’re going to be reviewing the Do’s and Don’ts of Erectile Dysfunction Etiquette. So if your penis ever fails to get hard during sex with a hot babe, you’ll be prepared to handle it like a pro.  Continue Reading

    October 30, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2938

  • Brazil, Backsides and Bribery: Miss Bumbum Blemished by Backdoor Deals

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Is nothing sacred anymore?

    In a sad indication of just how low some women will sag (even before Father Time takes care of that for them), word is that the 2013 Miss Bumbum competition – the contest that officially designates the owner of Brazil’s best booty – has been marred by corruption, with two top contestants allegedly forking over thousands of dollars to judges in order to put in the fix for their own fannies. Continue Reading

    October 30, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 1974

  • Busty Taylor Vixen’s Night Out


    Taylor Vixen

    I don’t like going out. I prefer to spend my evenings searching for hot and new sex pictures and sex videos for all you horny bastards.

    If I were to go out, I would want to go out with former Twisty’s Treat of the Year Taylor Vixen.

    I mean, who wouldn’t want to go out and party with Taylor Vixen and her killer curves? But see, the thing about going out with Taylor Vixen is that she goes all out. Like, stripping off her tight, purple dress, playing with her massive tits, and teasing herself go all out.

    Don’t believe me? Check out Taylor Vixen’s night out with massive tits, pussy tease, and her killer curves! Continue Reading

    October 30, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1601

  • Shae Snow Will Make You Melt


    Shae Snow

    Shae Snow comes from one of the coldest parts of the country, Austin, Minnesota. She’s also named after that cold, white crap that falls from the sky and ruins everything.

    Despite all these two connections to cold, there is one undeniable truth about Shae Snow. Shae is freaking hot!

    How does this beautiful, Midwestern babe stay warm once the cold comes? Well, like anyone who has dealt with a lot of winter, Shae knows that the best way to stay warm is to stay in. But how does she pass the time while she’s in?

    Why don’t we find out? *SPOILER ALERT* Shae likes to spend her days in by doing sexy stripteases and playing with her pussy. Take a look:  Continue Reading

    October 29, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2685

  • Everyone Stares At Tits!


    How can you not stare at tits?

    A new study from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has found that everyone stares at tits.

    Are you surprised?

    You shouldn’t be.

    Staring at tits is a part of life. Allow me to explain. Life for the most part is extremely boring. There’s a lot of sitting around and doing nothing. So if we’re lucky enough to be in the same space as pair of massive tits, what else are we supposed to do but discreetly take a peek? Staring at tits is a sure fire way to forget about the repetitive drudgery that we call life.


    The study employed the use of eye-tracking technology to prove everyone looks at women’s bodies more than their faces.

    And when I say everybody, I mean EVERYBODY. This study didn’t need to prove that men stare at women’s bodies. That’s just a fact. Do we need a study to prove that the sun is hot or air is good for breathing?

    No. Of course not. But while this study confirms something that everybody already knew as fact, it has also proven that it’s not just men staring at tits. Women are staring at tits too!  Continue Reading

    October 29, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2450

  • Sexiest NBA Fans


    If Kayden Kross doesn’t get you excited for basketball…I don’t know what will.

    Finally! The day we’ve all been waiting for is here.


    Will the Rockets be a contender now that they’ve added big man Dwight Howard?

    Can Damien Lillard build off his hot rookie season or is he headed for a sophomore slump?

    How much does Tim Duncan have left in the tank?

    Can the Pistons make the playoffs with a team that has a surplus of size and not enough shooting?

    Will Kevin Garnett and Carmelo Anthony kill each other now that they’re both in New York (Brooklyn Nets and New York Knicks respectively)?

    Are the Miami Heat going to win a third straight NBA Championship?

    So many questions and none of them will be answered until the end of the 2014 season in April. What can we do to pass the time? How about looking at the Top 10 Sexiest NBA Fans? Why not, right? If these girls don’t get you excited for the new NBA season, maybe basketball isn’t your thing. At least you get to see some sexy NBA-loving babes!

    Ok. Here we go. The TOP 10 Sexiest NBA FansContinue Reading

    October 29, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4105

  • Georgia May Jagger Pictures by Terry Richardson


    Georgia May Jagger with Terry Richardson

    Lui Magazine is my new favorite magazine.

    First they got Terry Richardson to take pictures of Alyssa Arce nude. Then they Edita Vilkeviciute nude. And now they’ve teamed up Georgia May Jagger with Terry Richardson for some very sexy pictures.

    In the past, I’ve heard people say, “Yeah…That Georgia May Jagger is pretty sexy, but what’s up with those bunk-ass teeth?”

    Well the short answer to that question about Georgia May Jagger’s teeth is that she’s British. Therefore she’s genetically predisposed to have terrible teeth (at least that’s what I know from stereotypes!).

    The long answer to the Georgia May Jagger teeth questions is that she’s British and her teeth aren’t bunk. They’re cool. Get over it!

    If you’re the type of person that gets turned off by unconventional teeth, my advice to you is to not look at her teeth. Focus on her Mick Jagger-esque good looks:


    Thank you Lui Magazine!

    Keep up the good work.

    October 29, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1553

  • Jessi June Shower Time = Playtime


    Jessi June

    It’s been a while since the last time we saw Jessi June.

    Jessi June’s so excited to see you again that she can’t wait until she’s out of the shower. Instead, she invites you in to the shower for a little show.

    What kind of show could she put on in the shower? Well why don’t you look at the pictures below to see for yourself? Here’s a hint. The show involves Jessi June’s beautiful, wet, naked body. Do I have your attention now? Good. Look at these new Jessi June pictures now!  Continue Reading

    October 29, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2194

  • Dinner With Silvie Delux

    Silvie delux sexy

    Silvie / Simona

    Some people know this babe as Silvie Delux. Others, like the good people at JoyMii, know her as Simona.

    It sucks when one person goes by multiple names because you never really know who you’re talking about. Normally it would bother me, but if Silvie Delux invited me over for dinner, drinks, and hot sex, I wouldn’t care what her name was!

    I could call her Silvie, Simona, Mistress, ANYTHING SHE WANTED. Because the only thing that really matters is having those long, sexy legs wrap around you. Hell, you might even forget your own name when you see just how sexy Silvie Delux / Simona is at this sensual dinner party.  Continue Reading

    October 28, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4657

  • Leanna Decker Calls The Shots


    Leanna Decker

    This fall has been a real pain in the butt because I’m a New York Jets fan. The only week of football I’m actually looking forward to is Week 10 because the Jets have a bye. I get to take a much deserved break from watching the Jets get pummelled by everyone and anyone.

    Because the New York Jets aren’t doing me any favors, I’d like to thank Leanna Decker, that busty, redhead Playboy model for donning a sexy referee uniform and playing with the pigskin. She’s made me realize that football isn’t all about suffering. It’s also about busty redheads named Leanna Decker.



    Other than the New York Jets, the referees are usually the worst part of football. But with Leanna Decker making the calls, I’m totally down with whatever she sees.

    Dear NFL,

    If the referees get locked out again, please get Leanna Decker and other busty redheads to fill in. Everyone would be much happier.

    October 28, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3471

  • Lizzy Caplan Topless in Masters Of Sex


    Masters of Sex

    When I first heard of the new Showtime show Masters of Sex, I thought to myself, “Cool. A show about sex researchers in the late 50s? I should watch this and write reviews for each episode!”

    But who has the time for that? I know I don’t have time to watch and write about this show. I also know that y’all won’t read it. So rather than watching Masters of Sex, I’ll just keep posting pictures of hot babes for you.

    Even though I’ve never seen the show, I’m pretty sure it’s one of the best TV shows on the air right now. What makes me say this? Because Lizzy Caplan is going to be topless in next week’s episode! Here’s a sneak peek:  Continue Reading

    October 28, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3918

  • Julianne Hough Wins Worst Halloween Costume of 2013


    Julianne Hough in her black face costume aka”Worst Halloween Costume 2013″

    Back when I was in university (yes, believe it or not, I do have an actual education. I am very S-M-R-T), I had the misfortune of witnessing the dumbest thing of all time.

    In some media and communications theory class, we were assigned class presentations that had to be formatted like something we’d see in popular media. One young lady had the brilliant idea of doing her presentation like a talk show. Unfortunately, the talk show she chose to model her presentation on was Oprah, Oprah Winfrey’s old show.

    I say it’s unfortunate not because Oprah was a bad show. It’s probably the greatest talk show of all time. What was unfortunate was that she decided to be Oprah Winfrey in her presentation, which meant leaving the room before her presentation and returning in full blackface.

    Naturally, the whole class was mortified. She began her presentation in blackface, but that was quickly put to rest by the professor. I’ll forget that he said, “I’m sorry. You cannot present like this. You fail the assignment. Now get that off your face and don’t come back.”

    Why was the professor so quick to fail what could have been an excellent presentation?


    It is one of the most offensive things you could ever do.

    For those of you that don’t know, wearing blackface was common for performers in the 19th century when they were in shows that were made to ridicule and dehumanize black people.

    So where am I going with this?

    Oh yeah. Actress Julianne Hough had a massive lapse in judgement this weekend when she attended a Halloween party as Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black (pictured above).  Continue Reading

    October 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1345

  • Dillion Harper and Jenna – The Best Brunettes


    Dillion Harper & Jenna

    Remember Jenna from Jenna’s Hot Date?

    Well, she’s back and she brought a friend. It’s none other than the super sexy Dillion Harper!

    Two of my favorite brunettes teaming up for some hot lesbian sex? I can’t decide if this is the best day of my life or if the day my divorce was finalized is the best day of my life. Definitely the day I divorced my wife was the best day of my life, but seeing Dillion Harper and Jenna have lesbian sex is a very close second. Continue Reading

    October 26, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2665