Kiki Vidis is an Australian pornstar who recently filmed the hottest sex video of all time. Strangely enough, there’s no sex in it!
Though Kiki’s videos are always super hot, she went above a beyond this time.
She filmed herself on top of a bunch of cheeseburgers and played with for a kinky food-fetish tease. I love cheeseburgers and I love Kiki Vidis, so naturally this is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. Even though the video quality is a little suspect…
But it really doesn’t matter. Watch Kiki Vidis touching herself to cheeseburgers:
How am I ever going to eat a cheeseburger again without thinking of Kiki Vidis?
Sexual frustration can shorten your lifespan…if you’re a fruit fly.
A new study from the University of Michigan shows that when male fruit fly are denied an opportunity to mate with a female fruit fly emitting pheromones, they undergo a rapid deterioration. They lose their ability to fend off starvation and they are more susceptible to stress, meaning that they live shorter lives.
And when male fruit flies are able to mate, the results are reversed. They end up having longer life spans.
According to Scott D. Pletcher, Ph.D, senior author of the study and professor in the Department of Molecular and Integrative Physiology at the U-M Medical School, “The cutting-edge genetics and neurobiology used in this research suggests to us that for fruit flies at least, it may not be a myth that sexual frustration is a health issue. Expecting sex without any sexual reward was detrimental to their health and cut their lives short.”
Today is Black Friday, the only day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to trample and beat people to death in order to get 50% off on some crap you’ll never use.
Depending on when you’re reading this, you’re either about to get killed by a crowd of angry shoppers or you’re already dead. Hopefully it’s the former because I have the Top 10 Tips To Surviving Black Friday. If you’ve already been killed by the rabid Black Friday shoppers, you have no use for these tips.
Are you ready to find out how you’re going to survive Black Friday? Well here’s the Top 10. Continue Reading
Ryder Skye is a gorgeous half-Japanese pornstar that’s been in the adult industry since 2007 and has appeared in over 150 movies. Recently Ryder took an unexpected sabbatical from porn, but thankfully she’s back!
Let’s all give thanks that Ryder Skye is back and that she made time to sit down with me and talk about her return.
Thanksgiving isn’t even over yet but if you haven’t already finished your Christmas shopping, you’re totally screwed.
Thankfully I’m here to make sure you can salvage your Christmas by getting all the coolest, sexy gifts this holiday season.
This is Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 Part 1 and today we’re talking about the perfect gift for the out of shape masturbator in your life. This year, get the out of shape masturbator the SPANK WEIGHT from PipeDream Products! Continue Reading
Do clothes serve any purpose other than to make you look sexy, which will attract a sexual partner who will rip off your clothes?
Whether you like it or not, how you dress is an important part of getting laid. Other sex blogs don’t care if you get laid, but we do. That’s why this sex blog’s sex tips and sex advice go above and beyond to get you laid. And that’s why we’re going to tell about the sexiest new fashion accessory for 2014.
The hottest thing to wear in 2014 is something called Trophy Scarves. And you’re going to love Trophy Scarves because a Trophy Scarf is a naked (or semi-nude) white woman you wear around your shoulders.
Want to know more? Well, let’s look at these pictures of Trophy Scarves founder Nate Hill wearing his creation: Continue Reading
19 year old redhead babe Ashley had never had sex on camera before this shoot for X-Art. You’re about to witness the debut of a gorgeous, young redhead and it is incredible.
All you need to know is that Ashley is stunning and we hope that this is the first of many, many sex scenes featuring her because she’s complete natural having sex in front of the camera. Let’s see Ashley’s big debut now! Continue Reading
If Miley wins “Person of the Year”, she’ll finally have something in common with Mahatma Gandhi, FDR, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr., and the Apollo 8 Austornauts besides smoking tons of weed.
Of course, it’s not up to the readers. The editors of Time Magazine have final say. Plus it seems that the reader’s poll has been hacked, either to prevent Edward Snowden, the NSA surveillance leaker, from being “Person of the Year” or just to troll people because…well…you know…internet.
Regardless of the hacking, I truly believe that Miley Cyrus should be Time’s “Person of the Year”. Miley should win not only because a woman hasn’t won the award since former President of the Philippines Corazon Aquino won in 1986, but because she fucking killed it this year. You might even say she came into 2013 like a wrecking ball…she never hit so hard in love…all she wanted was to break your walls…
Ok that’s enough of that. Here are the Top 10 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Should Be Time’s “Person of the Year”. Continue Reading
A question I get asked a lot is, “How do I date a pornstar?”
The way I see it, the key to dating a pornstar is to treat them like a normal human woman, not a sexual object, and live in the greater Los Angeles area.
Unfortunately, I can’t help you treat a pornstar like a normal human woman and not a sexual object. That’s up to you.
However, there is something you can do to date a pornstar if you don’t live in the Los Angeles area. Especially if the pornstar you’re hoping to go on a date with is the world’s favorite MILF Lisa Ann.
It’s the one day of the year where I stop saying, “Fuck you” and flip the bird and instead say, “Thank you” and eat some bird.
2013 sure has had its share of ups and downs, but there’s plenty to be thankful for. What do we have to be thankful for? Well let’s just look at the Top 10 Sexy Thing To Be Thankful For! Continue Reading
Allow me to explain my conspiracy theory by using 138 Water’s latest model Jaclyn Swedberg as an example.
If I were to just call Jaclyn Swedberg’s management and say, “Hi. Can I please take pictures of Jaclyn Swedberg?” they’d hang up on me right away. But if I said, “Hi. Can I please take pictures of Jaclyn Swedberg? I want her to be a spokesmodel for this SFW product.”
It’s possible isn’t it?
At least they aren’t hoarding their pictures of Jaclyn Swedberg. Let’s take a look at the former Playmate of the Year posing for 138 Water now!
Again, I’ve never tried 138 Water. I haven’t even seen a bottle of it in real life. But if it’s good enough Jaclyn Swedberg, I too endorse this particular electrolyte-infused water.
Buy it so they can keep shooting with such beautiful models!
Maybe it’s just me, but for me sex is synonymous with regret. If you ever have the misfortune of seeing my naked body, you’ll understand exactly what I mean.
But I’ve always been curious to know what people regret most about their sex lives. Thankfully a new study from the University of Texas and the University of California, Los Angeles has found out what men and women regret most about sex. And the results are going to shock the pants off of you. Continue Reading
People say some dumb shit, particularly on the internet.
No matter what you look at on the internet, someone in the world has felt the need to share their 2 cents. And for whatever reason, whenever people comment on porn videos, it’s usually the most outrageous thing you’ll ever see.
PornHub Comments On Stock Photosis one of my favorite Tumblrs of all time because they collect all the craziest comments on porn videos and put them on stock photos. It really makes you realize how insane the internet is.
Anyways, because everyone’s busy gearing up for Thanksgiving, I thought it would be nice not to share some crazy sex news or hot babes for a change. Instead, we’re going to look at the Top 10 Best Porn Comments on Stock Photos!