January, 2014

  • The 15 Most Beautiful Pornstars Ever


    Of course Sunny Leone is on the list!

    To be a successful porn star, one must be very hot but must they also be beautiful?

    If you ask me, there is a difference between beauty and hotness.

    You know someone is hot because your crotch gets really, really itchy. Whereas you know someone is beautiful because you feel really itchy all over your body. Right? Maybe it’s just me.

    The Guccione Collection has just put forward a little video that showcases the 15 most beautiful pornstars ever. Get ready to feel really itchy all over your body.   Continue Reading

    January 31, 2014 • BABES • Views: 26384

  • Favorite Porn – Tasha Reign in Vegas


    Tasha Reign, baby!

    We sent Tasha Reign to Las Vegas during AVN (the Oscars of porn) so that she could get to know her fans a little bit better.

    In this edition of Tasha Reign’s Wacky Vegas Weekend, Tasha finds out first hand what kind of porn her fans like best.

    For more Tasha, make sure to visit her website TASHAREIGN.COM.

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    And now, let’s watch Tasha Reign in Vegas!

    More Tasha in Vegas coming next week!

    Until then, get your Tasha Reign fix on TashaReign.com.

    January 31, 2014 • BABES, INTERVIEWS, Sex News • Views: 4839

  • How To Have Good Skype Sex


    Skype Sex

    Last December, I recommended all long distance lovers buy the tele-dildonic sex toys EFEELINK. In case you missed it, the EFEELINK is a male masturbator cup and a vibrator that can be connected and controlled via app. What I loved about the EFEELINK is that couples in long distance relationships could have less frustrating sex lives by controlling one another’s sex toys.

    As a thank you for writing the “Sex Toys For Long Distrance Lovers” post, I received a free male masturbator cup and a vibrator. That’s when it all came crashing down.

    First of all, if there really is an app to control the EFEELINK it’s impossible to find and download to your Android phone. So there goes the connectivity and sharing of sexual contact despite being miles away.

    Second of all, the toys are very low-quality. The fly mamacita that tried the vibrator said that it couldn’t hold a charge and when it did the vibrations were so weak she couldn’t get off at all. Meanwhile when I tried to male masturbator cup, I hated it. Maybe it’s just me but I don’t find sticking my dick into some freezing cold silicone to be very much fun. Once you get over the coldness of the EFEELINK and start stroking, it feels fine but it can’t stop queefing!

    Of all the things they tried to do for long distance lovers, the only thing they got right was recreating queefs. Terrible. Just terrible.

    So anyways, I’m sorry for recommending the EFEELINK. It’s a terrible gift for long distance lovers (unless you’re the kind of couple that really gets off on disappointment). I guess the only thing for long distance lovers can do to stay sexually satisfied is have more Skype sex.

    To make up for recommending the EFEELINK, I will now give you some Skype sex tips to make sure that you and your long distance lover are having the best Skype sex possible. Ready? OK!  Continue Reading

    January 31, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 4791

  • Bonnie Rotten Stars In NSFW Music Video


    Bonnie Rotten!

    As a well-known pornography promoter, a question I get asked all the time is, “Do you know Bonnie Rotten?”

    Whenever someone asks me if I know Bonnie Rotten, I always reply, “Oh yeah. I know Bonnie Rotten.”

    Unfortunately, they don’t realize that what I meant to say was, “Yes, I am familiar with Bonnie Rotten’s pictures and movies and I’m big fan of hers.” I do get some sick pleasure from seeing their excited faces swiftly turn to ultimate devastation when I clarify that I don’t actually know Bonnie Rotten and I can’t give you her phone number.

    The point is, Bonnie Rotten is a lot of people’s dream woman. How could she not be? A hot girl, covered in cool tattoos that loves rough sex and the Oakland Raiders? Based on that description of Bonnie Rotten, she deserves to be in the Smithsonian as “American’s Most Desirable Woman Ever.”

    So yeah, I’m a disciple of Bonnie Rotten’s. The girl can do no wrong in my eyes. And that’s especially true after seeing Bonnie Rotten star in Piece By Piece‘s new NSFW music video for “Let’s Fuck”.

    The lead singer sees Bonnie Rotten eating burgers by herself at In-N-Out, which is amazing in itself. Why is the thought of Bonnie Rotten eating In-N-Out burgers making me rock hard? After some burgers, Bonnie Rotten takes the dude back to her place for some of the hottest simulated sex you’ll ever see.

    Just think, if this is how good fake sex with Bonnie Rotten is…the real thing must nuts. It probably makes all other sex irrelevant.

    I suggest putting the song on mute and just watching Bonnie Rotten’s seductive moves, but it’s up to you.

    Piece By Piece – Let’s Fuck (Official Video) from Nick Jett on Vimeo.

    If anyone knows Bonnie Rotten (like actually knows Bonnie and not like how I know her), would you please let her know that I’m down to go get In-N-Out burger with her whenever she wants. I could be in hospital with a stomach tumor, it doesn’t matter. Literally whenever she wants.

    Maybe some simulated sex afterwards too? If not that’s cool. The idea of eating burgers with Bonnie Rotten has filled my tiny penis with so much blood that simulated sex with Bonnie Rotten would probably cause me to die because there would be no more blood in my body, except in the dick.

    January 30, 2014 • BABES • Views: 4057

  • Are These Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos Real?

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    Is the moment we’ve all been waiting for?

    These “leaked nude photos” of Scarlett Johansson have been floating around the internet for a few days now.

    I’m convinced that they’re fake even though people are talking about these nude Scarlett Johansson photos as if they are real. I mean think about it, these photos have to be fake because if Scarlett Johansson had actually posed nude, her naked body would have brought on world peace. Last I heard, everyone still hates each other.

    Regardless, I’m posting these fake Scarlett Johansson nudes because whoever made them did a dang fine job. It’s one of the more convincing Scarlett Johansson nude galleries I’ve ever seen.  Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES • Views: 13639

  • Miss Colorado Teen USA Runner-Up Porn

    Kristy Althaus, Miss Colorado Teen USA Runner-Up

    Kristy Althaus, Miss Colorado Teen USA Runner-Up

    Kristy Althaus is 2014’s Melissa King. Allow me to explain…

    Kristy Althaus was the runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant, which is the same pageant Melissa King won except in Delaware and not Colorado. And just like Melissa King lost her crown, Kristy Althaus has lost her title as 2012’s second hottest teen in Colorado because she filmed a porn video with GirlsDoPorn.com (which is the same site that shot the Melissa King porn).

    The Kristy Althaus video was released on January 24th 2014 and since then she’s been completely erased from any participation from the pageant. She has be removed from the anointment video after Gawker inquired about the porno and she’s also been removed from the website. Just take a look at the before and after of the pageant’s website that Gawker managed to grab:  Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 24877

  • Sex.com + Caro’s Erotic Jewellery: A Valentine’s Day Contest



    Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and normally that would mean it’s time to start thinking of cool, romantic gifts to give your sweetheart.

    This year, however, Sex.com and Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery have you covered.

    We’re giving away two pieces of Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery that will ensure you have an incredible Valentine’s Day.

    Would you like to see what you could win?   Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 1893

  • Katy Perry Fingerbangs Anna Kendrick…

    Grammys cleavage!  Somebody get Katy Perry!

    Grammys cleavage! Somebody get Katy Perry!

    ‘s cleavage.


    But man, after hearing about the interaction between Kary Perry and Anna Kendrick at the Grammys, I certainly wish I could have been Katy Perry’s fingers that night.

    Kendrick described her Katy Perry sex-sperience (new word, deal with it) as a guest on the Conan show.  As you might expect, Conan was fairly interested in getting a detailed account of what exactly occurred.  Here’s the clip!

    Sounds like a pretty interesting night.  I can’t wait until next year’s Grammys where I am predicting that I will be one of Katy Perry or Anna Kendrick’s dates.  I’ll keep you posted on how that works out.

    Now, we never like to condone forced down-the-front-of-dress cleavage fingerbangs, but since these two ladies seem to be on such good, friendly terms, we’ll let it fly this time.

    Kendrick ‘blames’ the fingerbanging on the dress that she was wearing, but doesn’t seem particularly upset – in fact, she stated that she would have been sad if nobody had taken the initiative and stuck their fingers down there.

    So I think we can all agree that this was a wondrous miracle act that benefitted humanity as a whole.

    So here’s my first question, which is extremely important: did anyone get any film or picture of this interaction?

    Second question, which is certainly as important as the first one:  was the act reciprocated?

    January 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 5780

  • Coffee Porn Top 10


    Coffee & Boobs! Nothing better!

    Today I learned that in the Pacific Northwest they have coffee shops with scantily-clad baristas that will flash you if you tip them (but always tip, guys).

    Needless to say that topless coffee shop is the best idea anyone has ever had. Well, the best idea since coffee or being topless. However, some topless baristas go much further than flashing their boobs.

    According to the Wall Street Journal

    An affidavit for a search warrant filed last June with the Superior Court of Washington for Snohomish County describes instances of baristas allegedly asking undercover detectives if they “wanted a show” after a $20 bill was proffered for a $7 cup of coffee—apparently a signal customers had devised to solicit lewd behavior. The “show,” detectives wrote, was a quick exposure of body parts.

    After Federal Bureau of Investigation agents installed surveillance equipment, Everett police say they witnessed explicit acts of prostitution. Detectives wrote they observed one 23-year-old barista leave to meet a motorist in a pickup truck that had just left the kiosk. When the barista exited from the truck, they said, “The driver gave [her] what appeared to be cash.”

    I’m so down, as long as these baristas aren’t being forced to have sex. If they’re doing it on their own will, then that’s cool. I got to move to the Pacific Northwest.

    Now you might be thinking that your naked body and hot coffee aren’t meant to be together. However, I have curated a Coffee Porn Top 10 to show you that sex and coffee go together like milk and sugar (in coffee).

    Take a look!  Continue Reading

    January 29, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 12251

  • Kaity Pearson Is Back To Work!


    Hot Teacher Kaity Pearson

    Earlier this week, we found out that Kaity Pearson, a teacher in Massachusetts, had been suspended after an anonymous jerk revealed that she was moonlighting as a sexy model.

    After Cristy Nicole Deweese and Victoria James were fired from their teaching jobs for nude modelling last year, I would have bet a million dollars that Kaity Pearson was going to get fired.

    I’m glad I didn’t because she’s going back to work!

    “We are confident that she will bring the same level of commitment to her job and her students that she always has,” the statement from the school said.

    Kaity Pearson was just recently voted “Model of the Year” for ModelsMania Magazine. So let’s hope that she can win it again next year.

    I doubt that Kaity Pearson’s return to work will be any kind of precedent to help nude models / teachers that get suspended or fired from their teaching jobs to get their teaching jobs back, but at least one school board got it right.


    January 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3377

  • Bush, James Deen, and Pornstar Personalities – TIP TO NIP


    Bush, James Deen, and Jynx Maze

    This sex blog (or porn blog, depending on who you ask) can be a bit of a boy’s club. While it’s fun, it’s kind of boring. That’s why I spoke with female porn blogger and friend EMJA from HotMoviesForHer.com to get the female perspective on porn for a change. 

    So please enjoy our chat about trends in porn, male pornstars, and how having a personality can make a pornstar. 

    Chico: Lately I’ve been noticing more bush and tan-lines in my HOTMOVIES. I’m somewhat ambivalent to these old trends coming back. As a woman, what do you think is in vogue for male pornstars?

    Emja: First of all, I really hate boosh and lines. Like, hate. Cannot stand. In vogue for male pornstars? I honestly don’t see a trend at all.

    Chico: Woah, woah, woah. What don’t you like about bush and tanlines?

    Emja: Pubic hair is gross and smells bad and have you ever seen that movie Waiting?

    Chico: I’ve never seen it but I know of it because like everyone else in the world, I’m a HUGE Ryan Reynolds fan. It also popularized the game where if someone sees your balls, you get to punch them.

    Emja: Go to 1:21. You’ll understand.

    Chico: Yikes.

    Emja: It’s gross and that’s all I think of every time dani daniels sends out a vine of “daily boosh”. I can’t even look at it. Wanna yak.

    Chico: Do you ever worry that the steroid-monster look will return for male pornstars?  Continue Reading

    January 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 4138

  • Ron Jeremy Wrecking Ball Parody


    Miley and Ron Jeremy: World’s Best Couple?

    Our friends from Slutroulette.com have created something so shocking that it can’t be unseen: RON JEREMY IN A WRECKING BALL PARODY.

    Watch it right now:

    Well that was disgusting. You know how some people think that women age like milk and men age like a fine wine? Is it uncool of me to say that Ron Jeremy has aged like a hairy clump of unrefrigerated ground beef?

    Still, you got to admire that sense of humor. It almost makes me forget about his distended belly.

    Thanks Slutroulette.com!

    January 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1468

  • Obsessed with Aleksa Slusarchi


    Aleksa Slusarchi

    Some of you may already know this babe sometimes named Valeria Alexa, other times known as Aleksa Slusarchi.

    I really don’t like it when a sexy babe has two aliases she uses regularly. It’s hard to stay obsessed with them.

    However, nude model/Ukranian gymnast Aleksa Slusarchi / Valeria Alexa is so damn hot that she doesn’t even need a name. I’m sure after you see Aleksa / Valeria stripping out of some sexy lingerie, we could just refer to her as “that babe” and we’d all know exactly who you’re talking about.  Continue Reading

    January 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 4710

  • Christy Mack’s Blowjob Contest Is Off


    Christy Mack

    Remember last week when Christy Mack announced she’d give someone a blowjob to anyone that could her something cool out of Lego?

    Well, I have some terrible, terrible news…   Continue Reading

    January 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 4745

  • What Gets Jesse Jane Off?


    Jesse Jane

    You’ve probably seen Jesse Jane “orgasm” hundreds of times already in her porn movies but I have bad news for you…in approximately 100% of her porn movies, she’s faking it.

    It’s easy to forget that pornstars are actually acting in their movies because once you see boobs nothing else matters.

    I’m sorry that I had to fuck with your perceptions of orgasms in porn movies. Would showing you what really gets Jesse Jane off make it up to you?

    I certainly hope so because Matt Blum was able to capture what gets Jesse Jane off. Why not watch it?

    Ah the old switcheroo.

    Jesse Jane, we’re the perverts? You’re the one with a full-blown mustard fetish.

    January 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 2176

  • How To Have Sex With Older Women (MILFs)


    Hopefully someday you can use these tips to sleep with a MILF as hot as Kendra Lust.

    MILF is consistently one of the most popular categories on any porn site including Sex.com. This information really shouldn’t come as a surprise to you because everyone loves MILFs and older women!

    I think the reason everyone either secretly or openly has MILF fantasies is because we love the idea of a sexually experienced woman who knows exactly what she wants. It’s a welcome change from fantasizing about nubile teens who don’t really know what their doing and therefore force you to endure some serious mind-games before, during, and after sex.

    Since everyone enjoys watching MILF porn videos and looking at MILF porn pictures, I thought you ought to know how to have sex with older women (aka MILFs) so that you don’t blow your chances of having sex with a MILF if that opportunity ever presents itself to you.

    So pay attention to what I have to say if you ever want to have sex with an older woman (or older women)!  Continue Reading

    January 28, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 10023

  • Ksenija Selivanova Playfully Nude


    Ksenija Selivanova

    These new photos by Jay Mawson for C-Heads Magazine and they are super hot.

    “I simply wanted to capture the pure playfulness between model and photographer that comes along once in a while, where two people’s style and approach completely compliment. Nothing more, nothing less. Where you keep shooting not because you have to but because you want to,” said Jay. Yes, I definitely see the playfulness in these photos.

    Everything about these photos are perfect. My only complaint is that the model getting nude has an impossible name. KSENIJA SELIVANOVA? How the heck am I supposed to internet-stalk her if I can never be sure if I’m spelling her name correctly?

    Normally unusual names like “Ksenija Selivanova” are easier to remember because of their complexity, but this 23-year-old Estonian super babe is so hot that she’s making brain not work good…

    OH MY GOD. Those tan-lines!

    Now repeat this 100 times (or until you’re sure her name is memorized):



    Ksenija Sevlivanova.

    Never forget.

    January 28, 2014 • BABES • Views: 5475

  • What If The Cable Guy In Porn Was From Time Warner


    Cable Guy

    CollegeHumor just released a new short that asks the question…”What if the cable guy in porn was from Time Warner?”

    It’s a nice way of showing how frustrating it is to deal with Time Warner. However, what I find most frustrating about this short isn’t how Time Warner treats people but rather not knowing the name of that hot blonde MILF getting fucked by the Time Warner guy.

    You guys know that you don’t need to cable, right?

    Everything’s on the internet now.

    January 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1856

  • How Do I Dirty Talk? – Chico’s Sex Advice


    Dirty Talk!

    Welcome back to another edition of Chico’s Sex Advice where I use all my expertise as a sexpert to answer any questions my beloved readers may have about sex. Today’s question comes from KC Sunshine. KC writes:

    “Hi Chico. My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty to her during sex. Do you have any advice for someone who hasn’t done much dirty talking in their sexual career?”

    Excellent question, KC!

    My first piece of dirty talk advice is to be confident.

    I know an issue I’ve always had with dirty talk is feeling self-conscious. Maybe you’re the same way. How can anyone not feel like a complete moron when you’re whispering, “I’m going to spread them gams and pour sour cream all over them thighs.” Right?

    So how can you be confident in your dirty talking abilities? Well, I’ll tell you how I became confident. All you need to do is remember that during sex you look incredibly stupid. You’re naked, maybe a little sweaty, all your uncoiffed pubic hair is in plain sight, so what’s the harm in saying stupid things? Once you’re naked and she’s naked, you have nothing to lose.

    You’re probably now thinking, “Well, dirty talk with confidence. I can do that. But what should I say?” Well, KC, I’m sorry but I can’t help you. It’s up to you to figure out how to dirty talk your girlfriend.

    If you want, I could take an evening off and spend it dirty talking your girlfriend and I’ll let you know what she likes.

    If not, all you can do is try things. The nice thing about dirty talk is that there’s a pretty reliable formula you can follow until you’re comfortable freestyling it.

    #1. Say what you want to do to them.

    Want to tie your partner up? Want to spank them? Want to spread their legs and pour sour cream all over them gams? JUST TELL THEM. It’ll be super hot.

    #2. Do what you’re going to say.

    Following through on your dirty talk promises in step 1.

    #3. Say what you just did.

    This prolongs the entire experience and may invite more sex from your partner.

    Does that make sense?

    Ultimately, all you can really do is say anything with confidence and see how your partner reacts to it. Maybe she wants to be degraded with your dirty talk? Maybe she wants to feel like your sexual master? Maybe she doesn’t care if you say anything at all and she just want you to try dirty talk because she wants more noise during sex?

    Sound is an important part of sex because it just adds more sensory stimulation. So whether you’re dirty talking or just more moaning, you’ll figure it out.

    Good luck, KC!

    I love answering your sex questions! If you have a sex question for me:

    Send an email to chicodustyblog@gmail.com


    Use the contact submission form.

    PS. KC, you can learn a lot about dirty talk from Tori Black:

    January 28, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2074

  • Sexy Teacher Suspended Over Nude Photos


    Kaity Pearson

    Kaitlin Pearson,  a 23-year-old special education teacher at South Street Elementary School in Fitchburg, Mass. has been suspended from her job after an anonymous person sent an email to her principal and local news containing semi-nude pictures she had posed for.

    The email was sent with this one sentence note, “Can you believe that this girl was hired to work with special education chil*ren in the Fitchburg schools?!!”

    Well yeah, I can believe that this girl was hired to teach special education. I’ve never met her or seen her resume but she might be a great teacher. The fact that she’s using her God-given good looks to make extra money modelling does not make her a bad teacher.

    Despite the fact that her semi-nude modelling career has absolutely no effect on her ability as a teacher, the school district has opened an investigation on how it might interfere with her teaching ability.

    If history has taught us anything it’s that sexy teachers who do some sexy modelling on the side will get fired.

    But hey! If the sexy, young Kaity Pearson does get fired from her teaching job, something tells me she’ll do just fine as a model…   Continue Reading

    January 27, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 13186