March, 2014
Archive

  • The Bar Refaeli Commercial Too Hot For Israeli TV

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    Bar Refaeli

    I’ll admit that if it were my job to decide which commercials were allowed to air on TV, I would be forced to ban any Bar Refaeli commercial because she’s just too hot to be seen on a regular basis.

    Fap material shouldn’t be rampant on TV simply because that’s what the internet is for.

    Anyways, the Israeli government has banned Bar Refaeli’s new commercial that’s for some kind of clothing/puppet store because it contains “too many sexual insinuations.” Truthfully, I have no idea what the commercial is for but it features not one, not two, but three Bar Refaeli’s being sexy with some sick-looking, muppet knock-off. Including some simulated sex.

    Honestly, seeing the puppet would normally totally ruin this commercial for me. But three Bar Refaeli’s can do wonderful things. Watch it now:

     

    March 31, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 4062

  • Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez Tropical Topless Makeout

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    Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez spotted!

    There’s been a lot of speculation as to whether or not Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez are dating ever since they were spotted making out at a Knicks game back in January.

    Even though their reps denied that these two babes were romantically involved, I was convinced some funny business was going down ever since their sexy limo ride. But now, TMZ has come across some incontrovertible evidence that Cara and Michelle are more than just good friends.

    Some vigilante perv spotted Cara and Michelle in Cacun last week and caught Cara Delevingne bathing topless and making out with Michelle Rodriguez on video, so let’s watch that right now:

    Sadly, I could not find the raw footage, just this crap TMZ edit with two morons talking over it. Sorry.

    So it’s safe to say that Cara and Michelle are dating, or at least having sex, because making out topless in water that clear isn’t what friends do. Or at least that’s what my female friends keep telling me. I don’t see why topless makeouts are reserved for girls that are dating each other. Seems to me if you love your friend, you should take a romantic vacation to Cacun and makeout with them topless. How else can you show them your love?

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    March 31, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 4086

  • The Best Sex Links!

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    The Best Sex!

    Is there any better way to start the week than with the best sex links? Why not start your week by getting caught up on the hot pictures and videos our sexy friends have been sharing? TGI-Monday because these are the best sex links!

    Top 5 Bonnie Rotten Videos – Peeperz

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    Reese Witherspoon Camel Toe – The Nip Slip

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    Cara Delevingne Topless on Vacation with Michelle Rodriguez – TaxiDriverMovie

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    Adriana Lima Topless Pictures – Drunken Stepfather

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    A Good Time with Bryci – BoobieBlog

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    Nina Agdal’s Danish Treats – Fleshbot

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    Freaky Secret – Morazzia

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    Tessa Fowler Gets Dirty Before She Gets Glean – Sexy and Funny

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    Babe of the Day Holly Peers – iSexy

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    Lissy Cunningham’s Blonde and Topless Ambition – SINN & SKINN

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    Rae Manchester Manners – Pretty Hot and Sexy

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    Behind the Scenes with Jessi Marie – ICanLickIt

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    Spank Bank: Dana Harem – GorillaMask

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    Amy Lee – The Feeding Tube

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    Sassy Babe Christine Carter – TopBabesBlog

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    Nicki Minaj Ass Gallery – YesBitch

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    Elizabeth Marxs – ExGirlfriend Market

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    Jillian Takes a Bath – BootySource

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    Niki Young in Purple Lingerie – LetThereBePorn

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    March 31, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 8313

  • EA’s Girl of the Month: Casey Calvert

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    Casey Calvert

    Guys, you’re not supposed to know who Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month is until Tuesday when it’s April 1st, but something occurred to me…April 1st is April Fool’s Day, a day where prankster run a muck preying on the naive.

    If I were to tell you that Casey Calvert is Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month on April 1st, you guys might get confused and think that it’s some weird prank I’m pulling on you.

    So to minimize confuse and suspicion, I thought the best thing to do would be to tell you straight up that Casey Calvert is Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month April 2014. Way to go, Casey!   Continue Reading

    March 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 6297

  • Zero Gravity Day Is Not A Thing. 31 GIFs That Will Make Thankful For Gravity.

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    “I’M BOUNCING” – Outkast

    There’s a story floating around the internet that on April 4th, 2014, it will be “Zero Gravity Day”. The story goes that due to a planetary alignment, everyone will be able to float in the air for five minutes because there’s zero gravity.

    That is simply the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Sorry to anyone who was genuinely excited to float in the air for five minutes, but it’s physically impossible for Earth’s gravity to take a five minute break. And on top of that, there will be no special planetary alignment on April 4th. See for yourself.

    What’s discouraging is the number of people that believed April 4th was going to be “Zero G Day” (especially when you remember that this hoax was already done in January of this year!)

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Please get yourself down to the Adult Education Annex in your town and register for Remedial Science 1A.

    Hey I’m really sorry to rain on your Zero-G-Day parade, but gravity is actually pretty cool.

    To help you understand the importance of gravity, here are 31 GIFs that will make you thankful for gravity’s existence:  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 21810

  • Obsessed with Cora Keegan

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    Cora Keegan

    Have you guys heard of Cora Keegan yet?

    If not I’m sorry for not posting about her sooner because this babe is out of this world hot.

    This 21 year-old tall, slim babe hails from Las Vegas, Nevada. Now, I’ve yet to meet Cora Keegan but I really hope that she’s very Las Vegas. What I mean by that is I hope she’s as glamorous as she appears in her fashion photography, but dirty deep down. Like Las Vegas! Except Vegas was only glamorous in like the early 60’s. Now it’s just plain dirty.

    Not a whole lot to say about Cora Keegan except that she’s your dream woman and once you see all these pictures, you’re going to be totally obsessed with her.

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    March 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 9682

  • Only Sex Can Save Denmark

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    Sex can save Denmark!

    All things considered, Denmark is doing a lot of things right and I’m not just talking about unleashing the super sexy Nina Agdal on to the world.

    Last year, the UN deemed that Denmark was the happiest country in the world because of its commitment to maternity leave, gender equality, biking, drinking, and love of cigarettes. Denmark’s economy is pumping out $211 billion annually, which is impressive because the population is only 5.6 million people.

    So everything is good in Denmark, right? Wrong.

    Denmark has a serious sex problem…which immediately negates its “happiest country in the world” title in my mind.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2614

  • This New Vibrator Claims It Can Make You Smarter

    According to a new sex survey by luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO, left-handed people are not only more creative than their right-handed counterparts, but they are also 71% more sastified sexually. That’s great news for the lefties of the world, but it’s also totally unfair because 90% of the world’s population is right-handed.

    I wish it was still socially acceptable for nuns to smack lefties with a ruler, forcing them to use their right hand. Maybe then the lefties of the world would understand the endless pain and suffering that is living right-handed.

    However, disciplinary nuns are hard to find nowadays so LELO has come up with another solution. They’ve released a new vibrator exclusively for the right-handed called THE DEXTRÜS and they claim it will make users smarter.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • Toys • Views: 2066

  • Elle Alexandra Talks About The Twistys Boycott

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    Elle Alexandra

    It’s been almost two weeks since Emily Addison, Vanessa Veracruz, Bree Daniels, Sabrina Marie and Elle Alexandra launched their Twistys Boycott in response to the Treat of the Year controversy.

    Curious for an update on the boycott, I spoke with the always lovely Elle Alexandra to see what’s happening. So enjoy my all too brief interview with Elle Alexandra!

    Chico: Hello?

    Elle AlexandraHi! Hang on, I’m sitting outside and there are random chunks of ice flying in my face! Ok. Alright. Hi.

    C: So this Twistys boycott is about more than just them rigging the contest, right?

    It is about more than that. It’s the straw that broke the camel’s back. There has been a long history of changes since the MindGeek/Manwin takeover of these companies. There are have been a lot of things people have been unhappy with, as far as changing the amount of photos and adding the amount of B/G content. Especially since Twistys as brand has always been about G/G and solo.

    As for the Twistys Treat of the Year contest, members vote. Models campaign. Nicole Aniston won and Vanessa Veracruz was runner-up. To take those votes and replace them with a girl that’s more “marketable” than Vanessa, that’s when we had had enough.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • INTERVIEWS, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 11773

  • Art Porn Series Makes Suggestiveness Sexy

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    Turns out, art is cool!

    With all the adult imagery on this blog, I thought it would be nice to change the pace up a little bit. Rather than curate a series or gallery of sexy women doing sexy things, I thought I’d share with you “Obscene Interiors“, a pseudo-pornographic series by South African artist Von Brandis.

    Von Brandis took from vintage porno scenes found on the internet and stripped them of all the naughty bits. All that’s left are white silhouettes where the sex should be.

    To me, this series proves that you don’t need close-ups of butts or a big veiny monster smacking girls around. Sometimes being suggestive is just as sexy as being explicit. And by sometimes I mean just once and while. White silhouettes of sex will not replace the sex that you would normally be seeing right now.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1452