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Artists rendering of typical American 69 sex position

A Florida woman was arrested last week after beating her boyfriend for unsatisfying oral sex.

Jeannie Scott, 50, was 69ing with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jilberto Deleon, 32, at his home on December 27th. Sounds like a perfectly pleasant way to spend an evening. Sure, they’re old and from Florida but 69ing is fun!

But it turned bad when Deleon finished first and stop pleasuring his lady. As all the ladies reading this blog may expect, she got angry, they started arguing, then started punching and scratching him.

Ms Scott also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to beat him with a wrench.

Deputies noted that Scott had heard Deleon having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.

Unfortunately, there has been no mention of where Deleon finished, which is most certainly a perverted detail but it could also be an important clue in understanding why she went coo-coo bananas. It’s like my wife always says, “I’m 50 goddamn years old, don’t cum in my mouth. If you even get a drop near my lips, I’m gonna castrate you. Now make me another drink!” She’s a real sweetheart.

While we speculate where Deleon cum could have landed, let this be a lesson to all you men out there, make sure your lady finishes because if she doesn’t on a regular basis, she has every right to beat the shit out of you.

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