$7,500 vintage porn collection stolen!

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Sad news from Muskegon, Michigan this morning. A man named Earlie Johnson spent years and thousands of dollars assembling the best collection of vintage African-American porn only to have it stolen this past Tuesday.

Johnson’s fiance Angela Morton was the first person to realize that the vintage porn collection was missing. “I went in the bedroom and I told him ‘oh you really getting ready to be mad.’ He said why? I said ‘all your porn is gone,’” Morton WZZM 13.

(By the way, how cool is it that she not only knows about the porn collection but also understands how meaningful it is. She’s a keeper, Earlie!)

Along with the vintage porn collection, three flat screen TVs were stolen. Losing a TV is a terrible but you have to understand that Johnson’s vintage porn collection wasn’t a collection like mine or yours. Johnson had rare performance from black adult stars, from the 70s to present day. The bulk of his vintage porn collection contained footage that never even made it on the internet! Imagine that. Everything’s on the internet nowadays.

Because the collection was so expansive and included so many rarities it was valued at $7,500.

Personally, I’m upset that the collection is going to sold or pawned for the best price. Wouldn’t it be interesting to see a progression on how African-Americans were sexualized in our culture? I also just feel sorry Johnson because aside from being a cultural relic, he also had practical uses for it. “I’m not no scum bag guy, pervert, or nothing like that– I just thought it was cool to own my own porn collection,” said Johnson. “It keeps my relationship fresh and tight, and I learn stuff that I can use on her.”

Johnson’s not going to let this incident get him down. He plans on rebuilding the collection.

Police have no suspects.

If only Johnson had known about Sex.com…This whole thing could have been avoided if he had just uploaded his collection to the Vintage section. The pin and board interface is supposed to appeal to a collector’s sensibilities. Oh well, live and learn.

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