Looking at sexy pictures eight hours a day can mess with your head. All day long you’re seeing beautiful babes with big tits and big asses, which ultimately breeds thoughts like: “I would do terrible, terrible things to have sex with her.”
But sex is not the end all and be all. Sometimes when you’re taking in eight hours worth of pictures and GIFs on Sex.com, you get to see more than nudity. Sometimes, you get a glimpse into a hot babe’s personality, which ultimately makes them more attractive because you end up fantasizing about something more than sex. Intimacy. Friendship even.
Maybe it’s just me, but I find that more often than not, forming a friendship with a hot babe is more fulfilling than selling your soul for a one-night stand. Ideally, you would become best friends with a hot babe and receive sexual benefits from that friendship. Isn’t that something worth fantasizing about?
Today, I’d like to illustrate this new level of sexual fantasy with the busty and beautiful British glamor girl Rosie Jones.
Though Rosie Jones and her natural 30F-cup breasts are primarily known for being depicted in stunning nude photo sets, I’ve recently come to the realization that Rosie Jones isn’t just someone that can turn on my carnal desire. Rosie Jones is someone I’d truly love to be best friends with in a perfect world.
Why do I want to be best friends with Rosie Jones? Well, here are the Top 9 Reasons Why I Want To Be BFFs With Rosie Jones:
9. Rosie Jones keeps her fridge full of drinks.
Keeping a fridge stocked with refreshment is the mark of a good hostess.
8. Rosie Jones goes all out for birthdays.
Don’t you just love having a friend that not only doesn’t forget your birthday but also showers you with gifts?
7. Rosie Jones has a sweet-tooth.
Why wouldn’t you want a friend that will drop whatever they’re doing to get milkshakes?
6. Rosie Jones likes to stay active.
Whether it’s swimming, skiing, playing tennis, cycling, rollerskating or skateboarding, Rosie Jones is always down to get out there and get active!
5. Rosie Jones is a woman of the world.
Though Rosie Jones is a Brit, she’s cool with representing the USA making her a citizen of the world.
4. Rosie Jones is well-read.
Would you rather discuss Virginia Woolf’s feminist and lesbian themes or Norman Mailer’s latest claptrap about his waning libido with Rosie Jones?
3. Rosie Jones has a goofy sense of humor.
If you watched the video above, I don’t need to explain why I want to be her friend.
2. Rosie Jones knows how to party.
Guaranteed fun when Rosie Jones is around!
1. Rosie Jones has tons of hot friends!
Hot babes like Rosie Jones tend to have super hot friends. So if you were to get on her good-side, there’s a pretty good chance that Rosie Jones would want to hook you up with one of her hot friends and totally vouch for you!
Don’t you see why I want to be BFFs with Rosie Jones?