Are These Ads For E-Cigs or Blowjobs?

E cigarette coverjpg Are These Ads For E Cigs or Blowjobs?

E-cigarette

Obviously e-cigarettes are very stupid. If you’re going to smoke, just smoke regular cigarettes because at least everyone knows how regular smoking can harm you. The ways e-cigarettes are killing you are still a complete mystery. That’s why I recommend just stick to what you know.

But have you seen these new ads for VIP E-Cigarettes? The ones where either a man or a woman says to the camera, “I want you to put your hands all over it. I’m going to watch you do it. Then I want you to put it in your mouth, wrap your lips around it and suck. It’s going to taste so good.”?

If not, watch them right now: 

The man:

The woman:

So it’s pretty obvious that they’re talking about blowjobs right?

The craziest part is the company’s response to the criticism they’ve received for the ads:

One thing that should be clear about these adverts is that we’ve worked hard to ensure they don’t glamorise smoking in any way – it’s something we’ve made clear with all our forms of advertising. Although the product may create a similar sensation for smokers, it’s a harm reducing alternative to tobacco cigarettes that offers smoking a choice. We’re not trying making nicotine ‘sexy’ or ‘attractive’ – we’re drawing attention to a healthier alternative.

Right…

Call me old fashioned but I think it’s sexy and attractive whenever a man or woman looks directly at me and says, “I want you to put it in your mouth, wrap your lips around it and suck.” Doesn’t matter what they’re talking about, that’s some sexy stuff. And since they’re referring to e-cigs, well then e-cigs are sexy by proxy. Pretty simple logic.

Does anyone have an e-cig I can bum?

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Published on: December 4, 2013

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