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Another Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

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World’s best holiday

Every March 14th, men and women come together to celebrate the world’s greatest holiday: Steak and Blowjob Day.

The idea is that men “work” “very” “hard” to “satisfy” their “lover” on Valentine’s Day, so a month later women get a chance to repay their efforts with a steak and a blowjob. I’ve heard worse excuses to eat red meat and get head, so I’m 100% on board with Steak and Blowjob Day.

Last Steak and Blowjob Day, we showed you how to make the perfect steak and give a great blowjob. So this year here are the steps to convincing your significant other that Steak and Blowjob Day is a real thing: 

1. Show her the official Steak and Blowjob Day website: www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com. If it has its own website it must be a real thing.

2. Remind her what you did for her on Valentine’s Day. NOTE: Only remind her what you did for her on Valentine’s Day if it was something super romantic and awesome. Otherwise you’ll remind her of disappointment and she’ll probably bite your dick off and feed it to you.

3. Tell her that though March 14th is known as Steak and Blowjob Day, it’s customary for men to return the favor with cunnilingus and meal of lady’s choice.

4.Tell her that you’re feeling anemic and need lots of protein. On top that, you’re feeling depressed and, as we all know, the easiest cure for depression is a blowjob.

5. Max B will be freed if everyone celebrates Steak and Blowjob Day.

6. Red meat makes your cum taste salty. Maybe she prefers salty cum over sweet cum? I don’t know but it could get you a steak and blowjob so it’s worth a try.

7. Steak and Blowjob Day is also your birthday. Yes, you’ve always said that your birthday was in October but that was a lie because you didn’t want to put any pressure on her but that’s changed.

8. You can either celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day on the 14th or you could celebrate Anal Sex and Fried Chicken Day on the 15th. The choice is hers.

If none of these help you get a steak and a blowjob, there’s always next year!

Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everyone!

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Comments

  • August MacGregor

    Great post for celebrating this wonderful holiday! I would imagine #3 would be the most convincing, since they’d come out on top (so to speak), with having Valentine’s Day more about them — and then April 14 all about them.

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  • http://www.sex.com/news/about/ Chico Dusty

    Woah woah woah. April 14th? What’s that holiday?

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  • Eroscott

    No. 8 had me laughing. That’s good,Chico. But let’s hope she doesn’t own a strap-on and agree that anal sex and fried chicken on the 15th would be just fine… giving you a wicked smile.

  • http://www.sex.com/news/about/ Chico Dusty

    If that’s the case, hang on to that one because she’s clever. And a kink. WIN-WIN.

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    Best. Holiday. Ever.

  • http://augustmacgregor.wordpress.com August MacGregor

    April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day! Might want to include some chocolate in that cake and/or frosting. ;)