Remember when Lululemon had to recall a bunch a bunch of yoga pants for being too see-through?
Well since then, things haven’t been going great. The company has lost money, they’ve tried to find a new CEO, and now they’re doing what every company does before they go totally bankrupt: blame their customers.
In an interview with Bloomberg TV, Lululemon founder Chip Wilson said, “There has always been pilling. The thing is that women will wear a seatbelt that don’t work or they’ll wear a purse that doesn’t work or, quite frankly, some women’s bodies don’t work for it.”
Some women’s bodies don’t work for it? How freaking stupid are you, Chip?
The poor guy tried to save himself by saying, “I don’t think that, because even our small sizes would fit an extra large. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, and how much they use it….”
But still, what was said before cannot be taken back. Chip Wilson, founder of Lululemon, thinks that there’s nothing wrong with his yoga pants. The problem with his pants is the women wearing them.
Well, Chip. I disagree. I think your pants are fucking stupid unless they are being worn by a woman (or perhaps a man with incredible muscle tone).
To prove that women aren’t the problem with yoga pants, here now is a collection of the best asses in yoga pants:
Obviously women’s asses look great in yoga pants.
But here’s some food for thought…Is it the yoga pants that make the ass look good or the ass that make yoga pants look good?
I’m of the belief that it’s the ass that makes the yoga pants look good because asses also look great in shorts, jeans, pants, panties, skirts, dresses, bathrobes, sweatpants, cut-offs, tear-away pants, cargo pants, cargo shorts, and so much more!
So in conclusion, please shut up, Chip Wilson. Your yoga pants are hot right now but if women’s asses will be ready to slip into something new if you keep up this behavior.