One question I always get asked is, “How do I talk to girls?” I’ve already answered this question once for Chico’s Sex Advice but I have some additional advice for you and how to talk to girls.
What the heck does that mean?
1. Never complain.
Being negative can be a nice vicarious release for you, but it’s not very attractive. No one wants to hear about your stupid boss, your broken fridge, your sick dog, etc, because it’s boring and puts a real stink in the air. Staying positive will help you attract women because they will want to be a part of your positive life.
2. Never speak quickly or loudly.
Speaking quickly or loudly can convey two things to men and women you’d like to sleep with: you’re insecure or you’re attention-whore. Nobody wants that. Speaking slow and low, especially in a crowded area, will show that you are a confident, relaxed person that everyone would be lucky to have sex with. Also, speaking slow and low will make the babe you’re talking to lean in to hear you better. Leaning in will make everyone around you feel that person wants you. If the group thinks this person wants you, then they will also want you. And if this person thinks they want you, then he or she will want you even more. Desire is contagious.
3. Never misuse the word “like.”
Misue of the word “like” makes you sound like a dumb idiot. “Like you know, I’m just like so into right now.” No one wants to sleep with someone that talks like that.
Dr. Alex Schiller guarantees that changing the way you speak with these three easy tips will get you laid. I’m not 100% convinced that it will work, but it might because it’s basically like aural pea-cocking. But anything that might help you get laid, I’m going to tell you about.