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Aubrey Plaza’s Sexy To Do List

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Face it. Aubrey Plaza is a total babe.

Let’s face it, Aubrey Plaza is sexy.

Though some of you (including Aubrey Plaza herself) may think her dry, sarcastic demeanour makes her an evil hag and not a sexy babe.

Personally, I think it’s super sexy. Maybe evil hag is just my type. For example, I always had a huge crush on Daria Morgendorffer. Isn’t it sexy when a babe doesn’t put up with any bullshit?

The last twelve or so years have been difficult for me because there simply hasn’t been an evil, dry, sarcastic babe for me to crush on. Thankfully, Aubrey Plaza came and filled that void.

And then a few days ago, world’s started to collide when College Humor released their Aubrey Plaza live action Daria trailer. I thought I was the only one in the world that saw the similarities between the two. The Daria Morgendorffer comparison only solidified Aubrey Plaza’s sexiness in my mind.

And then I saw Aubrey Plaza’s sexy GQ pictures…

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Wow, right?

Aubrey Plaza is certifiably sexy. But she’s been around for a few years now…why is she only getting sexy recognition now?

Well, I think I know why…

Aubrey Plaza’s sudden rise to sexiness is probably due to the fact that she’s got a new movie coming out all about a summer of teenage sexual discovery before heading off to college. It’s called The To Do List and if you think Aubrey Plaza is funny and sexy like me, you’re going to want to see this movie.

You see, people will see Aubrey Plaza’s sexy GQ pictures or be reminded of their Daria Morgendorffer crushes and think, “Wow. That Aubrey Plaza sure is sexy.” And then when they google search Aubrey Plaza, they’ll see she’s in a movie all about sex. Then they’ll go see the movie because everyone wants to Aubrey Plaza doing sexy things.

Pretty clever marketing. Of course, this is just my theory. I’m just happy that Aubrey Plaza is getting the recognition she deserves.

I haven’t seen The To Do List yet but I guarantee it’s going to be good.

Let me ask you something, has Bill Hader ever been bad in anything? No. He hasn’t.

Aside from the Bill Hader quality guarantee, who doesn’t want to see Aubrey Plaza experiment with handjobs, blowjobs, rimjobs, and other sexual acts?

I know I want to see it. And you should too!

Congratulations Aubrey Plaza on your new movie, you’re the Babe of the Day.

Very excited for the new season of Parcs and Rec also.

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