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Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.

Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Sex.com Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.

So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?

EASTERN CONFERENCE.

 

The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).

Indiana Pacers babe:

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Atlanta Hawks babe:

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In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.

In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.

 

The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).

Miami Heat babe:

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Charlotte Bobcats babe:

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The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.

As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.

 

The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).

Toronto Raptors babe:

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Washington Wizards babe:

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Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.

And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.

The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)

Chicago Bulls babe:

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Brooklyn Nets babe:

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Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.

Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…

Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.

WESTERN CONFERENCE.

 

The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).

San Antonio Spurs babe:

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Memphis Grizzlies babe:

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Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.

Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.

 

The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).

Oklahoma City Thunder babe:

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Dallas Mavericks babe:

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Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.

Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.

 

The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).

L.A. Clippers babe:

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Golden State Warriors babe:

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Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.

And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.

 

 

The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).

Houston Rockets babe:

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Portland Trailblazers babe:

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Hey, I’m sorry I keep going back to Leanna Decker, but I doubt you’re mad because Leanna Decker is truly one of the hottest babe ever. That’s why she trumps that “Superman” Dwight Howard fan.

That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.

 

Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!

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Comments

  • Jordan

    Who do you have meeting in the finals? The West is tough, but the east seems like a gimmie. Awesome analysis with the faptastic babes. The Clips aren’t my fav team, but Alysha Nett takes this playoffs hands down to me.

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ chicodusto

    It’s hard not to pick Alysha Nett.

    Honestly, I don’t see any team in the East beating Miami. It kills me to say it but it’s true. In a perfect world, I’d like to see the Raptors or the Bulls advance to the Finals but they’d have to beat Miami 4 times, which doesn’t seem possible.

    Last year’s Finals were awesome. A Spurs-Heat rematch would be dope, but somewhat boring. I just have so much love for Greg Popovich, Tim Duncan, and my all-time fav Manu Ginobli.

    Fuck dude. I don’t know…I’ll just do this.

    What I’m hoping for: Golden State-Bulls (especially if Derrick Rose makes a surprise return)

    What’s going to happen: Clippers-Heat.

    Who you got?

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ chicodusto

    Anyone who cheats on Gabrielle Union doesn’t deserve 4 NBA Championships. Or any for that matter.