What’s the point of keeping in touch with friends, classmates, and coworkers on Facebook? It’s simple. Being someone’s Facebook friend is an easy way to organize hookups.
Why else would you add someone you haven’t spoken to in years? It’s because you went through their photos (aka lurked their photos) and saw that they got very hot since you saw them last.
Don’t front, we all do it.
In fact all social media sites are made for people to hopefully hook up. But when it comes to hooking up nothing beats Facebook.
Allow A$AP Rocky to explain:
I’d like to see anyone try to explain the difference between Facebook bitches and Twitter bitches better than A$AP.
However the social media hook up has never been easy. Hooking up over Facebook has always been a delicate process that involves clogged feeds and people calling you a goddamn pervert. Luckily there’s a new app called BangWithFriends that makes it easier to bang your Facebook friends.
The app gives you a selection of your friends and all you have to do is choose which ones you are “down to bang”. It’s completely confidential until someone you’re down to bang is also down to bang you. Once there’s a match, BangWithFriends will send you both an email and then it’s up to you two to find a time and a place and get down. No fuss, no muss.
Since BangWithFriends was only released a week ago and was made “…in two hours… with a lot of Red Bull and vodka”, there are still some kinks that need to be worked out. For example, once you say you’re down to bang someone, it can’t be undone. This can lead to some uncomfortable situation if you’re matched with someone who you’re not down to bang (or vice versa). God forbid you “accidentally” say you’re down to bang a family member. Not cool, bro.
There’s also a lack of filtering or diversifying your selection. When I tried it, 90% of the Facebook friends that I could choose from were male. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but it’s discouraging to have to choose from a bunch of pervy men when you’re trying to hook up with some fly honeys.
As far as I could tell, these are the only two problems with BangWithFriends. And they will surely be fixed in time. Remember, it’s only been out for a week and it already has 20,000 users.
Before you prudes try to criticize the app, the creators told The Daily Beast, “It’s less about one-night stands and more about getting people to be more blunt with the way they’re approaching each other…We believe relationships really evolve after you have sex with one another.”
So if you’re tired getting nowhere in your Facebook hookups with pokes and messages, why not install BangWithFriends? Who knows which friends you could be banging. Just remember that when you’re installing it that the privacy is set to “Only Me”.
And if you don’t have Facebook, get with the fucking times. It’s 2013. After all, Facebook bitches > Twitter bitches.