Beth Behrs Half Nude in Esquire

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Beth Behrs

For those of you who don’t know, Beth Behrs is an American actress on a show called 2 Broke Girls.

For some reason, 2 Broke Girls is always recommended to me. Maybe people think I’ll like because it’s 30 minutes of non-stope lazy and obvious sexual innuendoes.

I’ll admit it, I’ve watched the show a couple of times. All I remember is Beth Behrs and Kat Denning’s shrill voices firing back and forth between laugh-tracks and a splitting headache. I woke up several hours later with dry blood all over my nostrils and mouth. Doctors said that I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage and that I was lucky to be alive.

So I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls anymore. But maybe you do!

And maybe while watching 2 Broke Girls you thought to yourself, “I wish I could see the blonde one (Beth Behrs) sort of nude.” Well you’re in luck because Beth Behrs just did a photo shoot with Esquire and she was kind of nude for it. 

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GODDAMN IT BETH BEHRS.

This was your chance!

How did your sexy Esquire photo shoot turn out so bland and boring? It’s not even sexy.

Did I not mention that by “half nude” I meant that her arms and legs were totally nude? I didn’t? I’m sorry, I should have been clearer.

I feel as bored as Conan O’Brien in this interview with Beth Behrs and Kat Dennings, except without the Kat Denning’s boob touch to redeem the whole thing:

I utterly hate Beth Behrs.

She is officially black-listed from the Sex.com Blog.

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Published on: January 7, 2014

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