Yesterday RadarOnline published an audio recording of actor Tom Sizemore boasting about a magical evening in 1998 where former President of the United States Bill Clinton flew super babe Elizabeth Hurley to Washington D.C. to have sex with her. Radar reports:
Clinton said, “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President!” Sizemore recalls. “‘I don’t have any time for this ****. I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.” […] “While we’re at the reception, I see her,” Sizemore reveals, but then she disappeared through a door, trailed by a Secret Service agent.
As she disappeared into a room with the President, Sizemore charges, “Bill turns to me and he goes, ‘I owe you one.’” As to what happened after that, Sizemore declares on the tape: “What do you think? She was there for four days. He f***ed her that night.”
Sadly, Elizabeth Hurley was quick to dismiss the story with this tweet:
Tom Sizemore also denies the story. He claims that the audio recording was made while he was struggling with a drug problem and fabricated the whole thing.
Now obviously when a former President of the United States gets embroiled in a sex scandal, especially one that nearly lost his job for getting a blowjob from an intern, it’s entirely possible that some elaborate government cover-up is afoot.
The reason I choose to believe Tom Sizemore’s drug-fuelled story about Bill Clinton having sex with Elizabeth Hurley is because it finally puts Clinton on the same level of President as Kennedy. Both charming and handsome men, but until now Clinton only abused his charm and power to hook-up with one intern. Meanwhile, Kennedy was railing all kinds of movie stars and White House staffers until 1963. Who knows what other babes he could have bedded if he hadn’t been assassinated.
Maybe it’s just because I’m going through a period of serious 90’s nostalgia, but if I were President of the United States, I would use all the powers of the executive branch to get Elizabeth Hurley to sleep with me. That’s why I’m so happy that Bill Clinton may or may not have done it.
To remind you that Elizabeth Hurley is worth abusing the power bestowed onto you by the American people, here are some hot pics of Elizabeth Hurley:
Damn. Of course you would have to try and use your powers as President to hit that.
If they did have sex…I wonder if this was Bill’s reaction afterwards
I know that would be my reaction.
QUESTION: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WHO WOULD YOU ABUSE YOUR POWERS TO HAVE SEX WITH?