Brett Rossi and Charlie Sheen are Engaged!

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Soon to be Mrs. Charlie Sheen

Terrible news everyone. Brett Rossi and Charlie Sheen are engaged. And it’s for real this time.

Charlie Sheen proposed to Brett Rossi on Saturday morning while they were flying on a private jet to Hawaii for a romantic getaway. TMZ has the photographic evidence of the happy couple’s engagement. Let’s have a look. 

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Well that’s a damn shame.

That ring is essentially the final nail in the coffin that is Brett Rossi’s career as an adult star, which sucks but I’m more focused on the all of Brett Rossi’s other suitors.

She could have married anyone in the world, yet for some reason she decided to marry a washed-up movie star (aka a TV star).

So to mourn Brett Rossi’s passing into married life, here are the Top 10 People I would have liked to see Brett Rossi marry instead of Charlie Sheen.

10. Celeste Star

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9. Destiny Dixon

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8. Niki Young

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7. Samantha Saint

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6. Dani Daniels

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5. Nicole Aniston

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4. Taylor Vixen

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3. Malena Morgan

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2. Emily Addison

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1. NO ONE! STAY SINGLE.

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But things don’t really work out the way you hope…

I guess we’ll wait and see how long this marriage lasts. My bet is that it will be over before the end of the year. But we’ll see!