The world’s Lego supply will be at an all-time low for the next little while because your favorite pornstar Christy Mack has just announced via Twitter that the man who builds her the best Lego creation will receive a blowjob from Christy Mack!
I know this sounds too good to be true. Play with Lego and you might get a blowjob from Christy Mack?
What’s next? Anal sex with Alektra Blue for playing with Play-Doh?
One thing is for sure, in the past pornstars have always made good on their Twitter promises to give blowjobs. Does anyone remember Team BJ NBA? Sarah Jay and Angelina Castro promised their Twitter followers blowjobs if the Miami Heat won the NBA Championship. And when the Heat did win the Championship, they blew everyone that had the balls to collect on their offer.
If only Holland had won the World Cup in 2010, then we would have all gotten blowjobs from Bobbi Eden. That would have been really nice…
So what are you waiting for? If you haven’t already bought all the Legos from your local toy store, you’re totally blowing it.
Thankfully, you still have time to order them online since the contest goes until March 1st.
If you’re not convinced that the Christy Mack Lego Challenge for Blowjobs is greatest opportunity of your life, watch this clip of Christy Mack giving a blowjob. I think it will help you realize that a Christy Mack blowjob is worth days of thumb-numbing Lego labor.
Now would you please start building some goddamn Legos?!
You only have until March 1st!