Butt & Tongue Controllers: The Future of Adult Gaming

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Now that the PS4 and Xbox One have been released, what do gamers have to look forward to?

Well, The Verge just shared some cool new projects that may not have a future in mainstream gaming but if they were used in adult gaming…who knows what kind of crazy virtual sex the average adult gamer could be having on a daily/nightly basis?

So what are these cool new projects? Butt and tongue controllers. Let me show you what they’re all about. 

Butt Controller

This “posture-based” controller was developed by Valve engineer Ben Krasnow. It allows players to move around and interact with the virtual game world by sitting on the device and shifting their weight. Check out this demo video:

You’d think that the ability to control your character by shifting your weight would translate perfectly to controlling a character in a virtual sex simulation. Would you not be able to shift your weight back and forth to simulate the thrusting motions of sex?

But what do I know? I’m not an engineer. The tongue controller on the other hand seems perfect for some kind of oral sex simulator…

Tongue Controller

Krasnow’s tongue controller is basically a retainer with an optical sensor underneath so that the tongue can control what’s happening on screen. But don’t just take my word for it! Watch this demo video:

“For swiping and for gross movements … there could be some possibilities there,” Krasnow says when describing potential in-game uses…

What could that possibly refer to other than performing oral sex during virtual sex?

Maybe I’m just obsessed with sex, but I can’t see how you would be able to incorporate these devices into mainstream video games or casual games. This is the kind of immersive technology that we’ve always needed to have real virtual sex.

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Published on: December 5, 2013

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