Canada Needs To Make More Porn!

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QUESTION: Has anyone ever taken Canada seriously?

Hahaha. The answer is of course NO.

Why would we? Canada is basically America but colder and worse (except the free Health Care).

Further proving their incompetence as a nation, the Canadian Radio-television Telecommunications Commission is cracking down on Toronto-based Channel Zero, which includes porn stations AOV Adult Movie Channel, AOV XXX Action Clips and AOV Maleflixxx, for not complying with the 35% Canadian Content law.

Yes, Canada has a law that requires all their radio and TV stations to fill their schedules with at least 35% of content produced in Canada. I’ve been told by some local Canadians that this law is designed to preserve and protect Canadian culture, which makes me ask the question…Canada has culture?

Now Canadians can have their say as to whether Channel Zero’s erotic and non-erotic channels should be renewed despite the porn they broadcast is foreign.

So Canadians, if you want to keep porn on TV like the Neanderthals you are (c’mon porn on TV? Use the internet), then start producing your own porn that can be broadcast on these channels!

You’re probably saying to yourself, “Eh bud. I’m just a dumb Canadian eh. How can I shoot the pornos?”

Which is why I’ve prepared this quick guide for you.

HOW TO SHOOT PORN EVEN IF YOU’RE A DUMB CANADIAN

  1. Get a camera
  2. Get some lights
  3. Learn how to do make-up
  4. Send out a casting call via Canadian Craigslist or Canadian Reddit
  5. Hire the hottest people willing to fuck on camera
  6. Use your free health care to get yourself and your talent tested for STDs.
  7. Turn camera on.
  8. Hit record.
  9. Begin having sex.
  10. Make sure your camera is pointed at the sex.
  11. Cum in the face.
  12. Send the footage to Channel Zero: 2844 Dundas W, Toronto, ON M6P 1Y7

Porn shooting made so simple, even a dumb Canadian can understand it! Now go make your own damn porn Canada! I can’t believe you still consider yourself a country when you don’t even broadcast your own damn porn.

 

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Published on: March 6, 2014

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  • patrick

    I love to be fucking All girls

  • http://eroscott.tumbler.com/archive Eroscott

    Hee, hee, hee! Oh that’s supposed to be Lol!

    First free Canadian medical is not free, someone has to pay for it. Second,several years ago a small boy with a serious heart problem was allowed to die because the parents were convinced by the Canadian government not to go to St. Louis where a team of surgeons were ready to fix the problem. Dickhead! Don’t be a socialist. It only works until you run out of other people’s money.

    I would love porn on TV. Wait, what am I saying? It’s on TV here in America.

    The Canadian government making this rule is just another example of a socialist government trying to socially engineer society. It didn’t work in Russia. It won’t work in Canada.

    God bless all those beautiful, hot Canadian girls.

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  • Alex

    i guess whoever wrote this article is still a tad bitter about canada beating them in hockey during the olympics

  • william

    i would love to be there and fuck all the girls,,am from Africa
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  • m0rt

    Lol, dumb ass yank doesn’t understand that the current Canadian government, in power since 2006, is a right wing Christian party called the Conservative Party – more right wing than the American Regan era gov’t of the 1980’s. Typical ‘murican shit-for-brains.

    First, everybody’s taxes pay for the health care system and even rich people prefer lower medical bills, imagine that. Yeah, no one ever dies in the cutthroat capitalist American money-or-your-life “health” system. You wouldn’t know what socialism was even if it saved your life. And we sure as hell don’t have it here………yet, hahaha! Fear of a better system, what an asshole!

  • kevin

    I have a camera. Come over here and suck my Canadian dick, asshole!

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