•’s Official Predicted Stanley Cup Winner: Montreal Canadiens!

    You pornography viewers and faithfuls, or at least, those of you that watch hockey, must be geniuses or something.

    Well, except for those of you that voted for Boston as the winners of the Stanley Cup, because Boston got eliminated last night and fuck the Boston Bruins, dirtiest team in the league.

    Recently, we asked you, the readers, which team you thought would win the NHL Stanley Cup.  It was a heated battle, and for awhile, it seemed like Boston was the clear-cut frontrunner.  In a fit of sadness and depression, I logged off of the internet for several days and refused to look at the poll results.  Would those dastardly Bruins win?  Could I possibly work for somewhere where the user-base rooted for the team I hated the most, the worst team in the world, that group of babies and divers, the Bruins?

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    May 15, 2014 • BABES, Polls • Views: 6815

  • Dianna Dahlgren Jiggles Her Ass Putting On Pants

    Fitness model Dianna Dahlgren is a true anomaly. What I mean by that is she has the rare ability to do things that I would normally hate and make them awesome.

    The best example of Dianna’s ability take something lame and turn it awesome comes from her latest Instagram video of her trying to put on some skinny, white jeans.

    I can’t help but associate a beautiful blonde putting on pants with utter disappointment because the only time I see beautiful blondes putting on pants is after sex with me. Which isn’t to suggest that sex with me would be a disappointment because if you’ve ever explored the sex tips on this blog you’d know that I’m quite good at sex. No, beautiful blondes putting on pants bums me out because it means that we won’t be having sex until a few hours later, which is a HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.

    In spite of my preconceived notions of beautiful blondes putting on pants, Dianna Dahlgren makes putting on pants work because it’s clearly a struggle to cram that big ass of her’s into clothes. Let’s watch Dianna Dahlgren attempt to put on pants while enjoying the jiggling of her gorgeous ass.


    Dianna Dahlgren, be careful with that booty. I’ve seen a lot of asses in my time and yours is a bonafide heartbreaker.

    Another example of Dianna Dalhgren’s ability to make something lame awesome is an older Instagram video of her snowboarding in a bikini.

    Snowboarding sucks. Why anyone would support a sport that caters only to wealthy burnouts that live off Monster Energy drink is totally beyond me. If you want to “get extreme” learn to ride a skateboard. Skateboarding is filled with butt-ugly mutants but at least they get down and dirty in the city. Actually, on second thought, if you think snowboarding is cool, don’t start skateboarding. We don’t want you.

    Meanwhile, Dianna Dahlgren makes snowboarding cool by doing it in a bikini. CHECK IT OUT.

     In summation, Dianna Dahlgren can do whatever she wants. What would otherwise be totally unacceptable for anyone else to do, Dianna makes it work by showing off that hot body. Keep it up, Dianna!

    Now for good measure, let’s see Dianna Dahlgren twerk.

    April 23, 2014 • BABES • Views: 10613

  • Has Miranda Kerr Forgotten How To Wear Clothes?

    It’s not uncommon for people who have been in relationships for a long time to forget how to be single.

    You forget how to spend time alone when you’ve been in a longterm relationship. You forget how to take up the entire bed after you’ve been in a longterm relationship. And when the time comes, people that have been in longterm relationships have absolutely no idea how to date anyone. It’s a freaking miracle they ever landed anyone in the first place.

    Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were together for almost seven years, ending their relationship earlier this year. Or maybe late last year? I don’t know. No one should really care that much.

    Since becoming single, it seems that the thing newly single Miranda Kerr has forgotten is how to wear clothes.

    It seems like every week, Miranda Kerr is posing semi-nude for someone. I couldn’t possibly think of a better way for Miranda Kerr to cope with being dumped than getting undressed. So let’s celebrate Miranda Kerr’s singleness and inability to ever get dressed with her latest nude photos:

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    Well done Miranda.

    I truly hope that you never relearn how to cover up that stunning body.

    You can start dating again, just please stay as nude as possible.

    April 22, 2014 • BABES • Views: 20297

  • Spend Your Easter Weekend Talking To Spoiled Jenny

    You’ve probably already made plans for Easter weekend. Maybe a nice dinner? Maybe go for a hike? Maybe a bike ride? Maybe a BDSM-themed Easter egg hunt?

    Whatever you have planned for the long weekend…CANCEL IT.

    Here’s your new plan for the long weekend: phone sex with Spoiled Jenny.

    Why should you cancel your BDSM-themed Easter egg hunt to have phone sex with Spoiled Jenny?

    Because who wants to look for Easter eggs in a gimp suit when you can be on the phone confessing all your secret fetishes and fantasies to a beautiful dominant girl like Jenny?

    I like Jenny not only for her pretty face, long legs, adorable tits, and juicy round ass…what am I talking about again? Oh right. Spoiled Jenny.

    I like Spoiled Jenny because she’s a bonafide man-eater. She’s that hot girl that will never be satisfied or have the time of day for you, but that hostility just makes you want her more and more.

    Luckily, Jenny does have the time of day for you when you use

    If you think you can handle Spoiled Jenny’s raw sexual power, then call her now: Talk To Spoiled Jenny.

    If you’re still not convinced that phone sex with Jenny is the best way to spend your weekend, why not check out some of her pictures? It’s amazing that talking to a babe this hot is just a few clicks away:



    And if Jenny doesn’t suit your fancy, there are plenty more babes you could be talking to right now on



    April 18, 2014 • BABES • Views: 38542

  • Barbara Palvin Nude In Marie Claire Italy

    Barbara Palvin is a 20 year-old Hungarian fashion model whose new nude photos further blur the line between fashion and porn.

    Seriously, if someone had told me that these new Barbara Palvin nude photos were from her Met-Art debut, I’d believe it. But that’s just the state of fashion nowadays.

    Remember that game, Fashion or Porn? Well if these new Barbara Palvin nude photos had been included into its system, I bet they’d cause a whole lot of confusion.

    Ultimately, I think the reason fashion and porn are so hard to differentiate between is because they’re basically the same thing. Fashion is obviously more acceptable and self-important than porn, but just look at the etymology of the word pornography. Pornography comes from the Greek “pornographos” which translates to “writing about prostitutes.” Obviously it’s easy to make a connection between pornstars and prostitutes, since they’re both having sex for money (and a lot of pornstars also escort to make ends meat).

    But if we look at the etymology for the word “prostitute”, we see that the origin is from the Latin  “prostitut“, which means “exposed publicly, offered for sale.” Wouldn’t it be fair to assume that all models, adult and fashion, are exposed publicly and offered for sale? Adult models sell their sexuality for purposes of arousal, whereas fashion models sell their sexuality, youth, unrealistic beauty, and to a lesser extent arousal for the sake of a brand or conglomerate. Did I just blow your mind or is this the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?

    That’s how I see it anyways. Which is exactly why this blog loves hot fashion models like Barbara Palvin as much as any pornstar. They’re both selling arousal, but the fashion models are doing it with more subversion.

    Speaking of arousal, all this philosophizing must be a huge turn-off. Allow me to make it up to you by offering these Barbara Palvin nude photos from Marie Claire Italy:

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    Goodness gracious. Barbara Palvin sure is gorgeous! Thank God fashion and porn are basically the same thing.

    See more Barbara Palvin nude here: Barbara Palvin nude pictures on

    April 18, 2014 • BABES • Views: 55480

  • Obsessed With Jenna J. Ross

    Guys, Jenna J. Ross is awesome. If you’re not already familiar with her work, let this post be a gateway to your new obsession with Jenna J. Ross.

    25 year-old petite beauty Jenna J. Ross comes from Boston, MA, and though she’s only 5 feet 2 inches, 110 lbs, and measures 32C-35-34, she always appears to be quite the handful.

    Xbiz had a feature on Jenna J. Ross today, which taught me things about Jenna J. Ross that made her EVEN HOTTER than before. Which is wild because she was already insanely hot. Check out some Jenna’s best quotes from her Xbiz feature.  Continue Reading

    April 17, 2014 • BABES • Views: 73228

  • Arianny Celeste Wins Instagram

    Sometimes, I wish was a lady. Not to suggest that I don’t like being a man because I do, but the problem is I’m a very pretty man.

    No one respects pretty men. Men that command respect are “ruggedly handsome”, which is just another way of saying butt-ugly. But if I was a pretty lady, all I would have to do get respect, legions of fans, and wealth beyond my wildest dreams is post sexy pictures and videos on Instagram.

    Speaking of sexy videos on Instagram, professional pretty lady Arianny Celeste recently won Instagram by posting these videos:

    I’ve been watching these Arianny Celeste Instagram videos on repeat and I’m willing to go out on a limp and say that Arianny Celeste has one of the hottest bodies in the world. My only complaint is how poorly edited the videos are. They cut from shot to shot too quickly! How are supposed to savor the sweet, sweet image of Arianny Celeste in smiley-face bikini, in a crop top, in a revealing bathing suit, and more when they keep cutting so quickly? For shame.

    Of course, it’s not her fault. Instagram videos have a time limit, so she had to work in those constraints. Still, Instagram should make a special exception and allow Arianny Celeste to post longer videos. And maybe also allow her to post nude photos? I don’t know, just an idea.

    Since Arianny Celeste’s Instagram videos are extremely sexy, but don’t let us ogle her to our heart’s content, I figure that this is a perfect opportunity to share with you some of the hottest Arianny Celeste pictures pinned to Big thanks to everyone that pinned these photos. You have excellent taste in babes.

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    Life’s good when you’re looking at pictures of Arianny Celeste.

    April 16, 2014 • BABES • Views: 28991

  • Lacey Banghard’s Sexy Selfies

    I’ll always have a special place in my heart for UK glamor model Lacey Banghard. And no, it’s not because she pops up topless on my computer at least seven times a week.

    I’ll always have a special place in my heart for Lacey Banghard because she simply has one of the funniest surnames of all time. BANGHARD? Are you serious? It always reminds me of Heather Graham’s character in the second Austin Powers movie, Felicity Shagwell.

    I really hope that Lacey Banghard has reappropriated one of my favorite lines from that movie, “Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.” Except for Lacey would say, “Banghard by name, bang-very-hard by reputation.” How could you not love that?

    Anyways, Lacey Banghard hooked up with Zoo Magazine to demonstrate how to take sexy selfies. Do people really need to be taught how to take sexy selfies? I mean, it’s seems pretty obvious to me. Take off most or all your clothes, point a camera at your partially or fully nude body, take a picture, have your life ruined when it leaks online. Of course people don’t need a lesson in taking sexy selfies, it’s just an excuse to look at the busty Lacey Banghard nude and in lingerie.

    Personally, I would have preferred it if Zoo was just like, “Here is Lacey Banghard nude without any gimmicks!” because the video component of Lacey Banghard’s sexy selfies is really weird and uncomfortable. Watch it right now:

    Ooof. That voice…I think my penis is back in hibernation.

    But at least the pictures from Lacey Banghard’s sexy selfies are good! Let’s look at those right now.

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    Having a photo shoot of fake sexy selfies sure is strange, but I’ll take it.

    Nice work, Lacey!

    April 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 13319

  • Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.

    Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.

    So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?



    The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).

    Indiana Pacers babe:

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    Atlanta Hawks babe:

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    In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.

    In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.


    The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).

    Miami Heat babe:

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    The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.

    As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.


    The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).

    Toronto Raptors babe:

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    Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.

    And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.

    The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)

    Chicago Bulls babe:

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    Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.

    Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…

    Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.



    The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).

    San Antonio Spurs babe:

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    Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.

    Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.


    The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).

    Oklahoma City Thunder babe:

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    Dallas Mavericks babe:

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    Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.

    Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.


    The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).

    L.A. Clippers babe:

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    Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.

    And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.



    The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).

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    Hey, I’m sorry I keep going back to Leanna Decker, but I doubt you’re mad because Leanna Decker is truly one of the hottest babe ever. That’s why she trumps that “Superman” Dwight Howard fan.

    That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.


    Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!

    April 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 10877

  • Cara Delevingne Makes Out With Herself For YSL

    The last time we saw “It Girl” and bushy-eyebrow-proponent Cara Delevingne, she was making out topless with Michelle Rodriguez on a Mexican beach that looked more like a postcard than a real beach.

    Since then, it seems Cara Delevingne has found someone much hotter and cooler to make out with than Michelle Rodriguez…HERSELF. (No offense Michelle Rodriguez.)

    As part of some kind of lipstick promotion for Yves-St-Laurent, Cara Delevingne stars in this one minute video where she puts on lipstick, seduces her reflection, and makes out with herself.

    Normally I wouldn’t condone anyone making out with themselves solely because it’s probably the most narcissistic thing a person can do, but this is different. Cara Delevingne gets a pass for making out with herself for the following reasons:

    #1. YSL probably paid her a lot of money to do it.

    #2. If you looked like Cara Delevingne, wouldn’t you make out with yourself?

    #3. Her British accent makes this video extremely sexy, especially when she says, “I love you passionately…painfully…all of you.”

    DAMN. When you read the line, it’s pretty corny but Cara does an excellent job of selling it. I don’t know what your plans are for the weekend but if you have the opportunity to use that line, I suggest you try because it might just get you laid. At the very least you’ll be able to seduce your own reflection.

    OK. Let’s watch Cara Delevingne make out with herself:


    QUESTION: Who do you think is hotter? Feminine Cara in the dress or masculine Cara in the tuxedo? Please let us know in the comments.

    Personally, I think I’m more attracted to the masculine Cara Delevingne wearing the tuxedo. She making me all kinds of strange…

    Which means it’s time to look at some pictures of Cara Delevingne nude or in lingerie. So do that here: Cara Delevingne Pictures on

    April 11, 2014 • BABES • Views: 20737

  • Finally! Some Emily Ratajkowski Pictures Worth Posting.

    Oh Emily. So glad you’re back.

    You might be wondering…where did Emily Ratajkowski go? It sure didn’t seem like she went anywhere. In fact, she totally blew up. Pulling in that Sports Illustrated money, know what I mean?

    Well that’s the whole point. She didn’t go anywhere but up. Over the course of last year, Emily Ratajkowski’s profile grew higher and higher to the point where it looked like she would never pose nude again.

    That’s what happens with models like Emily Ratajkowski. They get their big break in the buff and all of a sudden when they’re the hottest ticket in town, they’re too good to flash a little bit of tit.

    As you know, I’ve never met Emily Ratajkowski. But those who have say that she’s real smart and sweet. Of course, whenever I heard that description of Emily I’d roll my eyes in frustration. Smart enough to use her naked body and big tits to get everyone’s attention but not sweet enough to continue getting undressed once she starts cashing big, fat cheques.

    Things looked grim for fans of a nude Emily Ratajkowski since she spent the better part of the winter in boring photo shoot after boring photo shoot.

    But I’m happy to announce that Emily Ratajkowski is getting topless again!

    I’m not sure where they’re from or what they’re for, but who cares? Emily Ratajkowski nude in the shower is all I need to see to be totally on board for whatever this is. So please, be thankful that Emily is smart enough to get her big break taking her clothes off and sweet enough to continue taking off her clothes even though she can totally get jobs where nudity is not a requirement.

    April 9, 2014 • BABES • Views: 14844

  • The Sexiest Vimeo Account Ever Returns!

    9 months ago, we went ahead and declared Said Energizer’s Vimeo account to be the Sexiest Vimeo Ever.

    It was a real no-brainer to declare Said Energizer the proud owner of the Sexiest Vimeo Ever because he only posted videos of sexy, Eastern European babes dancing around, stripping off their crop-tops that barely covered anything anyway.

    However, after we bestowed this honor on Said Energizer, he stopped sharing videos of sexy babes dancing around in crop-tops. It was truly a sad day for all. Only a little blog called CropTopFever could fill the sexy babe wearing a crop top shaped hole in our hearts left by Said Energizer.

    But alas, there’s no need to mourn the loss of Said Energizer because he’s back with a hot, oily babe dancing around in a crop-top that doesn’t even come close to covering up her tits.

    So enjoy the return of the sexiest Vimeo account ever with Said Energizer’s latest effort: “For Men

    For MEN by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo.

    Please, if anyone knows the name of the babe featured in this video, don’t keep it to yourself. Let us know in the comments who she is so that we can post more pictures and videos with her in it.

    It ain’t right to keep her name to yourself.

    April 9, 2014 • BABES • Views: 18510

  • Beyoncé Grabs Her Boobs On The Cover of OUT Magazine


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    You know what I like best about Beyoncé? She does whatever the hell she wants because she’s Queen B.

    So whether it’s releasing a visual album at midnight on a Thursday, blowing a couple grand on sex toys, or just grabbing her boobs for a photo shoot, she just grips and rips it all in the name of feminism.

    Here’s how she explained her feminist drive to OUT magazine:  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • BABES • Views: 9809

  • Who’s Hotter? Miley Cyrus or Her Porn Doppelgänger Miley May?

    Miley Cyrus has been acting X-rated for almost two years now, and in that time no one in the porn industry has tried to give her the parody treatment. Isn’t that strange?

    I mean, Miley Cyrus in past few months alone has:

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    April 4, 2014 • BABES, Polls • Views: 16697

  • Nicole Aniston Is The Twisty’s Treat Of The Year


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    You might want to file this under “old news” because I’m not sure if it’s been announced yet but Nicole Aniston is the Twisty’s Treat of the Year!

    I first realized Nicole Aniston might be the Twisty’s Treat of the Year when I noticed she was shooting in Costa Rica with Madison Ivy and Mia Malkova thanks to Holly Randall’s Instagram. When the voting opened, I had heard that the babe that won Treat of the Year would shoot their sets in Costa Rica with last year’s TOTY (Mia Malkova) and this year’s runner-up.

    I was all ready to write this big exclusive story about how the Twisty’s Treat of the Year had been narrowed down to either Nicole Aniston or Madison Ivy…but then I saw this banner:


    If the banner advertising Nicole Aniston as the 2014 Treat of the Year was already live, then so much for my exclusive scoop.

    But hey! Who cares about me? This is about Nicole.   Continue Reading

    March 17, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 7691

  • Seeing Daisy Lowe Nude Will Make Your Weekend Great


    Daisy Lowe

    This is what you need to know about this babe Daisy Lowe.

    She’s the daughter of fashion designer Pearl Lowe and Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale. Who? I don’t know either. Thanks for nothing Wikipedia.

    Daisy Lowe primarily does high fashion modelling but she’s been known to pose topless from time to time.

    In particular, Daisy posed for Playboy back in 2011. These are the pictures you’re about to see. I know that you’re probably rolling your eyes and saying, “Chico, I don’t want to see some old ass Playboy pics of some babe I may or may not have ever heard of.”

    Well, you got some attitude, Mister.

    Just because these pictures are from 2011 doesn’t mean they aren’t the hottest thing you’ll see all weekend.

    So please, let a nude Daisy Lowe make your weekend, even though it’s not “current”:


    Please, Daisy. Pose nude more.

    March 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 5187

  • Jessie Andrews Sensual and Nude in New Music Video


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    When you become a pornstar, you can’t expect that having sex on camera will launch you into your dream career. Believe it or not, but some people actually discriminate against active and former pornstars. Just look at the Belle Knox “controversy”.

    With that said, some girls are able to use porn as a stepping stone to greater things. Sasha Grey arguably did it the best, but Jessie Andrews is quickly catching up.

    When I interviewed Jessie Andrews, she had just started shooting only lesbian sex scenes because it gave her more time to focus on her music. Well, it looks like that was smart idea because Jessie Andrews’s music career is taking off and she doesn’t need to shoot porn at all any more.

    Her new track “You Won’t Forget Tonight”, made in collaboration with producers Comets We Fall and Neil Ormandy, was released last week and it’s pretty cool, I guess. Truthfully, the only song I’ve ever liked is “Groove Is In The Heart” by Deee-Lite, but Jessie’s new song is good too.

    So if the song is not “Groove Is In The Heart“-good, then why am I talking about it?

    Well “You Won’t Forget Tonight” has a music video that features lots of slow, sensual shots of Jessie Andrews tastefully nude and she also gets involved in some simulated sex that’s almost as erotic as Bonnie Rotten simulating sexContinue Reading

    March 14, 2014 • BABES • Views: 4115

  • Jen Selter in Vanity Fair


    By far the best part of the photo shoot.

    Well guys, Jen Selter sure has come a long way from just being Instagram’s favorite ass. And no, I’m not referring to the fact that she’s a known fitness personality nowadays.

    Jen Selter has moved on from posing for Instagram selfies that showcase her deliciously round and plump butt and is now posing for Vanity Fair.

    Oooo…Vanity Fair. That’s a well-known magazine. She must look even sexier than normal in photos shot by Vanity Fair, right? Wrong.

    Maybe it’s just me, but I found Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair pictures to be extremely unflattering. Maybe it’s the outfit they chose or inexplicable decision to put more emphasis on her face than her ass.

    If it were up to me, Jen Selter wouldn’t pose for any pictures other than her own Instagram pics while wearing those special yoga pants that make all butts look amazing (her Van Styles pics not withstanding, obviously). But hey, it’s not up to me. It’s up to Jen. I just hope that next time they don’t make her look so cold and scary. You really blew it Vanity Fair.

    Anyways, Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair pictures…



    March 13, 2014 • BABES • Views: 8987

  • Sophia Bush Poses In Revealing Corset


    Sophia Bush

    Good news everyone! Sophia Bush is back!

    Actually, according to her IMBD page, she never left. Which makes me wonder why it’s been so long since we’ve seen Sophia Bush pose for sexy photos?

    I guess people tend to forget about you if you spend 10 years on some crappy teen drama about a hill with one tree on it,  even if you’re as beautiful as Sophia Bush.

    Now that Sophia Bush is 31 years-old, she’s moved on from crappy teen dramas to star in a new crappy cop show called Chicago PD. I haven’t seen it but I assume it’s crappy because they haven’t written an episode about preventing the release of Chief Keef’s new album so that his music doesn’t raise the murder rate in Chicago.

    Yo, Dick Wolf, give me a writing job on Chicago PD. An episode about the Almighty Sosa would be guarantee the show’s success.

    What was I talking about again? Oh yeah Sophia Bush.

    I’m not sure if Sophia Bush’s sexy new Maxim photos are just to promote Chicago PD or if she’s also trying to show the world that she’s not the doe-eyed teen we loved, but I’m very into it. Put anyone in a corset or handcuffs or a tight black dress or just cover them up with a sheet and I’ll be happy.

    Now see Sophia Bush wear all these things. Thank you Maxim!


    March 11, 2014 • BABES • Views: 2100

  • Miley Cyrus Performs In Her Underwear


    High on purp

    If you live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, chances are haven’t had the best luck in your life. Why else would you be in Milwaukee?

    However, Milwaukeeans that went to see Miley Cyrus on her BANGERZ tour Sunday night were lucky enough to see Miley Cyrus perform “23” in nothing but her underwear.

    As Miley explained via Twitter, “Not a new outfit for 23. I didn’t make my quick change and I couldn’t not come out for the song so I just had to run out in my undies :(.”

    Ok sure. I’ve been following Miley Cyrus since she first swapped her good-girl persona for sex-crazed maniac and I can guarantee you that the regular outfit for “23” is absolutely no different than her underwear.

    But that’s not important. What’s important is that you watch Miley sing in her underwear:

    Hahahaha. What is that stage hand doing? How much you want to bet that everything was fine but he just wanted to get a face full of ass before going back to work?

    And how about Miley’s taste in underwear? Not bad. Not bad at all.

    Now please, no more Miley until she has a sex tape leak.

    March 11, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3986