• Nina Agdal & Irina Shayk Team Up For Some Bikini Porn


    Nina Agdal & Irina Shayk

    QUESTION: If you had to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk, who would you choose?

    Don’t think too hard about that question because the truth is you would never get to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk. Maybe some day you’ll be a rich professional athlete or millionaire and Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk will fight over you. But even in the unlikely event that you get off the computer and try to do something productive with your life, you still don’t get to choose between either of them because they are so far out of your league it isn’t funny.

    Call me desensitized but bikini porn (aka supermodels that pose in bikinis) is some of the most boring stuff known to man. The only way it’s tolerable is that they can afford to book outrageously good-looking women like Nina and Irina. But besides that? Who gives a care?

    The only reason I like bikinis in the first place is how easy they are to take off. So why am I looking at someone wear a bikini? Someone that has absolutely no intention of taking off her bikini and posing nude.

    But then again, my hands are tied because Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk are so hot that I have to share new pictures of them whenever they drop, even if it’s for some dumb bikini company.

    So anyways, enjoy these hot (and slightly boring) photos of Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk.


    March 10, 2014 • BABES • Views: 2732

  • Rosie Huntington-Whitely Wears See-Through Top

    Rosie Huntington-Whitely beach see-through

    Rosie Huntington-Whitely

    Rosie Huntington-Whitely wore a see-through top to the beach.

    I would ramble about how hot Rosie Huntington-Whitely or tell you about some despicable things I would do to get up inside her, but I can’t.

    Rosie is exempt from the usual Chico Dusty treatment  because she’s engaged to Jason Statham. The last thing I want is to write something salacious about the future Mrs. Statham, only to have Jason Statham waiting outside my apartment where he will promptly curb stomp my brains out of my skull.

    No, instead I’ll just share these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely wearing a see-through top on the beach:

    March 7, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1982

  • Miranda Kerr Strips In New Reebok Ad


    Miranda Kerr

    If I could have a Freaky Friday-esque body swap with anyone in the world, I would swap bodies with Miranda Kerr.

    Why Miranda Kerr? Because I feel like I am as good-looking, if not better looking, than Miranda Kerr. Of course, it’s very hard to compare the attractiveness of man to the attractiveness of a woman, but I’ve followed her for a while and I know that she’s exactly as good-looking as me.

    So why swap bodies with someone who is just as attractive as me? Well because Miranda Kerr has an amazing life thanks to her looks, where as people go out of their way to disrespect me because I’m so handsome. So the way I see it, the transition would be easy for me. I’d be just as good looking but I’d also have a beautiful New York City brownstone and all the free Reebok shoes.

    Speaking of Miranda Kerr’s beautiful New York City brownstone and free Reebok shoes, there’s a new Reebok commercial that features Miranda Kerr getting undressed. Let’s watch it now:

    Those shoes look stupid. At least we got to see Miranda Kerr walking around in her panties.

    Now if anyone can help me swap bodies with Miranda Kerr, I’ll repay you with free sex (either with my original body or Miranda’s body, the choice is yours).

    March 6, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3234

  • Nina Agdal Nude in Bikini Porn Outtakes


    Nina Agdal

    Remember when Sports Illustrated put out a bunch of pictures Nina Agdal nearly nude? Why not look at them again to refresh your memory: Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Bikini Porn.

    As you can see, Nina Agdal posed topless and yet there was always a conveniently placed hand or bikini to cover up her goods. And while I’ve always been a fan of the hand-bra tease…ever since Nina’s photo shoot for Cover Man Magazine I’ve been dying to see more. Nina, you can’t keep your boobs hidden behind your arm forever!

    And she can’t! Thank goodness for the outtakes that were released because we get to see some Nina Agdal nude!

    Specifically this picture where Nina just missed her mark covering her breasts:



    While this is an amazingly sexy picture of Nina Agdal, I’d like to chastise the photographer for not standing directly over Miss Agdal with her top off, while she made that orgasm-face and slid her bikini bottoms down those long beautiful legs.

    It should be a crime for women this good looking to wear clothes. If only to motivate all us hideous beasts to be as good-looking.

    There are more Nina Agdal outtakes, so please enjoy more Nina Agdal nearly nude right now:


    I need to go jump in a some crystal clear water on a tropical beach now, much like the one Ms Agdal had her photo shoot on, to cool off. Nude Nina Agdal just causes my body to over heat!

    March 5, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 12490

  • Girl of the Month: Dani Daniels


    Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month: Dani Daniels

    Last month, treated its members to an exclusive online scene featuring the beautiful and busty Summer Brielle. I don’t need to tell you that it was really, really hot.

    This month, Elegant Angel has really out done themselves. March 2014’s Angel of the Month is none other than your favorite pornstar, DANI DANIELS!

    “I am honored to be Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month, and can’t wait for fans to check out my scene with Ramon Nomar and Toni Ribas,” said Dani Daniels. “Not only do I want them to watch it, I want to see it too! I want to see what I felt; the scene was that wild — like regaining consciousness after a car accident. It’s like, ‘what the fuck just hit me?’ It was insane. Don’t miss it!”

    DAMN. I’ve never heard sex compared to a car crash before. I bet you’d like to see what all the hype is about. Good thing we got our hands on a trailer for this Dani Daniels threesome scene that hits as hard as a car.

    But before you watch Dani Daniel’s Girl of the Month trailer, I have something to tell you.

    Because Elegant Angel are cherished friends of ours, they’re letting Blog readers get a month-long membership to for $5.

    Of course, if you want to pay the regular price of $29.95 for a month-long membership, that’s totally your prerogative. However, if I were you I would take advantage of this discount so that I could watch Dani Daniel’s Girl of the Month threesome and every other Elegant Angel scene ever made. 5$ for access to the entire Elegant Angel catalogue is the steal of the century.

    To take advantage of the discount, just click the image below this text and then click “Get Membership”. Easy right?


    If you’re still not convinced that Dani Daniel’s exclusive Girl of the Month threesome scene isn’t worth your $5, I think you ought to watch the trailer and reconsider:

    Yes. It should be clear to you now that spending 5$ to watch Dani Daniel’s car crash-esque threesome and every single Elegant Angel scene is totally worth.



    March 4, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 9607

  • Skylar Green Is The Perfect Girlfriend


    Skylar Green

    There are a lot of qualities a girls can have to make them great girlfriends.

    Caring, honest, very hot. You know, the usual things I look for in a partner.

    But there’s just one thing that some girlfriends do that sets them apart from great girlfriends and makes perfect girlfriends…and that one thing is wake-up sex.  Continue Reading

    March 1, 2014 • BABES • Views: 4894

  • Loves Duke University Porn Star Belle Knox


    Belle Knox

    By now, you’ve probably heard about the Duke University Freshman moonlighting as a porn star.

    If you haven’t, here’s a quick recap.

    Some idiot frat boy was watching porn one day and noticed that Belle Knox (aka Lauren A) looked an awful lot like a freshman he’d seen around campus. He proceeded to tell his idiot frat brothers about her and it wasn’t long before every horny college dude thought that it was his right to fuck her. Which is bad, but it doesn’t even compare to the backlash she received from the prudes.  Continue Reading

    February 28, 2014 • BABES • Views: 8954

  • Obsessed With Chanel Stewart


    Chanel Stewart

    This is Chanel Stewart.

    She’s hot. She likes to swim in a white tank top and also dress up as a lifeguard. That’s all.


    What? What else do you want? Why are you even reading these words? You’ve seen the Chanel Stewart pictures I found, so go find some other hot Chanel Stewart pictures. Pin it to your boards. Or don’t. Whatever.

    February 28, 2014 • BABES • Views: 12785

  • Summer Brielle: Elegant Angel of the Month


    Summer Brielle: Elegant Angel of the Month

    Elegant Angel is studio that has withstood the test of time thanks to two beliefs: high production values and the hottest babes.

    In celebration of their knack for picking the hottest babes in the industry, Elegant Angel will now be selecting one hot babe per month and making her the Angel of the Month.

    What happens when a hot babe gets selected as Angel of the Month? subscribers are treated to an exclusive scene, only available on, featuring the Angel of the Month.

    If you watch Summer Brielle’s exclusive Angel of the Month scene and watch EVERY Elegant Angel VIDEO EVER MADE, you can join for $5! 

    This $5 price is an exclusive Blog promotion, so join now!


    It’s all very exciting because highlighting hot babes whether it be Angel of the Month or Treat of the Month or Babe of the Day is what this blog lives for.

    If you’re not convinced that $5 to join to watch Summer Brielle’s exclusive scene as well as the entire Elegant Angel catalogue is the greatest deal in the history of internet porn, then allow me to change your mind by introducing you to Elegant Angel’s first-ever Angel of the Month Summer BrielleContinue Reading

    February 12, 2014 • BABES, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 9423

  • New Miley Cyrus Topless Photos


    All you ever did was wreck me with your topless photos, Miley.

    I’ve been blessed with many advantages over other people. Advantages like being prettier than the average man and having hands so perfect that people will pay $5 to touch them for five minutes.

    Though I could go on forever about how much better I am than you or any regular person, I’ll just say that my biggest advantage is my memory. I never forget a thing. Sometimes I say to people, “I totally forgot, I’m sorry.” The truth, however, is that I didn’t forget and they were ignored.

    Today was the first time I’ve ever doubted my memory. A scan of Miley Cyrus’s Vogue Germany photos surfaced online and I genuinely can’t remember if I’ve posted them before. It’s just that Miley Cyrus is topless so often that I can’t differentiate the incidents of Miley Cyrus toplessness anymore. Normally celebrity nudity is the easiest thing to remember because it happens so sparingly. Miley Cyrus is topless so often that how can anyone keep up?

    So I apologize if I’ve already shared these pictures of Miley Cyrus’s boobs, but who cares? She’s hot, we like boobs.   Continue Reading

    February 6, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 4225

  • Twisty’s Treat of the Year 2014


    The toughest decision you’ll ever make…

    2013 was a great year for Twisty’s Treats. I remember thinking at the end of 2012, “Well, it’s too bad that Twisty’s has already made all the hottest girls Treats of the Month. I’m going to miss those monthly babes.” But somehow they pulled it together and out did themselves!

    Now it’s time to decide which one of these sexy Treats deserves to be Twisty’s Treat of the Year 2014.

    Choosing the Treat of the Year is no easy task, which is why Twisty’s has decided to let the fans choose!

    To vote, you need to be a Twisty’s member. But the good news is that a Twisty’s membership is only 1 DOLLAR WHILE VOTING IS OPEN.

    Why should you vote for your favorite Twisty’s Treat? Because the Treat of the Year wins a Twisty’s contract, a trip to Costa Rica to shoot with the runner-up and last year’s winner (Mia Malkova), and a diamond Twisty’s necklace. So if you have a favorite Twisty’s Treat, you need to vote for her because we’re guaranteed more amazing pictures and videos of your favorite babe later in 2014.


    2 days of Twisty’s plus supporting your favorite Treat of the Month for $1? Now that’s a deal.

    If you’re ready to vote, you can do that right now: TREAT OF THE YEAR VOTE.

    But if you need help deciding which Treat to vote for, continue reading to get to know the contestants.   Continue Reading

    February 5, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 8803

  • Shakira and Rihanna Team Up For Ass-tastic Video


    Shakira + Rihanna

    Shakira and Rihanna are two very sexy pop stars and when I heard that they were releasing a duet, I was like, “DAMN! That video is going to have a lot of ass!”

    And of course, the video for “Can’t Remember To Forget You” delivers on the ass but these girls decided to include some sensual lesbian moments as well.

    So yeah, the video features a lot of quality ass and some sexy moments between Shakira and Rihanna, but the song is just terrible.

    If I were you, I would just look at those Shakira and Rihanna GIFs over and over again, but here’s the video for anyone that’s interested.

    February 4, 2014 • BABES • Views: 3769

  • Money Shots with Tasha Reign


    Answer: Literally anywhere.

    Hooray! Another episode of the Tasha Reign show!

    In this episode, Tasha finds out where the fans in Las Vegas would shoot their load if they had to could choose any spot on a woman’s body. Personally, I love the question but it makes me sad to admit that I would probably just cum in my pants if it were ever asked directly to me.

    Make sure to visit either before or after this episode.


    Now on to the show!

    In case you missed it, watch episode 1 of the Tasha Reign Show here.

    PS. Tasha Reign is a very busy young lady, so if you like the Tasha Reign and you’d like to see more, show your support in the comments!

    More Tasha Reign Show coming this week so stay tuned!

    February 3, 2014 • BABES, INTERVIEWS • Views: 5347

  • Veronica Rodriguez and Kendra Lust Win The Super Bowl (For Ass)


    Kendra Lust (bottom) & Veronica Rodriguez (top)

    Unfortunately our live coverage of Super Bowl XLVIII had to be cancelled in order to bring you this breaking porn news…

    Kendra Lust and Veronica Rodriguez have won the Super Bowl of Ass! 

    Congratulations girls! Let’s see how these fine babes managed to pull out a win at the Super Bowl of Ass.

    It all started with Veronica Rodriguez kicking it off strong with some solo twerkin.   Continue Reading

    February 2, 2014 • BABES • Views: 5336

  • The 15 Most Beautiful Pornstars Ever


    Of course Sunny Leone is on the list!

    To be a successful porn star, one must be very hot but must they also be beautiful?

    If you ask me, there is a difference between beauty and hotness.

    You know someone is hot because your crotch gets really, really itchy. Whereas you know someone is beautiful because you feel really itchy all over your body. Right? Maybe it’s just me.

    The Guccione Collection has just put forward a little video that showcases the 15 most beautiful pornstars ever. Get ready to feel really itchy all over your body.   Continue Reading

    January 31, 2014 • BABES • Views: 26368

  • Favorite Porn – Tasha Reign in Vegas


    Tasha Reign, baby!

    We sent Tasha Reign to Las Vegas during AVN (the Oscars of porn) so that she could get to know her fans a little bit better.

    In this edition of Tasha Reign’s Wacky Vegas Weekend, Tasha finds out first hand what kind of porn her fans like best.

    For more Tasha, make sure to visit her website TASHAREIGN.COM.

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    And now, let’s watch Tasha Reign in Vegas!

    More Tasha in Vegas coming next week!

    Until then, get your Tasha Reign fix on

    January 31, 2014 • BABES, INTERVIEWS, Sex News • Views: 4835

  • Bonnie Rotten Stars In NSFW Music Video


    Bonnie Rotten!

    As a well-known pornography promoter, a question I get asked all the time is, “Do you know Bonnie Rotten?”

    Whenever someone asks me if I know Bonnie Rotten, I always reply, “Oh yeah. I know Bonnie Rotten.”

    Unfortunately, they don’t realize that what I meant to say was, “Yes, I am familiar with Bonnie Rotten’s pictures and movies and I’m big fan of hers.” I do get some sick pleasure from seeing their excited faces swiftly turn to ultimate devastation when I clarify that I don’t actually know Bonnie Rotten and I can’t give you her phone number.

    The point is, Bonnie Rotten is a lot of people’s dream woman. How could she not be? A hot girl, covered in cool tattoos that loves rough sex and the Oakland Raiders? Based on that description of Bonnie Rotten, she deserves to be in the Smithsonian as “American’s Most Desirable Woman Ever.”

    So yeah, I’m a disciple of Bonnie Rotten’s. The girl can do no wrong in my eyes. And that’s especially true after seeing Bonnie Rotten star in Piece By Piece‘s new NSFW music video for “Let’s Fuck”.

    The lead singer sees Bonnie Rotten eating burgers by herself at In-N-Out, which is amazing in itself. Why is the thought of Bonnie Rotten eating In-N-Out burgers making me rock hard? After some burgers, Bonnie Rotten takes the dude back to her place for some of the hottest simulated sex you’ll ever see.

    Just think, if this is how good fake sex with Bonnie Rotten is…the real thing must nuts. It probably makes all other sex irrelevant.

    I suggest putting the song on mute and just watching Bonnie Rotten’s seductive moves, but it’s up to you.

    Piece By Piece – Let’s Fuck (Official Video) from Nick Jett on Vimeo.

    If anyone knows Bonnie Rotten (like actually knows Bonnie and not like how I know her), would you please let her know that I’m down to go get In-N-Out burger with her whenever she wants. I could be in hospital with a stomach tumor, it doesn’t matter. Literally whenever she wants.

    Maybe some simulated sex afterwards too? If not that’s cool. The idea of eating burgers with Bonnie Rotten has filled my tiny penis with so much blood that simulated sex with Bonnie Rotten would probably cause me to die because there would be no more blood in my body, except in the dick.

    January 30, 2014 • BABES • Views: 4052

  • Are These Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos Real?

    scarjo cover

    Is the moment we’ve all been waiting for?

    These “leaked nude photos” of Scarlett Johansson have been floating around the internet for a few days now.

    I’m convinced that they’re fake even though people are talking about these nude Scarlett Johansson photos as if they are real. I mean think about it, these photos have to be fake because if Scarlett Johansson had actually posed nude, her naked body would have brought on world peace. Last I heard, everyone still hates each other.

    Regardless, I’m posting these fake Scarlett Johansson nudes because whoever made them did a dang fine job. It’s one of the more convincing Scarlett Johansson nude galleries I’ve ever seen.  Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES • Views: 13623

  • Miss Colorado Teen USA Runner-Up Porn

    Kristy Althaus, Miss Colorado Teen USA Runner-Up

    Kristy Althaus, Miss Colorado Teen USA Runner-Up

    Kristy Althaus is 2014’s Melissa King. Allow me to explain…

    Kristy Althaus was the runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant, which is the same pageant Melissa King won except in Delaware and not Colorado. And just like Melissa King lost her crown, Kristy Althaus has lost her title as 2012’s second hottest teen in Colorado because she filmed a porn video with (which is the same site that shot the Melissa King porn).

    The Kristy Althaus video was released on January 24th 2014 and since then she’s been completely erased from any participation from the pageant. She has be removed from the anointment video after Gawker inquired about the porno and she’s also been removed from the website. Just take a look at the before and after of the pageant’s website that Gawker managed to grab:  Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 24869

  • + Caro’s Erotic Jewellery: A Valentine’s Day Contest



    Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and normally that would mean it’s time to start thinking of cool, romantic gifts to give your sweetheart.

    This year, however, and Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery have you covered.

    We’re giving away two pieces of Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery that will ensure you have an incredible Valentine’s Day.

    Would you like to see what you could win?   Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 1892