BABES

  • Nina Agdal & Irina Shayk Team Up For Some Bikini Porn

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    Nina Agdal & Irina Shayk

    QUESTION: If you had to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk, who would you choose?

    Don’t think too hard about that question because the truth is you would never get to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk. Maybe some day you’ll be a rich professional athlete or millionaire and Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk will fight over you. But even in the unlikely event that you get off the computer and try to do something productive with your life, you still don’t get to choose between either of them because they are so far out of your league it isn’t funny.

    Call me desensitized but bikini porn (aka supermodels that pose in bikinis) is some of the most boring stuff known to man. The only way it’s tolerable is that they can afford to book outrageously good-looking women like Nina and Irina. But besides that? Who gives a care?

    The only reason I like bikinis in the first place is how easy they are to take off. So why am I looking at someone wear a bikini? Someone that has absolutely no intention of taking off her bikini and posing nude.

    But then again, my hands are tied because Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk are so hot that I have to share new pictures of them whenever they drop, even if it’s for some dumb bikini company.

    So anyways, enjoy these hot (and slightly boring) photos of Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk.

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    March 10, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1666

  • Rosie Huntington-Whitely Wears See-Through Top

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    Rosie Huntington-Whitely

    Rosie Huntington-Whitely wore a see-through top to the beach.

    I would ramble about how hot Rosie Huntington-Whitely or tell you about some despicable things I would do to get up inside her, but I can’t.

    Rosie is exempt from the usual Chico Dusty treatment  because she’s engaged to Jason Statham. The last thing I want is to write something salacious about the future Mrs. Statham, only to have Jason Statham waiting outside my apartment where he will promptly curb stomp my brains out of my skull.

    No, instead I’ll just share these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely wearing a see-through top on the beach:

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    March 7, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1329

  • Miranda Kerr Strips In New Reebok Ad

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    Miranda Kerr

    If I could have a Freaky Friday-esque body swap with anyone in the world, I would swap bodies with Miranda Kerr.

    Why Miranda Kerr? Because I feel like I am as good-looking, if not better looking, than Miranda Kerr. Of course, it’s very hard to compare the attractiveness of man to the attractiveness of a woman, but I’ve followed her for a while and I know that she’s exactly as good-looking as me.

    So why swap bodies with someone who is just as attractive as me? Well because Miranda Kerr has an amazing life thanks to her looks, where as people go out of their way to disrespect me because I’m so handsome. So the way I see it, the transition would be easy for me. I’d be just as good looking but I’d also have a beautiful New York City brownstone and all the free Reebok shoes.

    Speaking of Miranda Kerr’s beautiful New York City brownstone and free Reebok shoes, there’s a new Reebok commercial that features Miranda Kerr getting undressed. Let’s watch it now:

    Those shoes look stupid. At least we got to see Miranda Kerr walking around in her panties.

    Now if anyone can help me swap bodies with Miranda Kerr, I’ll repay you with free sex (either with my original body or Miranda’s body, the choice is yours).

    March 6, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 2348

  • Nina Agdal Nude in Bikini Porn Outtakes

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    Nina Agdal

    Remember when Sports Illustrated put out a bunch of pictures Nina Agdal nearly nude? Why not look at them again to refresh your memory: Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Bikini Porn.

    As you can see, Nina Agdal posed topless and yet there was always a conveniently placed hand or bikini to cover up her goods. And while I’ve always been a fan of the hand-bra tease…ever since Nina’s photo shoot for Cover Man Magazine I’ve been dying to see more. Nina, you can’t keep your boobs hidden behind your arm forever!

    And she can’t! Thank goodness for the outtakes that were released because we get to see some Nina Agdal nude!

    Specifically this picture where Nina just missed her mark covering her breasts:

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    NINA AGDAL NUDE!

    While this is an amazingly sexy picture of Nina Agdal, I’d like to chastise the photographer for not standing directly over Miss Agdal with her top off, while she made that orgasm-face and slid her bikini bottoms down those long beautiful legs.

    It should be a crime for women this good looking to wear clothes. If only to motivate all us hideous beasts to be as good-looking.

    There are more Nina Agdal outtakes, so please enjoy more Nina Agdal nearly nude right now:

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    I need to go jump in a some crystal clear water on a tropical beach now, much like the one Ms Agdal had her photo shoot on, to cool off. Nude Nina Agdal just causes my body to over heat!

    March 5, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 8099

  • Girl of the Month: Dani Daniels

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    Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month: Dani Daniels

    Last month, ElegantAngel.com treated its members to an exclusive online scene featuring the beautiful and busty Summer Brielle. I don’t need to tell you that it was really, really hot.

    This month, Elegant Angel has really out done themselves. March 2014’s Angel of the Month is none other than your favorite pornstar, DANI DANIELS!

    “I am honored to be Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month, and can’t wait for fans to check out my scene with Ramon Nomar and Toni Ribas,” said Dani Daniels. “Not only do I want them to watch it, I want to see it too! I want to see what I felt; the scene was that wild — like regaining consciousness after a car accident. It’s like, ‘what the fuck just hit me?’ It was insane. Don’t miss it!”

    DAMN. I’ve never heard sex compared to a car crash before. I bet you’d like to see what all the hype is about. Good thing we got our hands on a trailer for this Dani Daniels threesome scene that hits as hard as a car.

    But before you watch Dani Daniel’s Girl of the Month trailer, I have something to tell you.

    Because Elegant Angel are cherished friends of ours, they’re letting Sex.com Blog readers get a month-long membership to ElegantAngel.com for $5.

    Of course, if you want to pay the regular price of $29.95 for a month-long membership, that’s totally your prerogative. However, if I were you I would take advantage of this discount so that I could watch Dani Daniel’s Girl of the Month threesome and every other Elegant Angel scene ever made. 5$ for access to the entire Elegant Angel catalogue is the steal of the century.

    To take advantage of the discount, just click the image below this text and then click “Get Membership”. Easy right?

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    If you’re still not convinced that Dani Daniel’s ElegantAngel.com exclusive Girl of the Month threesome scene isn’t worth your $5, I think you ought to watch the trailer and reconsider:

    Yes. It should be clear to you now that spending 5$ to watch Dani Daniel’s car crash-esque threesome and every single Elegant Angel scene is totally worth.

    WATCH IT NOW!

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    March 4, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 6688

  • Skylar Green Is The Perfect Girlfriend

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    Skylar Green

    There are a lot of qualities a girls can have to make them great girlfriends.

    Caring, honest, very hot. You know, the usual things I look for in a partner.

    But there’s just one thing that some girlfriends do that sets them apart from great girlfriends and makes perfect girlfriends…and that one thing is wake-up sex.  Continue Reading

    March 1, 2014 • BABES • Views: 3827

  • Sex.com Loves Duke University Porn Star Belle Knox

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    Belle Knox

    By now, you’ve probably heard about the Duke University Freshman moonlighting as a porn star.

    If you haven’t, here’s a quick recap.

    Some idiot frat boy was watching porn one day and noticed that Belle Knox (aka Lauren A) looked an awful lot like a freshman he’d seen around campus. He proceeded to tell his idiot frat brothers about her and it wasn’t long before every horny college dude thought that it was his right to fuck her. Which is bad, but it doesn’t even compare to the backlash she received from the prudes.  Continue Reading

    February 28, 2014 • BABES • Views: 6431

  • Obsessed With Chanel Stewart

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    Chanel Stewart

    This is Chanel Stewart.

    She’s hot. She likes to swim in a white tank top and also dress up as a lifeguard. That’s all.

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    What? What else do you want? Why are you even reading these words? You’ve seen the Chanel Stewart pictures I found, so go find some other hot Chanel Stewart pictures. Pin it to your Sex.com boards. Or don’t. Whatever.

    February 28, 2014 • BABES • Views: 9930

  • Summer Brielle: Elegant Angel of the Month

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    Summer Brielle: Elegant Angel of the Month

    Elegant Angel is studio that has withstood the test of time thanks to two beliefs: high production values and the hottest babes.

    In celebration of their knack for picking the hottest babes in the industry, Elegant Angel will now be selecting one hot babe per month and making her the Angel of the Month.

    What happens when a hot babe gets selected as Angel of the Month? ElegantAngel.com subscribers are treated to an exclusive scene, only available on ElegantAngel.com, featuring the Angel of the Month.

    If you watch Summer Brielle’s exclusive Angel of the Month scene and watch EVERY Elegant Angel VIDEO EVER MADE, you can join ElegantAngel.com for $5! 

    This $5 price is an exclusive Sex.com Blog promotion, so join ElegantAngel.com now!

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    It’s all very exciting because highlighting hot babes whether it be Angel of the Month or Treat of the Month or Babe of the Day is what this blog lives for.

    If you’re not convinced that $5 to join ElegantAngel.com to watch Summer Brielle’s exclusive scene as well as the entire Elegant Angel catalogue is the greatest deal in the history of internet porn, then allow me to change your mind by introducing you to Elegant Angel’s first-ever Angel of the Month Summer BrielleContinue Reading

    February 12, 2014 • BABES, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 6375

  • New Miley Cyrus Topless Photos

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    All you ever did was wreck me with your topless photos, Miley.

    I’ve been blessed with many advantages over other people. Advantages like being prettier than the average man and having hands so perfect that people will pay $5 to touch them for five minutes.

    Though I could go on forever about how much better I am than you or any regular person, I’ll just say that my biggest advantage is my memory. I never forget a thing. Sometimes I say to people, “I totally forgot, I’m sorry.” The truth, however, is that I didn’t forget and they were ignored.

    Today was the first time I’ve ever doubted my memory. A scan of Miley Cyrus’s Vogue Germany photos surfaced online and I genuinely can’t remember if I’ve posted them before. It’s just that Miley Cyrus is topless so often that I can’t differentiate the incidents of Miley Cyrus toplessness anymore. Normally celebrity nudity is the easiest thing to remember because it happens so sparingly. Miley Cyrus is topless so often that how can anyone keep up?

    So I apologize if I’ve already shared these pictures of Miley Cyrus’s boobs, but who cares? She’s hot, we like boobs.   Continue Reading

    February 6, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 2508