OKIE DOKIE. It’s that time of the week. Time to check in with all the other sites we like so that you can see the best sex on the internet! Continue Reading
I first realized Nicole Aniston might be the Twisty’s Treat of the Year when I noticed she was shooting in Costa Rica with Madison Ivy and Mia Malkova thanks to Holly Randall’s Instagram. When the voting opened, I had heard that the babe that won Treat of the Year would shoot their sets in Costa Rica with last year’s TOTY (Mia Malkova) and this year’s runner-up.
I was all ready to write this big exclusive story about how the Twisty’s Treat of the Year had been narrowed down to either Nicole Aniston or Madison Ivy…but then I saw this banner:
If the banner advertising Nicole Aniston as the 2014 Treat of the Year was already live, then so much for my exclusive scoop.
But hey! Who cares about me? This is about Nicole. Continue Reading
This is what you need to know about this babe Daisy Lowe.
She’s the daughter of fashion designer Pearl Lowe and Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale. Who? I don’t know either. Thanks for nothing Wikipedia.
Daisy Lowe primarily does high fashion modelling but she’s been known to pose topless from time to time.
In particular, Daisy posed for Playboy back in 2011. These are the pictures you’re about to see. I know that you’re probably rolling your eyes and saying, “Chico, I don’t want to see some old ass Playboy pics of some babe I may or may not have ever heard of.”
Well, you got some attitude, Mister.
Just because these pictures are from 2011 doesn’t mean they aren’t the hottest thing you’ll see all weekend.
So please, let a nude Daisy Lowe make your weekend, even though it’s not “current”:[wpsgallery]
Please, Daisy. Pose nude more.
When you become a pornstar, you can’t expect that having sex on camera will launch you into your dream career. Believe it or not, but some people actually discriminate against active and former pornstars. Just look at the Belle Knox “controversy”.
When I interviewed Jessie Andrews, she had just started shooting only lesbian sex scenes because it gave her more time to focus on her music. Well, it looks like that was smart idea because Jessie Andrews’s music career is taking off and she doesn’t need to shoot porn at all any more.
Her new track “You Won’t Forget Tonight”, made in collaboration with producers Comets We Fall and Neil Ormandy, was released last week and it’s pretty cool, I guess. Truthfully, the only song I’ve ever liked is “Groove Is In The Heart” by Deee-Lite, but Jessie’s new song is good too.
So if the song is not “Groove Is In The Heart“-good, then why am I talking about it?
Well “You Won’t Forget Tonight” has a music video that features lots of slow, sensual shots of Jessie Andrews tastefully nude and she also gets involved in some simulated sex that’s almost as erotic as Bonnie Rotten simulating sex. Continue Reading
Well guys, Jen Selter sure has come a long way from just being Instagram’s favorite ass. And no, I’m not referring to the fact that she’s a known fitness personality nowadays.
Jen Selter has moved on from posing for Instagram selfies that showcase her deliciously round and plump butt and is now posing for Vanity Fair.
Oooo…Vanity Fair. That’s a well-known magazine. She must look even sexier than normal in photos shot by Vanity Fair, right? Wrong.
Maybe it’s just me, but I found Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair pictures to be extremely unflattering. Maybe it’s the outfit they chose or inexplicable decision to put more emphasis on her face than her ass.
If it were up to me, Jen Selter wouldn’t pose for any pictures other than her own Instagram pics while wearing those special yoga pants that make all butts look amazing (her Van Styles pics not withstanding, obviously). But hey, it’s not up to me. It’s up to Jen. I just hope that next time they don’t make her look so cold and scary. You really blew it Vanity Fair.
Anyways, Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair pictures…[wpsgallery]
DAT ASS THOUGH, RIGHT?
Good news everyone! Sophia Bush is back!
Actually, according to her IMBD page, she never left. Which makes me wonder why it’s been so long since we’ve seen Sophia Bush pose for sexy photos?
I guess people tend to forget about you if you spend 10 years on some crappy teen drama about a hill with one tree on it, even if you’re as beautiful as Sophia Bush.
Now that Sophia Bush is 31 years-old, she’s moved on from crappy teen dramas to star in a new crappy cop show called Chicago PD. I haven’t seen it but I assume it’s crappy because they haven’t written an episode about preventing the release of Chief Keef’s new album so that his music doesn’t raise the murder rate in Chicago.
Yo, Dick Wolf, give me a writing job on Chicago PD. An episode about the Almighty Sosa would be guarantee the show’s success.
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah Sophia Bush.
I’m not sure if Sophia Bush’s sexy new Maxim photos are just to promote Chicago PD or if she’s also trying to show the world that she’s not the doe-eyed teen we loved, but I’m very into it. Put anyone in a corset or handcuffs or a tight black dress or just cover them up with a sheet and I’ll be happy.
Now see Sophia Bush wear all these things. Thank you Maxim![wpsgallery]
If you live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, chances are haven’t had the best luck in your life. Why else would you be in Milwaukee?
However, Milwaukeeans that went to see Miley Cyrus on her BANGERZ tour Sunday night were lucky enough to see Miley Cyrus perform “23” in nothing but her underwear.
As Miley explained via Twitter, “Not a new outfit for 23. I didn’t make my quick change and I couldn’t not come out for the song so I just had to run out in my undies :(.”
Ok sure. I’ve been following Miley Cyrus since she first swapped her good-girl persona for sex-crazed maniac and I can guarantee you that the regular outfit for “23” is absolutely no different than her underwear.
But that’s not important. What’s important is that you watch Miley sing in her underwear:
Hahahaha. What is that stage hand doing? How much you want to bet that everything was fine but he just wanted to get a face full of ass before going back to work?
And how about Miley’s taste in underwear? Not bad. Not bad at all.
Now please, no more Miley until she has a sex tape leak.
QUESTION: If you had to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk, who would you choose?
Don’t think too hard about that question because the truth is you would never get to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk. Maybe some day you’ll be a rich professional athlete or millionaire and Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk will fight over you. But even in the unlikely event that you get off the computer and try to do something productive with your life, you still don’t get to choose between either of them because they are so far out of your league it isn’t funny.
Call me desensitized but bikini porn (aka supermodels that pose in bikinis) is some of the most boring stuff known to man. The only way it’s tolerable is that they can afford to book outrageously good-looking women like Nina and Irina. But besides that? Who gives a care?
The only reason I like bikinis in the first place is how easy they are to take off. So why am I looking at someone wear a bikini? Someone that has absolutely no intention of taking off her bikini and posing nude.
But then again, my hands are tied because Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk are so hot that I have to share new pictures of them whenever they drop, even if it’s for some dumb bikini company.
So anyways, enjoy these hot (and slightly boring) photos of Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk.[wpsgallery]