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Limon

If you’re like me, you hate everything. Especially vibrators that are marketed to couples.

I mean really, is there anything more emasculating than when your girlfriend or prostitute pulls a great big phallus to get the job done.

Using vibrators shouldn’t be emasculating, it should be exciting! That’s why the Sex.com Blog is super excited about the Limon by Minna. It’s the first sex toy for couples that won’t completely humiliate me.    Continue reading “Limon, the Sex Toy for Couples” »

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Reggie Watts

Did you see yesterday’s post about that new study that proved male musicians were sexier than male non-musicians?

Well, if you didn’t, click here to check it out.

Comedian, Head of Socio-Musicology and all around cool guy Reggie Watts and his trusted assistant Asif decided to do their own experiment on the subject. Watch as Reggie and Asif try to determine whether or not music can get you laid:   Continue reading “Can Music & Reggie Watts Get You Laid?” »

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Sex Toy Races

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely sex toy races…is a…very good sport as well…

For real though. Sex toy races are real because there just aren’t enough things to gamble on when you’re in Las Vegas.

Here’s how sex toy races work:
Continue reading “Sex Toy Races Are All The Rage” »

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If you solo for her, she might solo for you

When I first heard “Bandz A Make Her Dance“ by Juicy J, I didn’t realize that “Bandz” was slang for $1,000 wad of cash. I thought Juicy J was just restating that old myth that women are more attracted to musicians than talentless losers like you and me.

Turns out, it’s not a myth. According to a recent study conducted in France, the sexiest nation in the world, male musicians have an advantage when trying to pick up chicks than talentless losers like you and me.   Continue reading “Study Says Male Musicians Have More Sex” »

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Candice Swanepoel

You know what I love about the Victoria’s Secret Angels? They’re all very sexy. I mean, they are professional lingerie models so they have to be sexy to some degree.

You know what else I love about the Victoria’s Secret Angels? Because they’re always being photographed in skimpy lingerie, Victoria Secret Angels aren’t afraid to pop a boob or a butt out for the sake of the photo-shoot. Hey, they’re professionals and they do what it takes to make a great photo.

Last week we saw Australian super babe Miranda Kerr get her tits out for fashion and now we’ve got a little bit of Candice Swanepoel boob to share with you today. Continue reading “Candice Swanepoel Does Fashion Porn” »

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Lisa Ann vs Chanel Preston

The Devil’s Gang Bang: Lisa Ann vs. Chanel Preston won’t be available until July 25th but Chanel Preston and Lisa Ann are so sexy that we can’t help doing a post about it right now!    Continue reading “Lisa Ann vs Chanel Preston: Gangbang Competition” »

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Miranda Kerr’s nude ass for symmetry

Miranda Kerr is so sexy that anything she does is newsworthy (at least for this blog).

However, I can’t do blog posts about Miranda Kerr going grocery shopping while wearing a grey sweatsuit. This is the Sex.com Blog not People Magazine. Unlike People Magazine, we have enough self-respect not to bore the crap out of you (or at least we’re not trying to).

Thankfully, Miranda Kerr was spotted topless and some hero was able to get a few pictures. Well, Miranda Kerr wasn’t topless so much as her tits were poking out of what can only be considered a “reverse crop top”. As you know, we love crop tops. And we love Miranda Kerr! This really is the greatest blog post ever.

Alright, that’s enough preamble. Let’s look at these new Miranda Kerr topless photos: Continue reading “Miranda Kerr’s Topless Photoshoot” »

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Courtney Stodden

Teen bride and media whore Courtney Stodden revealed today to E! News that she has a sex tape.

Big fuckin’ surprise.   Continue reading “Courtney Stodden has a Sex Tape” »

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Veruca James with and without makeup

Remember that photo gallery that went viral a few months ago that showed a lot of different pornstars with and without their make up on? I believe it was called Pornstars Without Makeup.

Some people really liked Pornstars Without Makeup because it put a real woman’s face on a pornstar, because to these porn hating freaks pornstars are only sexual objects. Bunch of dickheads.

Other people hated the before and after pictures because it made them realize that porn isn’t real, but just a wonderful fantasy. Bunch of dickheads.

No matter how you felt about Pornstars Without Makeup, there’s a new 10 minute documentary that talks to makeup artist Melissa Murphy about her intentions behind the photos, the reaction to the photos, and just what it’s like to work in porn. Plus you get to see Sophie Dee’s boobs and Veruca James nude. Continue reading “Pornstars Without Makeup Documentary” »

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Behati Prinsloo is sexy

If you’re in the lingerie business, it’s probably a good idea to make yourself an authority on what is sexy.

For the Victoria’s Secret 2013 Spring and Summer collection, the lingerie giant has asked the question “What Is Sexy?” While they have provided a bunch of answers to sell their different products such as, “Sexy is…a smoky cat eye for day. Or night.” or “Sexy is…an allover golden glow–that comes from a bottle,” they also released the 2013 What Is Sexy? List, which rewarded several different sexy celebrities for what they’re sexiest at.

Let’s check out the list now:   Continue reading “Sexy Awards by Victoria’s Secret” »

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