Sex & Dating Tips

Everything you wanted to know about sex but were too afraid to ask

  • This Is How Women Really Feel About Dick Pics

    Nothing illustrates the fact that men and women have different definitions of “sexy” than dick pics.

    Traditionally, women find a man in uniform sexy. You know why? Because this disgusting genitalia is covered up and they don’t have to look at it!

    Meanwhile, ,en find nude women sexy. So, when they want to appear sexy to women, they tend to not take into account that what is sexy to them is not universally sexy.

    Specifically, there are some men that think their penis, when photographed with low-lighting and way too many pixels, is the sexiest thing in the world. Women can’t resist!

    But there in lies the problem. You men are sorely mistaken if you think a shitty dick pic will turn a woman on, let alone appreciate it.

    To prove that I’m not just talking out of my ass, watch “Women React To Dick Pics” below.  Continue Reading

    February 13, 2015 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 6359

  • 5 XXX-Rated Valentine’s Day Ideas

    Valentine’s Day is this Saturday!

    If you’re looking at this and saying, “What’s the big deal? I already got flowers and chocolates,” then you, sir, are totally screwed.

    Flowers and chocolates are played out. If you don’t want your Valentine’s Day to end with an air of passive aggression, you got to step your Valentine’s Day ideas up.

    Lucky for you, we’re more than just porn experts. We’re also Valentine’s Day ideas experts!

    So get ready to take some notes because these 4 X-Rated Valentine’s Day ideas are guaranteed to make your Valentine’s Day the best.  Continue Reading

    February 11, 2015 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 4506

  • Sex Games, Ranked

    Valentine’s Day is only 9 days away!

    I don’t know what you’ve got planned. Maybe a fancy dinner? Maybe a romantic vacation? Maybe get blackout drunk at the shitty karaoke bar?

    Whatever you got planned for Valentine’s Day, I’d like to suggest that you make time to play a sex game once you get home.

    Playing sex games are the perfect way to inject some spice into your foreplay/sex life.

    Though you can’t really go wrong with any of these sex games, we ranked them from worst to best anyways.  Continue Reading

    February 5, 2015 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Toys • Views: 7682

  • 5 Reasons Why No One Wants To Suck Your Dick: A Guide To Getting More Blowjobs

    When was the last time you had a hot babe’s lips wrapped around your dick?

    If your answer to this question was further in the past than, “Yesterday” then it’s been far too long since someone sucked your dick. And we’re going to need to correct that A$AP (RIP Yams).

    Before we begin, I’d like to remind you that some women just aren’t into blowjobs. Truly terrible but there’s nothing you can do but respect that.

    But there are some women that absolutely love giving blowjobs, the problem might be YOU!

    That’s right. There are things you could be doing (or not doing) that could be totally turning off your girl from going down and sucking your dick. So pay close attention to the 5 Reasons Why No One Wants To Suck Your Dick. If any of these apply to you, please correct it immediately and get ready to have babes lined up on their knees trying to suck your dick!  Continue Reading

    January 20, 2015 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 7084

  • What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You

    Do you have a favorite sex position? If so, why is it your favorite? Because it gives a great view of the booty? Because it lets you get deep inside that pussy? Because it doesn’t make you cum in less than five minutes?

    There are lots of reasons to have a favorite sex position. But besides the practicality and physical/visual pleasure of certain sex position, it’s also possible that your favorite sex position says something about your personality.

    Carrying on reading and maybe you’ll find out something about yourself from your favorite sex position.  Continue Reading

    January 20, 2015 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 5279

  • Get Laid Tonight with

    Since the end of November until just before New Year’s, I was going through my worst sex drought since I lost my virginity.

    All my regular fuck-buddies were out of town or too busy for a booty call. Chicks at the bar were shutting down my advances. My Tinder has been maxed out for months, having already been matched with all the hottest, most fuck-able girls on there. And every girl on OkCupid was looking for commitment before they did the deed.

    My balls were bluer than the sky on an afternoon in May. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

    I am by no means a religious man, but sometimes things work out so perfectly that you can only assume that a higher power is looking out for you.

    I was so desperate to get my cock inside a pussy again, I was about to spend all my savings for an evening with an escort. But before I placed the call to trade away all my money for an evening of sex with a sexy escort, I received an email from asking me if I write about their site.

    After I made a free account on, it was only a matter of minutes before I knew my sex drought was over.  Continue Reading

    January 9, 2015 • Reviews, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News, Sites • Views: 9168

  • The Pro’s and Con’s of Sauna Sex

    Over holiday break, I was lucky enough to have a new sexual experience: sex in a sauna.

    Sauna sex is something I’ve long fantasized about because porn videos set in saunas are always super hot.

    Wet bodies cumming together in a steamy room without the inherent risks of slipping like shower sex (which is criminally overrated, by the way). How can the idea of sauna sex not turn you on?

    But while the fantasy of sauna sex can be a turn-on…how is the real thing? Here are the Pro’s and Con’s of Sauna Sex now that I’ve lost my sauna sex virginity.  Continue Reading

    January 6, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 8687

  • How To Perform the Triple-Threat Job Like Fetish Goddess Sasha Foxxx

    What are you supposed to do when you can’t decide between giving a handjob, blowjob and footjob?

    Easy! You follow Fetish Goddess Sasha Foxxx‘s example and give the Triple-Threat Job!  Continue Reading

    January 6, 2015 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 4644

  • Things To Stick Your Penis In, Ranked

    If you have a penis, you’ve no doubt had the urge to stick it into any crevice available in hopes of finding an exciting new way to make your dick barf up a big load of cum.

    Based on my experience, not every available hole is a good home for a penis be it flaccid or erect.

    To help you better assess whether or not a hole is worth sticking your dick into, we’ve gone ahead and ranked the top things to stick your penis in from worst to best.  Continue Reading

    January 5, 2015 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 8386

  • 40 New Year’s Resolution Ideas For A Better Sex Life

    New Year’s! Hooray! We did it! Made it through another year!

    To celebrate, let’s all agree to make an empty promise of self-improvement only to give up on it and slip back into our old habits a couple of weeks later (i.e. a New Year’s Resolution).

    If you haven’t yet made a New Year’s Resolution, may I suggest making a resolution to improve your sex life?

    It’s not like your actually going to lose weight, eat healthier, quit smoking or get more sleep, so why not fool yourself into thinking that you might improve your sex life by taking one of our New Year’s Resolution idea for a better sex life before abandoning it in February (or perhaps sooner).

    Here now are 40 New Year’s Resolution Ideas for a better sex life:  Continue Reading

    December 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 20517

  • Samantha Rone Shows Us Why Mutual Masturbation Is So Hot

    Normally when we think of foreplay we think of dirty talk, nibbling, caressing, playing with the tits, spanking and a bunch of other sexy teases that get the juices flowing.

    What do most foreplay techniques have in common? They all involve touching your partner! Why? Because touching an erogenous zone is a surefire way to get you read to fuck.

    But what if you were to resist the urge to touch your partner to turn them on…with mutual masturbation?  Continue Reading

    December 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 10436

  • Things To Do On Christmas Day If You’re Alone, Ranked.

    You there! What day is it today?

    Today, sir? Why it’s Christmas Day today!

    And if you’re looking at the Blog on Christmas Day, I have only one thing to say to you…the fuck wrong with you, boy? You can’t spend the one day reserved for family togetherness and generosity without beating your meat? You ought to ashamed of yourself.

    But then again, lots of people on Earth don’t celebrate Christmas. So if you fall into that category, let me please apologize for assuming that you were celebrating the birth of our Lord and saviour, that chill ass dude from the North Pole, Santa Claus.

    If you’re not celebrating Christmas, I’m sure you’ve noticed that it’s totally dead outside. So how are you going to spend Christmas? Don’t worry. We’ve ranked all the Christmas Day lonely activities that you’re going to love getting into.  Continue Reading

    December 25, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 12524

  • The Top 10 Sex Tips of the Year!

    We’ve had a lot of fun making year-end lists, recapping the Best of 2014, but our lists are always highlighting things other people created.

    Now, it’s time for us to give ourselves some shine by recapping the Best Sex Tips of 2014.

    We hope that our sex tips have helped improve your sex life (we know writing sex tips has improved our sex lives). Or, at the very least, you find them entertaining. No matter what you get out of the Blog’s sex tips, we’d like to thank you for your continued support of the Blog.

    With our thanks out of the way, let’s find out which sex tips are the Top 10 sex tips of 2014!  Continue Reading

    December 23, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 27742

  • Cures For Blue Balls, Ranked

    Is there anything worse than blue balls?

    If you can think of something worse than pain in the testicles caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal, then I’d love to here about it.

    The one saving grace about getting blue balls is that it’s easy to cure. All you have to do is clear the pipes of fluid (i.e. cum!).

    Even though curing blue balls is (relatively) easy, we still decided to rank the cures from blue balls. See below the Cures For Blue Balls, Ranked from worst to best.  Continue Reading

    December 9, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 11540

  • 18 Crazy Sex Positions Only Ever Attempted in Porn

    Porn isn’t just a masturbatory aid. It can also be used as sexual inspiration.

    Who hasn’t watched a porn video and found themselves thinking, “Damn. I’d like to try that.”?

    Perhaps it was watching someone have sex with a co-worker that gave your imagination an erection. Maybe it was a double anal scene that made you pause from getting yourself off to ponder its plausibility.

    More often than not, what I find most inspiring about watching free porn videos are the sex positions.

    When it comes to sex positions, my wheelhouse is limited. Even though I’ve written multiple articles like “10 New Sex Positions to Try!”, I still find that under pressure I can’t help but resort to the old reliable sex positions: missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and spoon.

    Sometimes, porn videos will show me an exciting new variation on these classic sex positions, but every now and then I see a sex position that makes absolutely no sense.

    Today, I’d like to honor these crazy sex positions that have only ever been attempted in porn with the following porn list. Don’t try these sex positions at home! They’re reserved for the professionals.  Continue Reading

    December 4, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 10724

  • 4 Reasons Why Sex With Your Ex Can Be The Best Sex Ever

    If you were to ask any of your friends if hooking up with your ex is a good idea, they’d unanimously say, “Of course it’s a bad idea, you moron.”

    They’re not wrong. Having sex with your ex delays the inevitable moving on, there can be a ton of drama, you might be getting used, yadda yadda yadda.

    This free porn blog believes in balance. And from what we can tell, no one on Earth has ever argued for sex with your ex. So rather than just agree that sex with your ex could be disastrous, we’re going to give 4 reasons why sex with your ex can be the best sex ever!  Continue Reading

    December 4, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 9845

  • “Sweet Peach” Doesn’t Want to Make Her Pussy Smell Like Peaches

    About two weeks ago, we posted about these dudes who wanted to make pussies smell like peaches. Turns out that was a misinterpretation and those guys had no idea what they were talking about, despite having a 10% stake in the company.

    Recently, the actual CEO of “Sweet Peach” spoke out and explained what the company is really about.

    What the company really aims to accomplish is to come up with a probiotic that will reduce bacteria in the vagina, reducing infection (which is what usually causes bad odour) and will in turn make vaginas smell better, which is an extremely noble cause. (You can contribute to the campaign here if you’d like.) It won’t make it smell like peaches though, and the CEO was actually quite appalled he made it seem that way. In fact, the company name actually comes from how pussies have frequently been alluded to as peaches in literature.

    That got me thinking though. Is the goal really for vaginas to smell/taste like peaches?  Continue Reading

    December 3, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 3466

  • This New, Kinky Sex Game Is As Good As Having a Threesome

    Have you always wanted to have a threesome but can’t muster the courage to invite another person into your bedroom?

    Well this free porn blog has just discovered a new sex game that is just as good as having a threesome, without adding another body to the bedroom.

    Continue Reading

    December 1, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 10200

  • 8 Ways To Have Sex At Your Thanksgiving Family Gathering

    Nothing makes sex hotter than doing it in a situation that’s not conducive to getting down.

    Thanksgiving is tomorrow, which means you’re either on your way home to your family or family is coming to you. If you fall in neither category, congratulations! You don’t have to deal with all this sneaking around. You can go about boning in the way that’s most convenient to you.

    If you are hosting or spending time with family this Thanksgiving, then you know your sex life is going to take a hit. Sucks, doesn’t it?

    Well it doesn’t have to! This year, the Blog has come up with 8 ways to have sex at your Thanksgiving family gathering so you can still enjoy a happy and healthy sex life even with the family around.  Continue Reading

    November 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6648

  • Thanksgiving Sex Tip: Food Play Will Get You Through The Holiday

    Thanksgiving is upon us!

    I’m a big Thanksgiving fan because it gives me a chance to travel back to my hometown, see how time has ravaged my classmates and almost get into drunken brawls with puritan family members.

    If there’s one thing I don’t like about Thanksgiving, it’s the fact that we’re basically celebrating the genocide of native people it’s seeing so much food go to waste!

    But this Thanksgiving is going to be different. Instead of putting tons of leftovers in tupperware only to throw them out in mid-December when they’re more mold than food, I say it’s time to take those leftovers and have some fun with food play!  Continue Reading

    November 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 4354