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  • 9 Of The Best Surfaces/Furniture to Have Sex On At Home

    I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment this past weekend, that I shall not explain in detail, but instead, will use to extend a little bit of advice: Don’t have sex on a hammock unless you have the balance of a gold medal gymnast, or you’ll end up bruised and limping and not in the good way.

    So basically, that got me thinking. What are the best surfaces/furniture to have sex on at home? You betcha a hammock isn’t going to be on this list.

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    October 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 13024

  • Top 8 Reasons Why You Should Be Using Lube

    It’s crazy to me that in 2014, there are some people that are still having sex without using lube.

    Why don’t you just use a rotary phone or heat your home with a fire? You might as well because you’re living in the dark ages if you’re still not using lube during sex.

    For slipperier, satisfaction-guaranteed sex, all you need to do is add a few drops of lube! But hey, don’t let me just tell you to start using lube, let me breakdown the Top 8 Reasons Why You Should Be Using LubeContinue Reading

    September 25, 2014 • Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 26994

  • 6 Reasons Why Sex With MILFs Is The Best

    MILFs! Everybody wants to fuck them, right? I mean, “I’d Like To Fuck” makes up 3/4 of the acronym.

    Well, according to Time Magazine’s feature on Christian Rudder’s Dataclysm, it seems that MILFs may not be as beloved as we thought.

    Rudder, a co-founder of OkCupid and Harvard-educated data scientist, analyzed millions of records to figure out how we scramble for love online. Though analyzing OkCupid and other dating site browsing data is sure to only reveal the worst in people, there was one insight that I found deeply unsettling.

    According to Rudder’s research, men of all ages are by far looking for women in their early 20’s. That’s not the unsettling part. The OkCupid data revealed that while men often set their age filters for women into their 30’s and beyond, rarely do they contact a woman over 29.

    THAT MEANS MILFS AND MATURE BABES ON OKCUPID AREN’T GETTING ANY!

    While that in itself is deeply unsettling, I’m mostly disturbed by the stupidity of the men looking for love online for ignoring an age group that is widely regarded to have the hottest sex imaginable.

    In order to help the MILFs and Mature babes of OkCupid get laid, here are 6 reasons why sex with MILFs is the bestContinue Reading

    September 10, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 26279

  • 5 Different Role Play Scenarios

    Here at sex.com we like to spice things up fairly frequently. That is obviously not to say we don’t appreciate the classics, because of course we do… but when it comes to role play scenarios, I think it’s time to add some sugar and spice and mix up the lists that usually only add “teacher/student”, “secretary/boss”, or “nurse/patient” as plausible and fun role play scenarios (our holiday-themed 4th of July role play scenarios, Christmas role play scenarios and Thanksgiving role play scenarios notwithstanding, nor our Domination role play scenarios). So here we go:  Continue Reading

    August 28, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 13663

  • 10 Ways Samantha Saint Gets Rid Of The Breakup Blues

    Is it any coincidence that on the day we’re talking about breakups, Wicked Pictures announces the release of a new porn movie starring Samantha Saint called Breakup Blues? It’s probably just a coincidence but who cares?

    Breakup Blues is your classic Wicked couples-friendly porn movie. It focuses on lifestyle columnist Sam (played by Samantha Saint) who is apprehensive about entering the dating scene she’s watched from the sidelines for so long after kicking out her cheating rocker boyfriend.

    While we’re excited to see Samantha Saint evolve from timid lifestyle columnist to busty sex kitten while sharing the spotlight with Carter Cruise, Maddy O’Reilly and Romi Rain, we here at the Sex.com Blog find that it’s strange choice to make Samantha Saint endure a nasty breakup in Breakup Blues because she’s always seemed like the kind of girl who would remain cool and collected through a breakup.

    Why do we think Samantha Saint wouldn’t succumb to the breakup blues? Well we’ve been following Samantha Saint long enough to make wild assumptions about her personal based entirely on her work in the porn industry. So let’s see the 10 ways Samantha Saint gets rid of the breakup blues!

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    August 26, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars, TOP 10's • Views: 13639

  • 9 Reasons Why You Want To Meet Dakota Skye

    Have you guys met petite blonde pornstar Dakota Skye yet?

    If you haven’t, you’re about to get to know her a whole lot better once Digital Sin’s Meet Dakota Skye hits the streets this week, showcasing why Dakota Skye is one of the porn industry’s hottest up-and-comers.

    Now, there are a lot of reasons for why you’d like to get up and close and personal with the adorable Dakota Skye, but here are our Top 9 Reasons Why You Want To Meet Dakota Skye.

    But you might not need 9 reasons why you want to meet Dakota Skye. If you’re ready to meet Dakota Skye, you can do that plus stream and download over 5,000 HD porn videos by joining New Sensations for the low, low price of $4.95 for a 3-day trial.

    For those of you that still need convincing here are…

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    August 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars, TOP 10's • Views: 28230

  • 10 Reasons Why You Want To Win a Skype Session With Carter Cruise!

    New Sensations is giving you a chance to win a 10-minute Skype session with the very cute Carter Cruise.

    Now I know a lot of you are already turned off by the idea that your candid Skype session with Carter Cruise will only last 10 minutes, but I assure you that a 10-minute Skype with Carter Cruise is better than not Skyping with any adorable pornstar.

    To further convince you, I’ve come up with 10 reasons why Skyping with Carter Cruise could easily be the best 10 minutes of your life. Why pass up this opportunity!

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    August 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars, Sex News, TOP 10's • Views: 36930

  • Funny Porn Comments

    It’s surprising people comment on porn videos at all considering I bet it’s pretty hard to comment on something with one hand, but thankfully they do, because some of these porn comments are actually to die for. Someone even started a twitter account called “BestPornComment” you should all check out but these are some of the highlights plus a few more gems:

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    August 7, 2014 • Funny, Stuff, TOP 10's • Views: 12822

  • Top 10 Mistakes Men Make When Trying To Get Girls

    The weekend is here and, as we all know, this is the time where we all go out to shitty bars and parties in hopes that someone will take pity on us and lay us.

    Some of you men might be more proactive than me in trying to get laid in the sense that you actually approach women and run game to get them to sleep with you. To help you up your attraction game for the coming weekend, I will now tell you the Top 10 Mistakes Men Make When Trying To Get Girls.

    Follow this advice carefully and you might just have sex this weekend.

    10. Social media is not where you want to break the ice

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    How do you get girls to notice you? The easiest way to get her to notice you is to like every single one of her Facebook photos, write on her wall and favorite all her tweets, flooding her phone and email with notifications. But it’s also down right creepy and pathetic and lazy. Unless you’re on a dating site or app, the internet is not a tool for you to get laid.

    So what should you do? TALK TO THEM IN PERSON! It’s really not so bad once you get the ball rolling. Just be confident you dumb idiot.

    9. Grinding is not a good way to break the ice

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    I totally understand that when your brain is full of testosterone and alcohol, cutting through the dance floor and rubbing up on as many warm bodies might make you think you’re turning every woman in the club on, but the truth you’re being a jackass.

    Guys, if grinding on as many women as you can is your pick-up technique, let me ask you this: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET SLAPPED? Because that’s what you gon get if you gon be grinding up in the club like that.

    Dance like someone who is not totally desperate for sex and don’t force your presence on the club. If a phone number or a hook-up is in your future, let it find you. Don’t force it.

    8. Resist the urge to drunk text

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    Again, I understand why you think, “I’ll just text everyone I’ve ever slept with to see if they’re free to have sex with me right now,” is a good idea after a couple of Cosmos, but it’s not.

    You’re not being sneaky or unassuming. Girls absolutely know that when you text them out of the blue at 2:30 in the morning, you’re trying to get some. Why is this a bad thing? Because girls talk. Amongst themselves. And if you keep doing this, every girl in town will know you as the guy that sends creepy booty texts every weekend even though you only hooked up once and it was because you were at your little sister’s bridal shower earlier that day and you just felt like making a mistake because you couldn’t bear to live with the jealously that your little sister Angela was getting married before you.

    Lay off the drunk texts, aight?

    7. Be Realistic

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    Many men have highly-inflated views of themselves. Don’t.

    Above is supermodel Irina Shayk. You will never date her. Ever. So don’t waste your time trying to impress her. Be realistic about who you’re going after.

    Now I’m not saying that there is a league system in place for human mating, but there totally is and you have to work your way up the ranks just like any pro athlete.

    Wait hang on…is that why they call it game?

    6. Be aware of your surroundings

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    It’s not always appropriate to start hitting on a beautiful woman as soon as you see her. She’ll just think you’re a desperate jerk with no class if you pick the wrong place to hit on her.

    For example, some women at the gym are there to work out. Women attending funerals probably don’t want to be hit on. Grocery shopping is super boring, leave them be. People get raped on subways (probably), so don’t approach the woman riding the subway late at night because she probably thinks you’re a rapist.

    Just be mindful of where you are and what’s happening around you and your game can be applied more effectively.

    5. Boring ass compliments get you nowhere

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    Above you see the incredibly gorgeous Alyssa Arce. What do you say to her if you want to attract her in real life?

    “Wow. Alyssa Arce, you are incredibly gorgeous.”

    Congratulations, you are now the 50th million person to call her “incredibly gorgeous”. Is that supposed to impress her? She’s only heard it 50 million times before.

    Compliments aren’t just nice things you say to people, guys. They are especially not supposed to be dull observations. The next time you compliment a woman, which I hope is already a part of your game, say something unique and memorable. Otherwise you’re just another fucking spec of sand in the hourglass.

    4. Don’t talk about yourself too much

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    Rattling off every attractive detail of your charmed life will make you look like an overcompensating dickhead. By contrast, drilling a girl with a full clip of questions will make her feel like she’s at an interview for a job that she doesn’t even want. It’s a difficult balance to maintain.

    But here’s a tip to maintaining the conversational balance: think of your conversation as sex.

    Like sex, conversation isn’t all about you, nor is it all about her. It’s about the two of you reacting to each other, coming together as one. Otherwise it’s just masturbation. So ask yourself before you start a conversation with someone you’re attracted to, “Do you want to have sex or just masturbate?”

    3. Don’t rely on booze

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    Though alcohol can sometimes give you a much needed confidence boost, just think about how hard peeing in a urinal can be while wasted. How you going to spit game in that state?

    You’re not. (Unless of course there happens to be a lonely girl as wasted as you are, then it’s a match made in heaven…but she’s likely to get poached by some scumbag)

    Drink in moderation because ultimately you need a clear head if you want to win at these mindgames.

    2. Avoid employees

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    How many times have you thought to yourself, “This waitress/barista/bartender/stripper/promotional model is totally into me?”

    YEAH, ONLY BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF THEIR FUCKING JOB.

    They’re just making their living off the gullibility of men and who can blame them? It’s hard out there. It’s especially hard for these girls because the minimum flirting they do as a part of their job only ensures that they get hit on from the moment their shift starts until they quit that job and start a new career.

    Just leave these girls alone. Be polite and nice and not overly creepy. They’ll appreciate that.

    1. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

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    Ultimately, you can’t take anything you read on the internet seriously, and that includes the Sex.com Blog.

    These rules or tips or whatever are just things that I’ve learned over time through my own personal experiences, but they could be the complete opposite from your own.

    Here’s what you should do: Believe in yourself.

    If what you’ve been doing has been working, then keep doing it.

    If not, then maybe try something new? Experiment!

    All that matters is that you’re happy and healthy. If you have those two things, consider yourself very lucky and just enjoy it.

    June 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 30957

  • Top 10 Sexy Secretaries For Administrative Professionals’ Day

    Yesterday (April 23rd, 2014) was Administrative Professionals’ Day. It’s an unofficial holiday observed in all around the world to recognize the work and service of secretaries, administrative assistants, and receptionists. And I think it’s great that secretaries have their own day because it’s a hard job and often their work goes unappreciated.

    Also…it’s one of the sexiest professions known to man. I feel like people like to fantasize about sexy secretaries because sexy secretaries are subservient to their bosses. You need copies? Sexy secretaries will make you copies. You need coffee? Sexy secretaries will make you coffee. You need to make a call? Sexy secretaries will make the call for you. You’re having a stressful day at the office? Sexy secretaries will crawl underneath your desk and give you a blowjob to relieve the tension. You’re upset that you have to stay late at the office? Sexy secretaries will make it worthwhile when they let you fuck them on your desk.

    What’s not to like about that idea? The fantasy of sexy secretaries is all about power, for most people.

    For me, I just like the outfits. What’s not to like about pencil skirts, high heels and white blouses?

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate the sexy secretaries of the world by counting down the Top 10 Sexy Secretaries pinned to Sex.com!

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    AREN’T SEXY SECRETARIES THE BEST?

    I’m curious…how does secretary compare to other common career-related sexual fantasies?

    Thanks for voting! Now go pin sexy pictures of babes in your favorite sexy profession!

    April 24, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 18144

  • Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex

    Before I ever set foot in the Sex.com offices, I had always assumed that nobody knew anything about sex. Now, after writing sex tips and giving sex advice to the readers of the Sex.com Blog for nearly two years, I’ve realized that I was wrong.

    People actually do know a lot about sex. Unfortunately 99% of what people think they know about sex is wrong.

    Who is to blame for the perpetuation of misinformation? I blame the inadequate sex education most people receive in school. The only thing I remember from sex education in school was an animated short with a voiceover saying, “Penises are a lot like noses. They all come in different shapes and sizes.” And the only reason I remember that lesson is because it maybe me feel better about my own disfigured penis and while the voiceover was comparing penises to noses, a million different animated penises were flying across the screen all wearing the classic mustache and glasses disguise to make them more like noses? That image of millions of penises wearing that hilarious disguise still haunts me to this day.

    Anyways, to help you forget about all those penises wearing the mustache and glasses disguise to help you have more pleasurable, safer sex, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex. So if you’re ready to find out that you’ve been doing sex wrong all these years, continue reading.

    10. Men don’t fake orgasms

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    Faking orgasms isn’t just for women. Men do it too. Of course, male fake orgasms are slightly trickier than their female counterpart because men discharge when they cum. But that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

    If you’re wondering why men fake orgasms, it’s simple. Not being able to orgasm can make your partner feel inadequate and sad. So it’s better just to grunt and make a stupid face when they’re through thrusting to preserve their partner’s sexual confidence.

     

    9. Oral sex and anal sex are safer than vaginal sex.

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    NOPE! Almost all STIs can be passed on through unprotected vaginal sex can also be passed on through unprotected oral and anal sex. Herpes, warts, gonorrhea, hepatitis, chlamydia, syphilis, and HIV can all be contracted orally or anally. Oral sex is certainly less risky compared to vaginal and anal sex, but just for your own safety wear a condom!

     

    8. Oral sex and anal sex don’t count as real sex.

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    Some people seem to think that having oral sex or anal sex instead of vaginal sex is a way of circumventing losing their virginity and still being able to have sex. Absolutely not true. “Sex” is in the name, therefore if it’s in your mouth or your ass, you’re having sex.

     

    7. Vaginas all look a like

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    I blame porn for this one, because porn rarely features any girls with large labias or anything. For whatever reason, almost all the vaginas you see in porn are the same, which is not indicative of vaginas around the world. This lack of vaginal variety in porn has led to more and more women getting labiaplasty surgery to make their vaginas look “normal” when in fact there’s nothing wrong with their vaginas.If penises come in all shapes and sizes like noses, then vaginas are like lips…THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

     

    6. Two condoms are better than one.

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    NO. I understand why people assume that two condoms are better than one, because two of everything is better than one almost always. Double the condom, double the protection. Well, you’re totally wrong if you think that.”Double-bagging” can increase the friction of the latex, making them more likely to rip or tear. One condom (male condom or female condom) is all you need.

     

    5. Pulling out is an effective method of birth control.

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    According to this article, more and more people are pulling out as a means of contraception. THAT’S REAL STUPID.Withdrawal is significantly less effective at preventing pregnancy as compared to other methods. Now, if you’re pulling out because a lifetime of watching porn has given you an obsession with cumshots, then by all means do it. But don’t assume for one second that pulling is a substitute for condoms or the pill.

     

    4. Penis size is important.

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    ThoughtCatalog.com
     asked 50 women about their thoughts on penis size. Of the 50, only 6 said that bigger was better.

    Truth is, size only matters to people that let it matter. Motion, rapport, depth of intimacy, lovemaking skills, and/or positions often have more to do with partner satisfaction than size. But if you’re still concerned about your penis size, then you should read this: Satisfying Women with Your Tiny Penis.

     

    3. Women can achieve an orgasm from penetration alone.

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    Most women don’t achieve an orgasm from vaginal sex alone. It’s possible for sure, but according to data from a 2009 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, most women (about 2/3) have orgasms when they have sex, and this could be from vaginal, clitoral, breast or other kinds of stimulation.

    The key is diversity of stimulation. Women are sophisticated creatures and if you want to make one cum then you’re going to have to explore all of her erogenous zones.

     

    2. The clitoris is a fun button that will give women instant orgasms.

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    This basically the same point as #3, but it’s worth stating again. You need to diversify your attention to all areas of a woman’s body. You can’t just go storming straight to the clitoris and hope for results. Though stimulating the clitoris is never a bad idea, but too much attention could be more painful than pleasurable.So diversify! Have some fun! Don’t be so simple minded when it comes to sex.

     

    1. Vaginas are not Fleshlights.

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    What do I mean when I say, “Vaginas are not Fleshlights”?Well, though Fleshlights look and feel like vaginas, you should know that they aren’t the same. Fleshlights are a male masturbation toy. When you use a Fleshlight, you should feel totally free to fap yourself silly, pounding away at that fake vagina. However, you can’t just jackhammer a vagina. Women know when you’re using their bodies to masturbate and they don’t like.

    I know it’s tempting to do what that dude in the GIF above is doing to Stoya, but it’s not good sex. Simply pounding away, using a real live vagina as if it were a common Fleshlight is a surefire turnoff. There’s no nuance, no build-up, no feeling when you’re using a vagina like a masturbatory aid. It also signifies sexual inexperience or selfishness, which are not very attractive qualities. Rather than mindlessly thrusting away, you want to vary your speed throughout the sex. Gauge your partner’s response and let it inform your movements. If she asks you to go harder, then go harder. But if the moment calls for a slower approach, then slow it down.  After all, you’re not alone, you’re working together to have great sex.

     

    Obviously, there are more than 10 misconceptions about sex out there. In fact, it was tough to decide which 10 misconceptions about sex I would attempt to clear up for you today. Hopefully, you’ve learned something useful. But if you have a question about sex or you need some advice, you can always…

    Send an email to cdusty@sex.com

    OR

    Use the contact submission form.

    And I’ll be happy to answer your sex questions via blog post.

    April 16, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 70921

  • Top 10 Babes of Mad Men

    MAD MEN is back this Sunday for its seventh and final season.

    I’ve watched Mad Men since the first season aired and my interest in the show has been waining with every passing season. I’m not sure why. It’s still pretty good I guess. Just watching it isn’t as exciting as it used to be. It feels more like a commitment, something I have to do rather than something I’m excited to watch.

    If you ask me, six seasons is plenty of Mad Men, especially because season six was kind of a stinker. Even though I watched every single episode, I don’t remember a GD thing that happened.

    Well that’s not true…Don Draper was going to move to California, but then decided to stay in NYC, and then he was asked to take a leave of absence. Then we saw Peggy in Don’s office, wearing the pants. Literally, she was wearing pants! OMG 1960’s woman in pants! So crazy! Also Pete smoked weed one time and that was cool.

    So I remember a few things from season six. Other than Pete smoking weed, the only things I remember all happened in the last few minutes of the season six’s last episode. Because Mad Men season six was so unmemorable, I worry about the quality of Mad Men season seven. Hopefully Mad Men‘s season seven is a lot like season three of The Wire. And what I mean by that is, after a tedious and unmemorable batch of episodes, the show returns to form and knocks our socks off.

    It probably will because Mad Men season 7 is doing what all self-important TV shows do nowadays, splitting the final season in two. Of Mad Men season 7’s 14 total episodes, there will be 7 episodes of season 7 airing this Spring and the final 7 episodes airing in early 2015. Fingers crossed that the hiatus in between will ensure that they wrap up the show in a satisfying way.

    No matter the direction Mad Men season 7 takes, everyone’s going to be disappointed because that’s just how people react to TV shows ending. The audience becomes so attached to the characters that no matter what happens, everyone is pissed off.

    So instead of speculation what twists and turns and ultimate disappointments Mad Men season 7 may have for us, I’d prefer to spend our time reminding ourselves of the TOP 10 HOTTEST BABES OF MAD MEN. So let’s check them out, shall we?

    10. Jessica Pare (Megan Draper)

    Jessica Pare is a very sexy lady and it pains we to have to put her at number 10. But ultimately, she’s Canadian. And her Canadianess forces me to list her at #10.

    9. Sunny Mabrey (Shelley The Stewardess)

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    Sunny Mabrey was only in the show for a split second as a sexy stewardess Don hooks up with. Regardless of her short stint of the show, a beautiful blonde like Sunny Mabrey in a stewardess outfit will always have a place in our hearts.

    8. Caity Lotz (Stephanie)

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    You may remember Caity Lotz as Stephanie, Anna Draper’s hot niece. Unfortunately, she hasn’t been in the show since season 4. If she doesn’t make an appearance in season 7, I will lose hope for all humanity.

    7. Abigail Spencer (Suzanne Farrell)

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    She and Don had a brief affair, which was crazy because she was either Sally or Bobby’s teacher. Just the idea of having a teacher as good looking as Abigail Spencer made me feel all kinds of strange.

    6. Alexis Bledel (Beth Dawes)

    If I’m not mistaken, Alexis Bledel’s storyline didn’t really go anywhere. Maybe her presence helped ruin Pete and Trudy’s marriage, but that was doomed from the beginning because Pete’s always been a scumbag. Despite the fact that her character wasn’t all that interesting, Alexis Bledel is very easy on the eyes and showing up to an office in nothing but a fur coat and panties should be something we all fantasize about. Thank you Alexis Bledel for showing up to SCDP in just a fur coat and panties. I don’t care if it was just a dream, it’s still super hot.

    5. Linda Cardellini (Sylvia Rosen)

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    Ever since Freaks and Geeks, I’ve always had a thing for Linda Cardellini. So when she turned up on Mad Men last season, still gorgeous as ever but with some MILF-y flair, y’all know I was all about it.

    4. Peyton List (Jane Sterling)

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    Roger Sterling probably made a mistake marrying Peyton List’s Jane character, but honestly if you were an old dude and a babe this hot was into you, why wouldn’t lock that down? Peyton List, fine as hell.

    3. Alison Brie (Trudy Campbell)

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    Alison Brie is probably done with Mad Men but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s one of Hollywood’s finest women.

    2. January Jones (Betty Draper/Francis)

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    Everyone always says that January Jones is total bitch in real life. That may be, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s absolutely stunning looking on Mad Men. Even when she gained all that weight, I was like, “Damn girl. Get at me.”

    1. Christina Hendricks (Joan Harris/Holloway)

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    Christina Hendrick’s Joan Harris has risen in the ranks over the course of the show, but her curvy figure will always embody the perfect secretary. Honestly, my only hope for Mad Men season 7 is that things work out for Joan because she’s always been the best character. Am I biased because of Christina Hendricks’s busty body and sex appeal? Yes. But so are all of you.

    Plus, let’s never forget that time Christina Hendricks leaked pictures of her boobs…

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    Now please excuse me, I have to go hire a Christina Hendricks look-a-like to be my secretary.

    Don’t forget to watch Mad Men this Sunday!

    April 11, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 37718

  • Ukraine’s Human Barbie Says Ugliness Is Caused By “Race-Mixing”

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    You’re about to see why that’s totally untrue

    If you use the internet regularly, you’ve probably heard about Ukraine’s Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova.

    For those of you who don’t know Valeria Lukyanova, she’s quite possibly the world’s craziest woman. She spends every waking moment trying to look like a real life Barbie doll by putting on loads of makeup, wearing creepy contact lenses, working out constantly, and consuming only a diet of sunlight and air.

    GQ’s Michael Idov traveled to Ukraine to speak with Valeria Lukyanova, which only confirmed that she’s totally insane. Here’s her take on the “global mean” of beauty:

    When seated across the table from a living Barbie and stuck for topics, by all means go for collegiate bullshit. “But Amatue seems to be all about the Eastern philosophy of reincarnation,” I say. “And the beauty that you embody is very Western. American, even.”

    Valeria grows pensive, which in her case means rolling her eyes slightly upward without changing anything else about her face. “I wouldn’t say so. Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now.”

    “But that’s a relatively new thing,” I reply. “The ideal of beauty used to be different.”

    “That’s because of the race-mixing.”

    WOAH. Ugliness is caused by “race-mixing”? That’s not ok. Of course a woman crazy enough to transform herself into a living doll would also happen to be terribly racist.

    To prove to you all that “race-mixing” is not the source of human ugliness, here now are the 20 hottest mixed race women:  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • Sex News, TOP 10's • Views: 7944

  • Top 10 Best #AfterSex Pictures

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    #AFTERSEX

    If taking sexy selfies are a form of electronic masturbation like Karl Lagerfeld says, then surely the #AfterSex selfies are a new low for people oversharing on the internet.

    For those of you unfamiliar with this new trend, couples are taking photos of themselves after they’ve just had sex and sharing it online.

    Why are they doing this? I have no idea. Maybe they think they look good with flushed faces and fucked up hair? Maybe they just feel like bragging about the fact they just had sex? Well I’m here to tell you that you look terrible #aftersex and no one gives a care that you just had sex.   Continue Reading

    April 4, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 34746

  • Zero Gravity Day Is Not A Thing. 31 GIFs That Will Make Thankful For Gravity.

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    “I’M BOUNCING” – Outkast

    There’s a story floating around the internet that on April 4th, 2014, it will be “Zero Gravity Day”. The story goes that due to a planetary alignment, everyone will be able to float in the air for five minutes because there’s zero gravity.

    That is simply the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Sorry to anyone who was genuinely excited to float in the air for five minutes, but it’s physically impossible for Earth’s gravity to take a five minute break. And on top of that, there will be no special planetary alignment on April 4th. See for yourself.

    What’s discouraging is the number of people that believed April 4th was going to be “Zero G Day” (especially when you remember that this hoax was already done in January of this year!)

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Please get yourself down to the Adult Education Annex in your town and register for Remedial Science 1A.

    Hey I’m really sorry to rain on your Zero-G-Day parade, but gravity is actually pretty cool.

    To help you understand the importance of gravity, here are 31 GIFs that will make you thankful for gravity’s existence:  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 26104

  • International Day of Happiness Top 10!

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    Don’t worry. Be happy.

    Is it just me or is there some made up holiday for every single day of the year? For example, I bet you didn’t know that today (March 20th) is International Day of Happiness.

    What is International Day of Happiness?

    It’s the lovechild of the United Nations and Action For Happiness to promote real happiness and not consumer happiness. They believe that real happiness doesn’t come from buying and consuming commercial goods. Which is a nice idea but it’s awfully presumptuous. Who are they to say that the happiness I feel when buying a new, fly pair of shoes is any less real than the happiness I feel when a fly lady puts her titties in my face? It’s all happiness.

    Regardless of how stupid it is to argue what is real happiness and fake happiness, I’m feeling festive (especially after how much of a downer the last post was). So in celebration of International Happiness Day, here are 10 things that make you happyContinue Reading

    March 20, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 4225

  • Top 10 Songs By Pornstars

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    Farrah Abraham performs her debut single “Blowin”

    On Monday, Farrah Abraham proved to the world that she wasn’t just a terrible porn star, she’s also a terrible singer. Farrah Abraham’s new single “Blowin” is simply one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. Then again, I wasn’t drunk or high on ecstasy when I first heard it so I’m not the song’s target demographic because the only way you could possibly enjoy this song is either being very drunk or high on ecstasy.

    So yeah, Farrah Abraham’s debut single is terrible. But at least she’s not alone! Lots of former pornstars have tried to break into the music industry after doing porn because…I guess they felt that the adult industry wasn’t as exploitive as they hoped so they decided to try music instead?

    Anyways, Farrah Abraham’s terrible song has inspired me to take a trip down memory lane and listen to the Top 10 Songs by Pornstars (from worst to best)Continue Reading

    March 19, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 3703

  • Faye Reagan Top 10: 10 Best Faye Reagan Movies of All Time

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    Faye Reagan!

    I’m going to level with you…I don’t know a damn thing about the Irish and I have no idea why there’s a parade happening right now.

    Everyone at the Sex.com office has been trying all day to explain St. Patrick’s Day to me but I just don’t get it.

    All I know is that someone said, “Red hair and freckles,” and the only thing that came to mind was busty, redhead Faye Reagan.

    I’ve been told that a Faye Reagan Top 10 would be a good fit for St. Patrick’s Day, but I don’t care. I’ve been looking for an excuse to show you my Top 10 favorite Faye Reagan movies, so I might as well do it today on St. Faye Reagan’s Day. So enjoy this Faye Reagan Top 10!  Continue Reading

    March 17, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 12394

  • International Pancake Day Top 10 (Boobs Pressed On Glass)

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    Pancakes

    Today is International Pancake Day. And while that might mean you can get some free pancake from iHop, there will be no free pancakes given out here because this is Sex.com. Yes, pancakes are delicious but we are too committed to bring you pictures and videos of sexy women to be bothered to make and give away pancakes.

    But how about some pictures of sexy women to celebrate Internation Pancake Day? How could a free porn site like Sex.com celebrate International Pancake Day without giving free pancakes to our users? Easy!

    Pancakes is not just a delicious breakfast food. Pancakes is the act of a woman pressing her breasts against glass to tease her partner. At least that’s what UrbanDictionary said.

    So I apologize that there are no free pancakes for you. But you have to admit that it’s super hot when a woman presses her boobs against glass to tease you. So please enjoy this International Pancake Day Top 10 featuring ten of the hottest babes to ever be photographed pressing their boobs against glass!  Continue Reading

    March 4, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 5734

  • Top 10 Sexiest Best Actress Oscar Winners of All Time

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    Damn girl, you bad.

    The 86th Academy Awards are this Sunday! Are you excited?

    I am.

    There’s nothing I like more than tuning in to watch all of Hollywood come together in a glamorous evening to jerk each other off for what feels like an eternity only to cum all over us regular folk.

    The Oscars actually suck. They totally brainwash people. I’ve honestly heard people say, “I didn’t like that movie, but it won an Oscar so it must be good.” What? No. If you didn’t like it, that’s fine. You’re allowed to dislike movies that won Oscars. Unless you can put it on your resume, winning an Oscar don’t mean a damn thing.

    But I will admit that some very sexy women have won the Oscar for Best Actress. So in the spirit of the Oscars, let’s check out the Top 10 Sexiest Best Actress Winners of All TimeContinue Reading

    February 28, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 4001