Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi did not get married the other day.
But you saw on Charlie Sheen’s twitter that they got married at the consulate building in Reykjavik, Iceland where Reagan and Gorbachev held a 1986 summit?
Well he was just trollin! Welcome to the internet, suckers. Let’s look at the tweet again:
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) January 5, 2014
#RumorMilUhPede is the giveaway that it’s phoney. Say what you will about Charlie Sheen but he knows how to play the media. Here he announces out of the blue that he and Brett Rossi are married only to stir the rumor mill, hence #RumorMilUhPede (I suppose that he’s inferring that people that buy into these kinds of claims are pests like millipedes?)
If you’re still not convinced, look at what Brett Rossi just tweeted:
Dear society, Read things ENTIRELY before you repeat something. LMFAO Hashtag #MajaLook
— Brett Rossi™ (@thebrettrossi) January 6, 2014
And then Charlie Sheen also said:
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) January 6, 2014
READ THE HASHTAG!
Y’all got played.
Hopefully Brett Rossi’s retirement from the porn industry is also a Charlie Sheen-inspired unfunny prank. Because c’mon, that bod is too hot for only Charlie Sheen to enjoy.[wpsgallery]