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Charlie Sheen: “Stop Calling Brett Rossi A Porn Star”

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Brett “Not A Porn Star” Rossi

RadarOnline is reporting that while Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi are set to get married, Sheen is totally disgusted that the media continues to refer to his fiancee as a “porn star”.

“It’s absolutely making Charlie crazy that the media keeps referring to Brett as a porn star, because she no longer is doing that. She recently graduated from nursing school,” an insider told Radar.

“Furthermore, her stage name is Brett Rossi, her legal name is Scottine Ross. He wants people to refer to her as Scotti, which is the name she goes by in her personal life. Charlie has told his publicist to tell media outlets to stop calling her a porn star.”

If I may, I’d like to speak frankly with the future Mr. Rossi. 

Ok Charlie Sheen. Here’s the thing…Brett Rossi was a porn star.

I think it’s great that Scottine Ross has her nursing degree but that doesn’t change the fact that millions of people have seen her masturbate, have sex with hot ladies, and one time have sex with a man.

If she had just left the porn industry to pursue a nursing career, people would still recognize her as Brett Rossi. She might even have trouble getting a nursing job because of her past career. Sad but true.

You see Charlie Sheen, once a person does porn it stays with them for life. It’s too bad but it’s true. It’s one of the first things you learn in Pornstar 101.

So how about we comprise?

Marry Scottine Ross. Live a happy life together until you divorce her because something tells me that your fourth marriage won’t be the one that sticks.

In the meantime, the porn-loving public will keep Brett Rossi.

I’m sorry that it upsets you that everyone calls Scotti a pornstar, but we’re upset that our favorite pornstar was stolen from us in her prime by a washed-up Hollywood bad boy.

PS. Can you tell your brother Emilio to make another Mighty Ducks movie? That would be so tight.

Lots of love,

C Dusty.

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  • Eroscott

    We refer to ex-senators, ex-governors, ex-mayors, and ex-presidents as, senator, governor, mayor, and president, so why wouldn’t we refer to an ex-porn star as porn star. Besides, porn stars like Brett Rossi are morally better people than your average politician. They (porn stars) tend not to be lying, dishonest, speaking out of both sides of their mouths, “I know what’s best for you” little arrogant bastards.