Chico’s Sex Advice – Pussy: The Breakfast Of Champions

Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

Today’s question comes from a loyal Sex.com Blog pawn by the name of Coop.

Coop writes,

“Chico…

This is in reference to the question Casey asked about waking up her bf with a blowjob

What about the reversal role and you want to give your girlfriend head in the morning? Pussy is the breakfast of champions”

Excellent question, Coop! Here’s what I think… 

While I agree that pussy is indeed the breakfast of champions, I would never want to wake up any woman with head in the morning.

The reason I would avoid surprising a girlfriend or barfly I accidentally brought home after too many Tom Collins with head in the morning is because you want to avoid performing any sort of sexual act on a woman without her consent.

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but most women have other things on their mind other than sex. I don’t know your girlfriend but she might be put off by waking up with her pussy being eaten out. The last thing that I want to do is get you in the dog house.

That doesn’t mean that your breakfast of champions is totally off the table. What you need to do is test the waters.

Here’s the conversation you should have with your girlfriend:

Coop: You know (insert fake man’s name here) and (insert another fake woman’s name here)? Well, (fake man) was trying to spice things up in the bedroom by waking her some oral sex. She woke up suddenly and started pummelling him in the head with the lamp that was on their night table. Isn’t that crazy? Would you pummel my skull if I did that to you?

And then if your girlfriend says…

Your girlfriend: That is crazy! If you did that  to me, I wouldn’t attack you. I’d be really turned-on and then I’d have to fuck your brains out.

She might not say exactly that but you get the idea.

Introduce the topic casually just to gauge her reaction because you never know how a person will react.

If she’s excited by the idea, then I would wait a few days before trying it. When you introduce the idea, she’ll know that you’re going to try something. So resist the urge to wake her up with cunnilingus until the topic’s deep in her subconscious. Once it’s almost forgotten, give it a try! What makes waking up to oral sex so erotic is the element of surprise. I shouldn’t have to tell you that if she suspects that you’re going to wake her up by eating her out, it won’t be a surprise and it won’t be as awesome.

Again, only wake her up by eating her out after she expressly says that it would turn her on. Otherwise, you’re out of luck.

You’re probably thinking, “Wait. It’s ok for a woman to perform oral sex in the morning without a man’s consent but it’s not ok for a man to perform oral sex in the morning without a woman’s consent?”

Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.

I know it’s a double-standard but you have to remember that women are the receiver in heterosexual sex. They are the ones that get penetrated. Even consensual, erotic sex could be viewed as a violation of her body. So respect the fact that she experiences sex in a much different way than you do by respecting her wishes and her boundaries.

Coop, excellent question.

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Published on: November 6, 2013

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