Earlier today, I got an email from a young lady who needed some advice. I was so blown away by the question that I asked if I could share it with all of you.
Thankfully she agreed and now we have our first ever Chico’s Sex Advice.
Basically, if you need advice or you have a question that needs answering, just write to me and I’ll answer it for you!
This first question won’t be easy to top but if you have a question, send it to email@example.com.
Anyways, this question comes from “Casey”:
I need your help. My boyfriend is asleep right now and I’m feeling frisky. He has to get up early to go to work. Would it be wrong to wake him up with a blowjob?
Excellent question, Casey.
There is absolutely no way that waking your boyfriend up with a blowjob could be a bad idea. If you ask me, which thankfully you did, waking your boyfriend up with a blowjob is the best damn idea I’ve ever heard.
Waking up is a terrible experience 100% of the time. You’re groggy and you reek of cigarette butts. It’s the worst. Blowjobs, on the other hand, are the best.
Waking up to a blowjob completely nullifies the misery of waking up because you’re waking up to the best possible scenario.
The only thing that would be better than waking up to a blowjob is waking up to piles of free money.
But don’t just take my word for it! Watch this video to see how awesome it is:
Of course this is just a porn video. Your actual morning blowjob may differ from this one, Casey. Your boyfriend may not wake up until your lips are wrapped around his penis.
As long as he gets hard, you’re in the clear. If he’s not getting hard, you might want to check his pulse because he might not be alive.
Don’t worry about his schedule either. Even if he gets a half an hour of sleep, waking up to a blowjob will energize him.
If it doesn’t and he complains about the wake up blowjob, dump his ass.
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