Christmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.
But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.
There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).
In Part 5, we’d like to focus on an often forgotten part of Christmas, the stockings. Christmas stockings, for those of you unfamiliar with them, are sock-shaped bags hung by the fire on Christmas Eve that are filled with little presents like coins and candy. For the most part these gifts are filler to eat up time on Christmas morning. Though we’ve come up with a way to make Christmas stockings more exciting!
Instead of filling your significant other’s sock-bag with trash, fill it with gifts that can will entice them to perform oral sex on you. They say it’s always to give rather than receive. What we’ve come up with is a way to give a gift and then receive some head. The best of both worlds!
How do can this be done? Simply fill the stocking with oral sex enhancers! Here’s a list of the must have oral sex enhancers for this year’s stocking:
- GoodHead Ultimate Blow Job Gel ($13.00): You will enjoy giving head more and more! Blow job gel is for more that just giving head. You will have plenty of excuse to lick new places. Try for yourself and see how this edible blow job enhancer turns foreplay into an unforgettable experience.
- Go Deep Oral Sex Spray ($11.00): Go Deep Oral Sex Spray is minty flavored spray that numbs the throat. He goes longer, she goes deeper. Helps in inhibiting the gag reflex so you can perform deeper fellatio. Each bottle contains.
- Comfortably Numb Deep Throat Spray ($9.00): Comfortably Numb is a flavored desensitizing spray specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener as well.
- GoodHead Tingle Drops ($13.00): This set of oral sex enhancers intensify blow jobs by tingling, teasing, and sweetening the entire package. GoodHead Tingle Drops come packaged in easy-to-use 1 ounce drip bottles and three mouthwatering flavors: Strawberry, Green Apple, and Watermelon.
- Sweeten 69 Secretion Sweetener ($13.00): Sweeten 69 15 pieces bottle makes for better tasting oral foreplay for him and hers. Best when shared with a friend. Sweetener isn’t just for coffee and tea. Sweeten 69 uses ingredients like pineapple, bee pollen and royal jelly to sweeten the taste of male ejaculation and female secretions. Share these chewable tablets with a friend and sex will taste so sweet.
- Comfortably Numb Oral Sex Lollipops ($7.00): Flavored desensitizing lollipop specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing lollipop contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex.
- GoodHead Suckers ($5.00): Everybody loves Good Head, but what to do when challenged when accommodating his full measure? This Numbing pop not only tastes delicious, but also acts as a desensitizer making deep throating a snap!
- 69 Lemon Oral Sex Strips ($5.00): 24 dissolving oral salivating strips. 7.2 g pack. Induces salivation for juicy fellatio. Lemon flavor.
- Comfortably Numb Oral Sex Mints ($9.00): Comfortably Numb is a flavored desensitizing mint specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mint contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex.
- Head Job Oral Sex Lotion ($9.00): Simply rub some of this mint flavored lotion on your lover and lick it off. Whether you are the treat or the one being treated (or even taking turns), you and your partner will love the subtle flavors. Each tube contains 1.5 ounces of flavored gel to be applied generously then licked off lovingly.
- BJ Blast Oral Sex Candy ($3.00): The world’s only fizzing, popping, bursting, exploding oral sex candy! Just sprinkle some in your mouth and go down for the ride of their life. Eating out will never be the same! Each packet contains enough to share the fun!
Plus there are plenty more oral sex enhancer for you to try at XToyUSA.com
The key is to include a wide variety of flavors and brands because it increases your odds of getting blown on Christmas morning. And with each item under $20, you’d be an idiot not to try it! Just don’t let Grandma get her hands on it!
It’s also a good idea to include a little blowjob in the stocking. Like this one:
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Give and receive this Christmas when you stuff her stocking full of oral sex enhancers.
*Special thanks to The Cooter Clark, who’s oral sex expertise were instrumental in making Part 5 of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide