CNBC’s Dirty Dozen 2013

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“Dirty Dozen” is a lazy and overused alliteration

Every year CNBC compiles a list of their Top 12 favorite pornstars.

Well, not exactly. They make a list of the Top 12 pornstars with the most Xbiz and AVN award nominations to determine who are currently the biggest stars. CNBC feels that though these nominations are an acknowledgement of on-screen performances, they also reflect the strongest drawing power in the industry.

Is that true? Maybe. I think it’s more likely that reporting on financial markets 24/7 is so boring and frustrating that they need to watch porn to blow off steam. And when you’re watching a lot of porn, why not write about it? That’s how I feel at least because I’m paid to do both.

Regardless of how CNBC determines the best pornstars of the year, this year they definitely made some great picks.

Are you ready to see the CNBC’s Top 12 pornstars of 2013? 

Asa Akira

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Anikka Albrite

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Lisa Ann

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Dani Daniels

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Skin Diamond

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Jessica Drake

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Jesse Jane

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Remy Lacroix

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Maddy O’Reilly

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Chanel Preston

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Riley Reid

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Bonnie Rotten

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Wait.

I’m confused.

How did CNBC know exactly which 12 pornstars I liked the most?

Probably because I write about these girls constantly?

CNBC, are you ripping off my blog?