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Coffee & Boobs! Nothing better!

Today I learned that in the Pacific Northwest they have coffee shops with scantily-clad baristas that will flash you if you tip them (but always tip, guys).

Needless to say that topless coffee shop is the best idea anyone has ever had. Well, the best idea since coffee or being topless. However, some topless baristas go much further than flashing their boobs.

According to the Wall Street Journal

An affidavit for a search warrant filed last June with the Superior Court of Washington for Snohomish County describes instances of baristas allegedly asking undercover detectives if they “wanted a show” after a $20 bill was proffered for a $7 cup of coffee—apparently a signal customers had devised to solicit lewd behavior. The “show,” detectives wrote, was a quick exposure of body parts.

After Federal Bureau of Investigation agents installed surveillance equipment, Everett police say they witnessed explicit acts of prostitution. Detectives wrote they observed one 23-year-old barista leave to meet a motorist in a pickup truck that had just left the kiosk. When the barista exited from the truck, they said, “The driver gave [her] what appeared to be cash.”

I’m so down, as long as these baristas aren’t being forced to have sex. If they’re doing it on their own will, then that’s cool. I got to move to the Pacific Northwest.

Now you might be thinking that your naked body and hot coffee aren’t meant to be together. However, I have curated a Coffee Porn Top 10 to show you that sex and coffee go together like milk and sugar (in coffee).

Take a look! 

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Everyone knows that a cup of coffee is the best way to start your day.

Everyone also knows that sex in the morning is awesome.

SO WHY AREN’T YOU COMBINING THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO ENSURE THAT YOU GET A HOT START TO YOUR DAY?

Hopefully these nude babes drinking coffee have inspired you. If not, I’m packing up for the Pacific Northwest to get me some topless barista action before the feds shut it down.

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Comments

  • http://www.clubglamour.net/ CG

    the perfect morning combo :)

    hey Chico, did you get my e-mail?

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    cool i love them

  • http://www.sex.com/news/about/ Chico Dusty

    I did not! What’s up man?

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    found your contact form, just send a message from there

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