Teen bride and media whore Courtney Stodden revealed today to E! News that she has a sex tape.
Big fuckin’ surprise.
The tape is reportedly a solo masturbation sex tape that was made AFTER Courtney Stodden turned 18 last August. That must suck for her husband Doug Hutchison. I mean, it’s always looked like a sham-marriage but for the sake of appearances he could have filmed a sex tape with her.
I wonder if Doug Hutchison has a romantic abnormality so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. Just like another sham-marriage I know of…
Now I’m not suggesting that Doug Hutchison sexually attracted to fish like actor Troy McClure who you may remember from such films as The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating and The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel (which he also directed) but it is something to think about. He is the weirdo that married Courtney Stodden after all.
Courtney Stodden also said that her sex tape is private. It’s not in the media or even on her computer.
“Hackers, don’t even go there cause you’ll find nothing,” she said.
The last thing you ever want to do is provoke or challenge hackers because they will get you. I expect that the Courtney Stodden sex tape will leak within a week now that she has challenged hackers to find it.
Personally, I think that Courtney Stodden revealing that she has a sex tape is an attempt to get the same press coverage as Farrah Abraham. If that is the reason, she should have accepted one of the many Manwin offers to do porn she received on her birthday.
But hey, some of you might actually like this plastic, buxom blonde. If that is the case, you should know that she recently posed nude for a U.K. lad’s magazine. It’s unknown which magazine it is but I hope to God it’s not FRONT.
FRONT Magazine always has the best pictures of the hottest girls and to see Courtney Stodden in those pages beside the Alt Girls would make me lose all faith in their brand. However, I highly doubt that FRONT would be interested in shooting nude photos of her.
You never know though…
I suggest we just wait and see how this whole thing shakes out. You know what’s a good way to pass the time? Pinning pictures from http://www.frontarmy.com/
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But seriously, does anyone really want to see a Courtney Stodden sex tape?