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The last thing you see before a cumshot

Watching porn affects our sex lives. I’m not going to waste your time trying to determine whether or not porn affecting our sex lives is a good or bad thing, because who cares, right?

Sometimes you will see something in a porn movie and you’ll want to try it in your own sex life. It’s not good or bad. It’s just something that happens. However, it’s important to remember that sex in porn movies is a performance by professionals (and sometimes amateurs as well). As soon as the director says, “Cut!” there’s a clean-up crew ready to put everything back to normal.

Regular people like you and me don’t have the luxury of a post-romp clean-up crew and we’re not performing for anyone, which means that when you’re attempting sex moves you’ve seen in porn movies, it will never be quite the same. Don’t worry! I’m here to help you have amazing porn movie-style sex in the comfort of your own home and without the cameras rolling (unless you’re into that sort of thing…).

Today, I’m going to teach you the proper etiquette for an old staple of porn sex: the cumshot

So first thing you need to do is talk about your desire to cum in her face and feel it out.

I know it will be an awkward, potentially-relationship ending conversation but it’s better than having her storm out post-cumshot. If your lady really isn’t into the idea of having your hot load blasted into her face, respect her wishes.

You should know that only 22% of women say that they would be willing to take a cumshot in the face.

Some women don’t like semen. Some women think a cumshot will ruin their skin (it won’t!). Some women find cumshots degrading to women. Whatever the reason is for not wanting a cumshot in the face, if she’s not into it, don’t do it!

Lucky for you, there are lots of other places on a woman’s body for you to cum all over. If she doesn’t want a cumshot in her face, compromise with a different area of her body.

There are lots of different options, such as:

Boobs

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Stomach

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If your lady has told you that she is willing to let you cum in her face or on any of these areas, then you’re ready to continue.

In porn movies, the cumshot is usually what signifies the end of the scene. When attempting a cumshot in your personal sex life, it should be at the end of sex. You’re more than welcome to try oral sex or just masturbating for your cumshot, but it’s not as much fun having sex.

I imagine that if your lady agreed to the cumshot, she had to be convinced. The least you can do to thank her is to pleasure her sexually before popping on her body.

When you feel your orgasm coming, pull out and assume the agreed upon position for the cumshot. When you’re about to cum, always give your partner warning. Especially if it’s in the face.

Cum leaves the penis at approximately 28 mph. Because that cum will come flying out, you have to give your partner fair warning. Otherwise you could be hitting them in the eyes or hair, which no one wants.

After the cumshot, there’s always a little bit of awkwardness. That’s because you’ve never had to see the clean-up in a porn video and you’re not sure what comes next.

All you can do is grab a towel and laugh it off.

It’s never a bad idea to jump in the shower together to wash off the cumshot and have some more sex.

Good luck with your cumshots everyone!

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